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Dave is so touch-starved that he flinches away when anyone tries to touch him. He hires a professional cuddler in an effort to work past his issues.
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07 Oct 2025
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When Batman is out of town and Gotham City is left to the small flock of other Bats, what else is a group of highly trained vigilante protectors to do but make ill-advised bets about which Robin can complete a city-wide obstacle course in one night?
Everyone getting dressed up in their old costumes to prove which Robin will reign victorious is either the best idea any of them have ever had, or the worst. Dick Grayson would like it on record that though this whole thing is technically his fault, he is not to be held responsible for anything his competitors and siblings may be getting up to. He would also like it on record that he absolutely plans to totally crush them all in this race.
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11 Aug 2025
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Seeing Red by AhsokaJackson for lurkinglurkerwholurks, Batbirdies
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Batman and Robin (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), DCU (Comics)
20 May 2024
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Red Robin understands his role in the Batfamily by now.
He stays around enough to be counted as present.
He engages enough to be counted as useful.
He avoids enough to be counted as convenient.
The rules of being a Drake-Wayne are much the same.
It's been a hard lesson, but Tim understands his relationship to the Waynes quite well.
…The only problem is that they still don't seem to understand—which is pretty frustrating, given that they're the very ones who necessitated setting up the current rules of engagement. And Bruce is really a little young to have such a spotty memory already.
Still, the teenaged CEO of Wayne Enterprises is nothing if not a dutiful son, so if Bruce keeps pressing him for answers, well…Tim juuust might have to oblige.
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A gift for Batbirdies & lurkinglurkerwholurks
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04 Aug 2025
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Of Protection and Freedom by Lady_Phenyx
Fandoms: Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, 楽しいムーミン一家 | Moomin (Anime 1990)
14 May 2021
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Snufkin didn't think of himself as rare. Sure, he didn't see other mumriks often, but they were vagabonds by nature, so it wasn't unlikely.
Unfortunately, other creatures didn't see it that way. Mumriks were rare and, theoretically, impossible to keep captive.
Worse still, one in particular has taken that as a challenge.No 6. PLEASE…
“Get it Out” | No More | “Stop, please”Series
- Part 6 of Whumptober 2020
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26 Jun 2025
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Martin can see the way that Jon's hands shake, and the dark bruises around his eyes. He notices the jitters and the skipped meals and the way that Jon is first in the Archives in the morning, and last out at night, assuming he ever leaves.
It can't go on. And Martin thinks that he might have a solution.
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05 Feb 2025
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Snufkin Week 2019 by Lady_Phenyx
Fandoms: Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, 楽しいムーミン一家 | Moomin (Anime 1990)
28 Jul 2019
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Seven connected short stories for our favorite vagabond, including three idiots realizing they're falling in love (very, very slowly).
Nature - Snufkin's Very Good Winter, including phoenixes, Little Dragon, Jack Frost, and a narrow escape.
Crimes - The Police Inspector has just received a new batch of wanted posters, and one of them has a very familiar face on it.
Wardrobe - In which Snufkin's smock is ripped, Little My gets to have some fun with dress-up, and Moominmamma does a little subtle matchmaking.
Injury/Sick - It was only supposed to be a week-long trip, but an accident means Snufkin's late. Time for Moomin and Snorkmaiden to go find their man!
Family - In which Snufkin finds out about his blood family and officially meets his older sisters. Looks like it's bonding time! (Also, Joxter finds out he has a son, and arrives in Moomin Valley.)
Friendship - A resolution, some revelations, a newfound surety in the strength of friendship, and the return of Jack Frost.
Romance - Moomin and Snorkmaiden are finally ready to tell Snufkin how they feel, but a new (annoyingly persistent) admirer has appeared.Bookmarked by ParalysisByAnalysis
10 Jan 2025
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Accidentally in Love by WritingIsMyCoffee
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
19 Dec 2023
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When Saiki Kusuo decided to introduce himself to Satou Hiroshi, he had done so with the hope of acquiring a perfectly normal friendship.
However, his ability of foresight fails to warn him of one crucial thing. That Satou would not only become his friend, but also fall madly in love with him.
Because nothing in Saiki Kusuo's life can ever just be normal.
Now in podfic form!!
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09 Sep 2024
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Christmas in June by Callanee for ParalysisByAnalysis
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
06 Jun 2021
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Song Fic: Christmas in June by AJR
After they left the Forgotten Realms, Glenn promised Nick that he would be around for Christmas, which was an easy promise to make when he wasn't a part of a band, but after he links up with a new group and they talk of potentially touring, he tells Nick. This goes about as well as expected.
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- Part 2 of DnDads Song Fics
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09 Sep 2024
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After the defeat of Gabriel Agreste and the disappearance of the mysterious peacock miraculous user, Marinette is left to try her best as Guardian and pick up the pieces. With the kwamis left in hibernation, no leads on the missing peacock miraculous, and no way to contact her beloved partner, she's left to her wit's end on where to proceed.
