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  1. the milano cortina incident(s) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    15 Feb 2026

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    Anonymous asked:
    imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terror

    ridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
    i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the net 

    hockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
    #this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebras

    or,
    Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics. Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    245
    Kudos:
    2,686
    Bookmarks:
    390
    Hits:
    24,060

  2. 打结人生【Krueger乙女】 by

    Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

    15 Feb 2026

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    你：Krueger我们之间到底算什么？
    Krueger：算我砸钱砸时间机关算尽一手求来的

    双蛇塑，亚人，Krueger属于老钱家族的老幺，有私设兄弟姐妹
    有自残自杀精神疾病
    Graves出没，和《在长吊桥上奔跑》是一个系列
    几乎写成原女了，很雷人
    俗套故事无脑甜，霸道房东爱上我
    虚构家庭元素，有小孩出现，厌童人士慎入
    《在长吊桥上奔跑》中会有称呼Y/N的昵称，本篇也会有称呼《在长吊桥上奔跑》的Y/N的昵称

    原先想用的title

    租客把房东和房子骗走指南
    房产证？结婚证？我全都要！
    致房东：不要爱上房客
    致房客：不要让房东把房子过户给你
    房东？我笑纳了，房子？我也笑纳了
    求解：我爱上了我的救命恩人兼同类兼租客怎么办
    房客就是房客啊，房客是不可以变成妻子的
    重病的房客要怎么才能变成我的妻子？

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    18,138
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,495

  3. Semiannual by

    Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014), Arrow (TV 2012)  

    15 Feb 2026

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    Members of Team Arrow and Team Flash get turned into cats.

    Language:
    English
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    14,621
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    129

  4. Make Up Or Make Out by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

    15 Feb 2026

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    A mistake on the battlefield can lead to a lifetime of regret. When you're brought down from one hard truth to another how are you meant to cope with the repercussions to those actions? Well, that's what that deal was for, right? It wouldn't be that hard.. Would it? To just give in for one night. The issue never needs to be discussed, only the issue of unresolved frustrations and a major loss in confidence, right? God, she hoped she was right...

    aka

    The fic where Soundwave gets screwed over by everybody, especially Starscream

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  5. Children of the Star by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    15 Feb 2026

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    Izuku is offered power, how could he refuse?

    -OR-

    Midoriya Izuku should really read contracts more

    -OR-

    My take on the magical girl Au! fluff, angst, and so much crack
    <333

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    English
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    48,508
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    182
    Kudos:
    330
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    9,791

  6. We both crode by

    Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders: The Musical - Jamestown Revival & Levine/Rapp  

    15 Feb 2026

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    I inhaled gasoline and decided to write the shortest fic known to man
    real summary ig is:
    Ponyboy leaves gas stove on and gives Darry a heart attack
    (but most of that has yet to be written I'm just posting what I have because I can)

    Language:
    English
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    255
    Chapters:
    1/?
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  7. The Next Step In Valyrian Evolution by

    Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)  

    15 Feb 2026

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    In a land where the skies echo with the sound of dragon calls and dark corners harbour magic, the Fourteen Flames foresee the downfall of their worshippers in Westeros and decide to step in, giving their chosen the power to defy their fates.

    Mutation: It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward. - Charles Xavier

     

    Shorthand; Targaryens start to develop superpowers during HOTD, starting with Rhaenyra getting fire manipulation.

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    13,245
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1,915

  8. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days by

    Fandoms: League of Legends, How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)  

    15 Feb 2026

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    [*a Modern AU, Human AU loosely based on the 2003 film "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days"*]

    She wanted to write an article. He wanted to gain more power. Together, they ended up with a feeling that doesn't fit into any plan.

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    English
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    41,033
    Chapters:
    11/14
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    39

  9. worse to be nothing by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    15 Feb 2026

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    Kyle and Stan are avoiding their feelings and each other like the plague, and their friends are sick it. So, they take it into their own hands to set the stage for the perfect Valentine's Day confession.

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  10. [B]lu(b)e [L](c)ock Academy by

    Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)  

    15 Feb 2026

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    bllk boys in highschool with a twist of abo cuz my brain said so
    I don't know why, don't ask me🗿

    .

    Or
    Crack chatfic
    Pls don't take offense from the title itself 😭
    I'll probably update depending on my mood lmao
    *my other works giving me side eyes*

    Language:
    English
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    20,925
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    20
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  11. The Default Setting by

    Fandoms: Spree (2020)  

    15 Feb 2026

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    Two old friends, Kurt and Michael, share a tense early-morning conversation in a diner that shifts from philosophical musings about human potential into charged, unspoken territory. Through a series of deliberate physical provocations—sustained knee contact, a near-touch, a foot hooked around an ankle—their dynamic crackles with unresolved tension, leaving Kurt flustered and pinned in place while Michael watches with infuriating calm.

