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Terezi hasn’t talked to Vriska since she disappeared halfway through their second year in college. No matter how hard she’s looked, she hasn’t been able to find her. She’s about to give up.
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- Part 15 of Femslash February 2026
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man, maybe writing alternian titles actually is easier by criticalexponent
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Feb 2026
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In which two dorks meet in university class; one of them a stoic cool kid; (but really he is just an emotionally repressed loser); the other an overdramatic hopeless romantic with a penchant for foul language; / the two engage in a classic enemies to friends to lovers plot featuring the usual tropes; enough instances of miscommunication and obliviousness that it's a miracle either of our dense as fuck protagonists are smart enough to pass any of their classes; / including enough didactic drivel on platonic love that you might start to wonder why the subtitle to this thing isn't "friendship is magic"; and guest appearances by the author's other favorite homestuck characters (at least, the ones he thinks he can do justice).
ie. just a typical davekat college au
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Fall As Far From The Tree As Possible by Sky_Chau
Fandoms: Homestuck, Criminal Minds (US TV)
15 Feb 2026
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While investigating Dirk Strider in a serial murder case, the BAU discovers the child he raised as a younger brother. After Derek Morgan adopts him, thirteen year old Dave Strider's life is turned upside down. Dave clings to his sanity as the BAU unravels the web of lies that made up Dave's life until now.
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From outside the glare of the limelight, two men share a secret.
You are Karkat Vantas, a guard of the Dersian kingdom. It is your duty to protect your kingdom from a distance, be as noticeable as a piece of furniture to the nobles who wander the kingdom's halls. Too bad you have been letting yourself get in the way of your duties.
You are Dave Strider, crown prince to the kingdom of Derse. Your title permits you with an abundance of spare time, of which you are eager to let a certain someone borrow. Maybe a little too much.
When no one's looking, you meet him in the parlor. And the rest is your private history.
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Eridan wasn’t too concerned about germs, since he was the one who was sick first, but he did feel a responsibility to take care of his boyfriend, even if the guy didn’t want to make it easy.
Or, Eridan check how his sick boyfriend is doing.
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John Egbert gets way more letters than expected on Valentine's Day.
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You wish he had a name tag, then you'd at least know his surname, but you guess bus drivers aren't afforded that courtesy.
Why you think that frown is that stupidly attractive on him, you couldn't possibly fathom, what must it be like if he smiled?
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- Part 2 of why is eridan the bus driver
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“What am I to you?”
That, at least, is an easy one. You smile.
“You’re Equius.”
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Drabbles intended to fill prompts from Faygos’s Homestuck Valentine’s Day Countdown Shipping Meme on tumblr.
1. First Ship You Remember Shipping: Dave/Screentime (The Sky Watches)
2. Favorite Lovable Rarepair: Joey/Barzum (They Meet Again)
3. NOTP: Gamzee/Vriska (She Commands Him)
4. Favorite Blackrom Ship: Gamzee/Equius (He Is Rebuilt)
5. HS OCs: Heceta/Jestif (She Mourns Them)
6. BROTP: Gamzee and Tavros (Another Jail Visit)
7. Favorite Yaoi: Gamzee/Karkat (See His Nightmares)
8. Favorite Yuri: Joey/Barzum (Excuse Not To)
9. Favorite M/F Ship: Latula/Mituna (He’s So Sorry)
10. Don’t Ship But Get the Appeal: Dave/Karkat (Feels Safe Here)
11. Underrated Ship: Dammek/Xefros (Could’ve Been Different)
12. Honorable Mention: Marvus and MSPA Reader (You Still Worry)
13. Favorite Crackship: The Mayor of Can Town and Batman (Dark Knight Guardian)
14. OTP: Gamzee/Karkat (Time Passes On)
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equisol but as girls. equius has big boobs. yay.
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In which disaster strikes upon Eridan's entire world when it is revealed to him that he will be forced to attend a bible camp with his douche of an older brother--Cronus. Eridan suspects that the person who is at fault for setting this into motion is his own sibling due to some false claims. He will do anything to prove his accusations wrong--even if his attempts all fail terribly.
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“I do, but… Just don’t wanna be away from you. Dunno why.” Sollux squeezed her a little tighter.
It's that time of year when Sollux doesn't want Eridan to stray far. She's happy to oblige.
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- Part 11 of femslash february 2026
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My headcanons of humanstuck versions of the betatrolls, genderswap because i like that shit.
My opinions and all of that
Explicit because i will do headcanons of their sexual parts
All the characters here have +18 dont worry.
Karkat x Everyone because well, i like that sht but it doent take too much part on thisEnglish is not my first lenguaje, in case of use of bad english or offensive terms please tell me so i can take it off
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- Part 6 of Female Karkat Vantas
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Shameless Dave and Karkat porn-just an excuse to write something with the tags I like to read. Bully x bullied dynamic and rough drunk bathroom sex.
Taste of the writing below:
The door opens and you look over to see the worst person who could have possibly walked in on you. Beer in hand, his stupid fucking mirror shades are reflecting your own disgruntled expression back to you-the noise of the party behind him loud as all hell.
Dave. Hipster hair. Douchebag jock. Sburb high school's resident homophobe. Strider.
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“How about we egg his house?” Porrim suggested impulsively, leaning in closer across the table.
Porrim doesn't expect that getting some revenge on Damara's ex will earn quite such a pleased reaction.
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- Part 10 of femslash february 2026
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"No offense, but I wouldn't do any of that to talk to Jake."
"But I did!"Jade looks for Jake after the latter goes missing in a presumably alien-less alien planet.
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A big, fat line of D’s ran down his screen—honestly, not that different from normal, all things considered.
But at the bottom, written in bright red letters, all caps, bolded for stupid emphasis as if he couldn’t tell something really fucking bad from something really fucking maybe okay actually, spelled his inescapable doom: MINIMUM GPA REQUIREMENT NOT MET, STUDENT ON ACADEMIC PROBATION UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. SEE ADVISOR IMMEDIATELY.
Fuck.
Dave Strider is a junior in college and nearing the end of his rope. After two years of fumbling his way through his computer science and engineering classes, the other shoe has finally dropped: he's fucked it up. Coping comes in the form of a loud-mouthed barista that Dave can't seem to do anything except enrage, while Karkat seems incapable of getting Dave to fuck off for good, for better or for worse. With a month-long winter break looming, loneliness begins to set in. Shit gets dire, bro.
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humanstuck AU were in the dancestors all sort of know eachother irl but also have flame wars online mostly not knowing eachothers identitys. *conveluted drama ensues*
ps i was gonig to use their trolian handles an their usernames but turns out the dancestors don't have any canon trollian handles so had to look online for some fanon ones, credit to ReptileConfetti on reddit
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- Part 2 of homestuck fics by yours truely
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It’s an honesty that you only ever get here, in the early hours of the morning, after months of knowing him in this way, the way of private moments tinged with blood.
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Bardic Inspiration by Anonymous for froginthebog
Fandoms: Homestuck, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
06 Feb 2026
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John decides to join a D&D campaign for the very first time, at his girlfriend Victoria's insistence. It is so worth it.