That is, until the prime suspect of the peacock wielder coincidentally takes up an apprenticeship at her parents' bakery. Adrien Agreste, son of Hawkmoth, has seemingly planted his roots in her home while Marinette was away for an apprenticeship. This could either be a disaster in the making, or the perfect opportunity to retrieve the missing miraculous... either way, it's war.
At least, it would be, if the gosh darn villain weren't so sweet!
(putting this on ao3, used to be exclusive to my tumblr. read author's note for a more in-depth summary)
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17 Aug 2024
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“I mean, how dumb does the mayor think we are? Offering us a permanent hotel room as a ‘gesture of gratitude for all our work for Paris’, like it isn’t clearly just some half-baked political ploy to place him more in the public’s favor after the whole school funding scandal, like we’ll allow ourselves to sleep in a hotel that we were publicly offered, making ourselves sitting ducks for Hawkmo—”
“It’s a pretty big building,” he countered, and at least he seemed amused, because she certainly wasn’t, “Nobody knows which room we were given but us.”
“It doesn’t matter!” she scoffed, “It’s still a security risk that he can narrow our location down at all! Also,” she jutted her arms out towards the bed a second time, “May I remind you? ONE. BED. ONE!”
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Or, Ladybug and Chat Noir receive a hotel room from the city, which they most certainly will not use. After all, that wouldn't be very professional, would it?
Yes, it's a Ladynoir bed sharing fic.
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10 Aug 2024
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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.
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16 Apr 2024
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Zuko is having trouble pretending he doesn't has a problem with food and through a series of field trips with friends, the gaang starts to pick up on that as well.
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07 Apr 2024
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the romance of it all by Too_Salty
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Feb 2024
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“You… you’re writing romances.”
“Yes.”
“As in love stories. Stories… about love.”
“That is what’s generally understood as a romance, yes.”
“Right. Right, right, right.” Crowley purses his lips, making an undefinable sound in his throat. Aziraphale really wishes he could see his eyes. "What, uh. What's brought this on, then?"
Aziraphale starts writing romances. They are all about Crowley. (He is not aware of this fact.) Crowley, who is incidentally getting into novels for the first time, is about to have an aneurysm.
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24 Feb 2024
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Doc Scratch's School for Supernaturally Gifted Adolescents by medical
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Jul 2019
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One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.
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08 Feb 2024
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A man wakes up and his mind is a blank slate. The guy with him doesn't know anything either. They have no documents, no phones, nothing.
Just a tiny little dice.There were three things wrong with his current situation.
First he was in a river, trapped in chest-deep water, fully dressed, his back against a rock.
Second, he had absolutely no memory of how he got there. He had never seen that place before, and no matter how much he kept looking around, searching for something familiar: he was still surrounded by simple gray rocks under a black sky.
Third, there was an unconscious guy laying on him, his face immersed in water. Maybe dead - or soon-to-be dead, if he did not do something quickly.- Language:
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08 Feb 2024
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Dream-sharing: a highly illegal little industry in which agents delve into people's dreams, and unearth their deepest secrets and memories.
Within this business, the Strider-Lalondes are known as the best there is — until Dirk Strider gets his fool-ass trapped within the confines of his own subconscious, with his Auto-Responder playing malicious prison warden.
To save him, the best and brightest dreamers in the world will have to form a team. Backed by the token rich friend, lead by the surliest extractor ever bribed out of retirement, haunted by the shade of the latest, greatest agent in the biz, and on the run through a dangerous tiered dream in a hostile mind... It's going to take a miracle to pull this one off.
11/11/21: FULLY REVISED WITH A "FIVE YEARS LATER" EPILOGUE
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08 Feb 2024
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Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.
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- Part 1 of It's the end of the world as we know it
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08 Feb 2024
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Karkat, a shut in game tester, develops a routine of grabbing coffee at Starboons every morning. Which is funny because he doesn’t particularly enjoy coffee and he despises the pretentiousness of the barista that works there… or does he really?
Meanwhile Eridan struggles to find love.
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08 Feb 2024
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Nick Close is pretty sure that vegans are an infection. Things were great when it was just him and his dad, but now Glenn wants to spend more time with the Oak-Garcias and it's ruining everything.
(or: the server mentioned the concept of glenn/henry as a joke but then we went crazy over how badly Nick would react to it)
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08 Feb 2024
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"What is it? What is it?" Nepeta presses right up against his shoulder to get a better look.
"It's a cassette." Karkat is dumbfounded, "Where the shit do you even get a cassette?""Is there a note?"
"No, nothing." He checks the packaging one last time. There's not even a return address.
"Any idea who would send you a cassette?"
"Fuck if I know." Karkat says, "Definitely not John or Jade, though I guess Jade might have access to one. But she would have covered it in stickers or something, not just left it blank. Sollux would have sent a disk, if anything. He'd probably have just emailed me a file instead of going to all this trouble anyway."
"Well, whoever it is, they really don't want you to know that it's from them." Nepeta is inspecting the tape, "This is crazy. This is like..." Suddenly, her big, brown eyes seem to light up, "This is just like a rom-com! A mysterious tape... From a lover!"
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08 Feb 2024