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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    A year after retiring at thirty-nine, Shane Hollander throws himself into house flipping and accidentally becomes comforting reality television.

    Ilya Rozanov makes fun of it.

    Shane retaliates by mentioning, on camera, that his husband is a raging Drag Race Fanboy.

    The internet notices.

    Things progress from there.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    “Oh spirits,” Azula says, grinning widely. The Water Tribe is full of idiots. “You don’t want to marry Zuko, he’s useless. Also, he’s already engaged.”

    “He is?” Yue blinks at her.

    “Of course he is, he’s going to be the Fire Lord, he’s been engaged since he was twelve,” Azula says. A useless Fire Lord who she’s going to have to prop up, if not outright usurp, but Fire Lord all the same.

    The things she does for this family, she swears.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Via Marc Desjardins

    When asked about support systems for Hollander following his trade to Ottawa, Pike appeared to begin saying "Shane's—" before abruptly stopping himself and substituting "Shane's rival, Rozanov," in reference to the well-documented on-ice rivalry between Hollander and Boston captain Ilya Rozanov.

    The 30-year-old defenseman then launched into what observers are calling an "increasingly frantic" explanation of the Hollander-Rozanov rivalry, complete with nervous laughter and visible perspiration.

    "I was going to say Rozanov," Pike insisted when pressed on the awkward pause. "Obviously. Since we were just playing Boston last week, and Shane always—he's very focused on beating Boston. Because of the rivalry. The hockey rivalry. That they have. In hockey."

    Where Hayden says something he didn't mean to, and chaos ensues.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has exactly one problem with his secret relationship with Shane Hollander: Scott Hunter has more fanfiction than them.

    The solution is obvious. They’ll just have to make the internet ship them harder. What could possibly go wrong?

    Or in which two NHL players discover AO3, decide to manipulate their public image to generate more fanfiction, and not so accidentally come out in the process. Featuring: competitive nonsense, live television mishaps, and one very distressed Scott Hunter.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Marleau is really good at keeping secrets. He's also really good at hinting when he knows things.

    Ilya, however, is a dense fucking idiot sometimes.

    (Suicide Attempts tag is there for reference, it is not on the page and is not made light of)

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Ilya and Shane get outed via instagram live… as friends. The world reacts as their friendship becomes the most talked about thing in the hockey world.

    Being openly friends affords them more freedoms to be together, but all the more easy to lose it all.

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    Shane has a touch of Hudson Williams to him

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    22 Jan 2026

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    He was just confused at this point. Was there a problem or not? Why on earth was the school where Hayden Pike sent his children calling him?

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    Ilya Rozanov realizes he's an emergency contact in the exact moment he needs to act like an emergency contact. Hayden Pike has to release a statement about it.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Hayden knows what he saw. Clear as day, right there in the middle of Shane’s text thread with Lily.

    A dick pic.

    Hayden keeps mindlessly scrolling Instagram—a pantomime of paying attention, not really taking in anything that’s passing across his screen. Mind racing as a series of realizations wash over him.

    Christ, no wonder Shane was so cagey about Lily. No wonder he didn’t want to introduce her to the guys.

    Hayden would like to believe that everyone would be chill with it, but he could think of at least five guys off the top of his head that would a hundred percent take issue with Shane dating a trans woman. He can imagine, far too easily, the kind of slurs that would get thrown around the locker room if anyone ever found out. Towards Lily, sure, but towards Shane too—because Shane had to be gay, if his girlfriend had a dick, right?

     
    Or, Hayden finds out something that he was never supposed to, and decides that the only thing he can do is show his best friend that he can be the best ally ever, if he just gives him the chance.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Three things happen as Eddie walks through the door of the dentist’s office:

    1. the entire waiting room turns to look at him as if they were expecting a celebrity

    2. the flustered receptionist looks up, sees Eddie, and says “oh thank god”

    3. what is unmistakably Buck’s voice booms down the hall, slurred, but clear as day

    Or, Buck gets his wisdom teeth removed. He loves his family *very* loudly.

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    29 Nov 2025

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    “I told you my partner was coming,” the man says, shifting awkwardly. He turns and gestures towards Buck. “Here he is.”

    Oh shit. It’s happening. It’s happening. The Universal Rom-Com Allocation System has finally found him and deemed him worthy.

    He’s going to be the best Fake Boyfriend this beautiful man has ever seen.