    This is also for ashyashes112! Thank you so much for your suggestion!!

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    1/1
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  12. jane not shane by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    15 Feb 2026

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    Anonymous:
    I'm Shane
    Fuck
    Fuckjkkjjjj
    Why can't I delete messages
    Jane
    I mean Jane
    My name is Jane not Shane

    Lily:
    ok jane not shane
    what gay question u have for me tonight

    The one where Shane is gay panicking before his first hookup and starts a chat with an online LGBTQ+ friendly peer support platform and Ilya responds. Shenanigans ensue.

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  13. Pokemon: Instant Defeat Version by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Marvel, 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Fire Emblem: If | Fire Emblem: Fates, Persona 3, Tekken (Video Games), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Fairy Tail, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Street Fighter, 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Anime), 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Manga), RWBY, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Video Game), King of Fighters, Overwatch (Video Game)  

    15 Feb 2026

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    A trainer goes on a quest in Kanto to become the best...

    ..All the while fucking as many women as they come to him.

    A lot of women, may we add.

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    32,570
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    5,062

  14. "Meursault, kill that guy" by

    Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)  

    15 Feb 2026

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    What if Danteh only lost some of their memories but remember who the sinners are due to reading their files(exception being Faust who def knew them before hand) are and how to fight(has to be Sinner 10# for more reasons than just being the manager), further more what if they had to replace an eye instead of their head. Witness The City through Dante’s eye(s), and watch in… uh confusion when they tell the Sinners to “EGO SPAM” some rats, Flip off Kromer, Yell at Outis for losing 2 dominating clashes, make references to some game only They, Faust, and Yi Sang recognize when ever they talk to Vergilius, and mess with time...

    Wait a minute what the hell?!

    [THIS IS A CRACKFIC WRITTEN WHEN I HAD STARTED CANTO 4 ON THE 18TH OF DECEMBER 2025, ANY CANTO RELEASE AFTER THAT DATE CAN BE IGNORED, ALSO NOTE THAT THE STORY STARTS AFTER LION GET HIT BY THE LIM BUS,(cause I’m to lazy to watch a video or replay the prologue to remember what they said before that happens)]

    Language:
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    689
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    345

  15. Professional Boundaries by

    Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime & Manga)  

    15 Feb 2026

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    A forgotten phone. A slightly too honest compliment. One coffee invitation that nobody interprets correctly.

    At Kimetsu High, rumors spread faster than common sense, students become unwilling witnesses to faculty drama, and nearly everyone becomes convinced of somethig completely wrong. As gossip spirals and misunderstandings multiply, awkward flirting, concerned siblings, and emotionally confused teachers collide in ways that definitely aren't professional.

    Featuring Sanekana, Obamitsu, a little bit of GiyuShino and enough accidental chaos to keep everyone busy.

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    English
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    9,783
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    128

  16. Alliance Worked Too Well by

    Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

    15 Feb 2026

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    Classic ADA x PM chatfic no one asked for

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    English
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    425
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    0

  17. i found my heart inside your chest by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    15 Feb 2026

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    Regulus Black is sick of Hogwarts. It's a school that's run academically by an idiot (Dumbledore), socially by another idiot (his brother), and most importantly, it's a school that his two best friends no longer attend.

    Regulus wants desperately to move to Beauxbatons with his only friends, but his parents would never agree to it... unless, of course, there was a scandal that only leaving Hogwarts could solve. And Regulus knows just the way to do that. Enter: James Fleamont Potter.

    There's nobody Walburga Black hates more than the blood traitor who corrupted Sirius and stole him away from her. Pretending to date James is the perfect scandal, and if Walburga were to send Regulus to Beauxbatons? Well, that would certainly solve the issue.

    The only problem is, Regulus isn’t sure he wants that scandal solved anymore. And it might just be too late to do anything about it.

     

    (or the one where regulus needs to fake date someone and he chooses james potter, because he's over that childhood crush, right? wrong.)

    Language:
    English
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    37,395
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    915

  18. Green Eyed Monstare by

    Fandoms: Rocket Monkeys (Cartoon)  

    15 Feb 2026

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    Princess Monster returns! She is overly emotional again, but this time her true form is coming to light because of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,481
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    0

  19. Valentines can be for friends too by

    Fandoms: DC Comics  

    15 Feb 2026

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    Kon is trying to take Tim out for a perfect valentines. ... No valentines is ever perfect.

    Language:
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    Words:
    1,215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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  20. Лучше, чем мельдоний by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    14 Feb 2026

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    Илья Розанов творит чудеса на льду. Кажется, он находит выход из любых, даже самых безнадежных, ситуаций. Шейну предстоит выяснить, в чем его секрет…

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    Русский
    Words:
    4,167
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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