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    Dave is so touch-starved that he flinches away when anyone tries to touch him. He hires a professional cuddler in an effort to work past his issues.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    When Batman is out of town and Gotham City is left to the small flock of other Bats, what else is a group of highly trained vigilante protectors to do but make ill-advised bets about which Robin can complete a city-wide obstacle course in one night?

    Everyone getting dressed up in their old costumes to prove which Robin will reign victorious is either the best idea any of them have ever had, or the worst. Dick Grayson would like it on record that though this whole thing is technically his fault, he is not to be held responsible for anything his competitors and siblings may be getting up to. He would also like it on record that he absolutely plans to totally crush them all in this race.

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    11 Aug 2025

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    Red Robin understands his role in the Batfamily by now.

    He stays around enough to be counted as present.

    He engages enough to be counted as useful.

    He avoids enough to be counted as convenient.

    The rules of being a Drake-Wayne are much the same.

    It's been a hard lesson, but Tim understands his relationship to the Waynes quite well.

    …The only problem is that they still don't seem to understand—which is pretty frustrating, given that they're the very ones who necessitated setting up the current rules of engagement. And Bruce is really a little young to have such a spotty memory already.

    Still, the teenaged CEO of Wayne Enterprises is nothing if not a dutiful son, so if Bruce keeps pressing him for answers, well…Tim juuust might have to oblige.

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    A gift for Batbirdies & lurkinglurkerwholurks

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    04 Aug 2025

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    Snufkin didn't think of himself as rare. Sure, he didn't see other mumriks often, but they were vagabonds by nature, so it wasn't unlikely.
    Unfortunately, other creatures didn't see it that way. Mumriks were rare and, theoretically, impossible to keep captive.
    Worse still, one in particular has taken that as a challenge.

    No 6. PLEASE…
    “Get it Out” | No More | “Stop, please”

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    26 Jun 2025

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    Martin can see the way that Jon's hands shake, and the dark bruises around his eyes. He notices the jitters and the skipped meals and the way that Jon is first in the Archives in the morning, and last out at night, assuming he ever leaves.

    It can't go on. And Martin thinks that he might have a solution.

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    05 Feb 2025