     

    Or, Eddie needs a fake boyfriend. Buck is about to deliver the Oscar-worthy performance of a lifetime.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    Clark thought he had a pretty good idea of what a relationship with Bruce Wayne would be like. He thought wrong. He especially wasn’t expecting Bruce’s affinity for pet names.

    He isn’t complaining about it, though.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    Kal'dur said, "Who exactly is a Wayne?"

    Kara said, "This stupidly rich celebrity family out of Gotham. Bruce Wayne is infamous for adopting a lot of kids. But we can't all be dating a Wayne, right?"

    "It's not mathematically possible," Kon began. "Is it?"

    The silence in the room was deafening. Roy seemed to be counting his fingers.

    Or

    Roy Harper makes an off-hand comment about being invited to the Wayne Holiday Gala, and Artemis mentions that her and Wally have also been invited to the Gala. It doesn't take long for Jon, Kon, Kara, Steph and Clark to join in. They can't all possibly be dating a Wayne, right?

    (Tagged mature for swearing and spice but no smut)

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    23 Sep 2025

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    “Ok, it wasn’t blackmail, exactly, I just let them know that I had some information on them that I’m sure they didn’t want getting out.”

     

     

     

    “That’s blackmail.”

     

     

     

    “Ok, fine, so I may have blackmailed the CEO a bit. But it’s not like I did it for anything bad!"

     

     

    ~~~

    Peter Parker knows Everything about Everyone then makes it Everyone's problem

    (Inspired by this Tiktok!

    (Newly added 6th chapter 10/12/25!)

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    02 Aug 2025

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    As Katsuki stood to receive his second place award at the Best Jeanist award ceremony, it finally came to him. How he could finally get his revenge on Best Jeanist for being a prick all those years ago.

     I'll beat him at his own denim game. I'll be the best fucking jeanist in the heroic's world and take his jitle right from under him.

    OR: Katsuki's journey to make Best Jeanist's life a living hell by becoming the jean legend he was born to be.

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    01 Jun 2025

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    You know when you wake up in pure confusion, disorientation so intense that you have no idea where you are and who you are, and all you can do is blink and wait for your brain to finish ‘loading update 3 of 207, please do not restart your computer’?

    Yeah, Tim is feeling a whole lot of that.

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    Tim wakes up with amnesia, doesn't know how to politely tell everyone he doesn't know them, and decides that he can detective his way out of saying anything.

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    11 May 2025

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    “I do sympathize with Ninth. I have a shellfish allergy too.” Yoichi confided.
    “So do I actually.” Banjo said.
    “Me too.”
    “Me too.”
    The last ones to add on were Nana and En, sounding as perplexed as all of them felt.
    Everyone looked at Hikage.
    “Oh I never had shellfish.”
    “How.”
    “Acquiring shellfish was not high on my list of priorities at the time.” Hikage said stiffly.
    Banjo raised an eyebrow. “What was on your list of priorities then?”
    “Strengthening One for All and not dying at the hands of All for One?”
    “Oh right, I forgot about that.”
    Hikage gave him an incredulous look. “How-

    “Hey Nana.” Yoichi said conversationally. “Do you happen to know if Eighth has a shellfish allergy?”

     

    (Quirks aren't the only thing One for All is stockpiling and passing down.)

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    05 Mar 2025

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    Momo wasn't sure why it came as such a shock to her and her classmates that nitroglycerin was not, in fact, easy to control. The chemical was defined by it's instability, it's ability to go off under near any circumstances, it's powerful blows.

    And yet, Katsuki had always made it look so simple. He soared through the air like it was nothing, switching between bullet-sized blasts and missile levels of firepower like most people switched channels on TV. Momo had found herself jealous of his quirk at times, unable to help wondering what it would be like to have such power at her fingertips.

    Good news, she didn't have to wonder anymore. Bad news, it was absolutely terrible.

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    03 Mar 2025

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    Kaminari walks up to Todoroki in the hallway after class and says, “Dude, I need your help.”

    Todoroki checks over his shoulder, twice, to verify that Kaminari is indeed talking to him. “Why?”

    “Yesterday you asked Shinsou-kun if he was Aizawa-sensei’s son,” Kaminari says, as though that explains anything at all.

    “...yes?”

    “Make a hero conspiracy YouTube channel with me.”

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    03 Mar 2025

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    Naruto and Sakura have gone insane.

    Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.

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    05 Feb 2025

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