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    Under the leather coat Ilya had shrugged off and above his missing shoe was a familiar glass plaque, familiar because he had the same trophy at home in his trophy room, First Draft Pick for the NHL. Shane felt stomach acid churning in his gut and something close to panic seemed to claw up his insides.

    “Tell me you’re not Ilya Rozanov.” Shane demanded. “Tell me I didn’t fuck a rookie.”

    Not just any rookie, but the rookie Shane had avoided looking at, thinking about, or researching for the sole reason that they called him "Hollander Come Again.” Shane hadn’t even left the ice yet and they were already trying to replace him with a younger model, apparently an unparalleled talent from Russia whose scores in the Juniors had kissed Shane’s records in a way that a rookie hadn’t in the almost decade since Shane set them. He was going to be sick.

    “You did not fuck rookie, rookie fucked you.” Ilya Rozanov said and Shane moaned, this time in a growing despair because not only was his replacement maybe better than him, he was also a fucking asshole about it too.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    “Yeah, white French guys suck,” Ladybug had relented, but she could be very stubborn when she set her mind to it, which she did, quite often. She flicked the little golden bell that hung from the neck of his black leather suit and said, “but you don’t.”

    “That’s very nice of you to say,” Chat had said, “however Chat Noir’s White French Man Hit List for Feminist Purposes starts with me.”

    “Did you just refer to yourself in third person?” Ladybug had asked.

    or

    adrien agreste who is also chat noir absolutely chugs his respect women juice

    listen to on youtube

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    18 Jan 2026

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    For those unfamiliar with the source material, Tatsu is a deranged former yakuza, who has changed basically nothing about his deportment and outlook on life, but now serves his new boss as loyally as he ever did his old one. Instead of killing people with improvised weaponry, he is now the best house husband he can be.

    This is about pegging, because it don't feel right to top the boss.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    It all begins with Fiyero finding out about her vampirism, because of course it does.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    AWESOME AND FIRE

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    In one moment, James T. Kirk is the acting captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise, on his way home to Earth after stopping the Narada. In the next moment, without explanation, James T. Kirk is an Academy cadet on academic probation again, barely a day before Nero will destroy Vulcan.

    He dares himself to do better. And with a planet on the line and no proof but his own memories, he knows that "better" means he'll need some help.

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    21 Nov 2025

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    The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.

    (Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Jayce’s eyes snap to him, and Viktor almost gasps. There’s something wrong. Well, obviously, your lab partner’s just been regurgitated from a roiling ball of energy with a beard and a massive fuck-off hammer, thank you for the observation, Viktor - but there’s something wrong with Jayce, with his eyes. He looks crazed. He looks horrified, and all the more horrified the longer he stares.

    “No,” Jayce breathes. He staggers forward, catching himself with his hammer. “No. No, no, no, it can’t be you. He didn’t mean- no.”

    Viktor holds out a hand like he’s soothing a feral cat. “Are you alright? I can help you. Just- just let me stand.”

    He picks up his cane, leveraging himself from the ground. Jayce keeps trembling.

    “Not you, that’s not- that’s not what he said, not you, I can’t kill you.

    --

    Jayce is sent back to a time before it all fell apart.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    ate down up left right

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    In which Tom Riddle finds himself lost, alone, and hurt in the middle of Knockturn Alley, and stumbles upon a peculiar place called Harry's Snake Shop.

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    03 Aug 2025

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    :)

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    “We have not seen you for breakfast recently,” Sonia tells Hinata worriedly.

    “I’ve been getting an early start,” Hinata says. Nagito chances glancing up as he leans over to pick up a fresh sheet of paper off the pile. Hinata has not noticed him, or is ignoring him, perhaps. His eyes are fixed on the high shelf behind the counter. There’s a little fox family there now, too. Three little kits. They are a disgrace. The Papa Fox has to be discreetly propped up using the corner of a children’s book. Hinata should not have to look upon such trash. Nagito’s fingers fairly itch to hide them away.

    “Do you like them?” Sonia asks, noticing Hinata’s gaze. “They are so very cute! Komada has been putting them around. We’ve been helping.”

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    New hobbies, misunderstandings, and Komaeda being Komaeda. Written for the 2019 Komahina exchange.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    :(

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    Lavender and Parvati are looking for something comfy to wear while making campaign posters and perfecting their Power Hair.

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    21 Jun 2025

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    LAV AND PAV ALWAYS EEEAAATTTT

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    time travel fics set in the era of the Golden Trio, so the run of the regular books. most will follow the same story line, but i might throw in some other fics like my "seer" harry idea, as long as there is time travel and it takes place in this era.

    updates are extremely sporadic

    the one shot storyline is as follows:
    "The Chaos Class"
    "Oops! All Slytherins!"
    "Around the World (in Seven Years)"
    "Moonwalking and Other Insane Things the Muggles Did While We Weren't Looking"
    "A Dubious Quantity of Eggs" (the final one for the loop group)

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    08 Jun 2025

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    In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.

    Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.

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    04 Jun 2025

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    oh YES
    i love fics w lore more than i love anything else. esp in the harry potter fandom
    this and shanastoryteller’s more than a wishbone scratches that itch so bad
    4.75/5 no drama

    edit: its actually never grow a wishbone sorry gang my memory has been kinda holey

    edit: 4.5/5 beecause i must scale accordingly
    only standalone though the sequel brings the series down to 4/5

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    "The next time she sees Igor, he shows up at HQ with bloodied knuckles."

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    Anora and Igor, after.

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    20 May 2025

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    bruuh o my gyat

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    28 Apr 2025

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    bruh this is THE hunger games fanfic to read period yes queen ate beautiful writing beautiful plot beautiful characterization i give it a 4.5 bc it scratched my brain well

    lowkey i got kinda muddled bc i was skimming a little but that’s my fault and the aura tells me it was a 4.5 anyways and i ALWAYS listen to the aura !!!!

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    Third year Kageyama is considerate, careful, doesn't grab Hinata's hair. Hinata's still trying to figure out how he feels about it.

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    07 Apr 2025

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    Professor Lee. Well-spoken and scarily clever and fifteen years older than Jisung, which should make him want him less, not more, but Jisung wants him so badly. He wants to be wanted by him.

    Jisung has a fiction workshop every Wednesday. He also has a hopeless crush on his professor.

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    29 Mar 2025

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    i need to know what classes the author took because i want to write like that too 💔 i wanna write about how the tibula hums as i crunch it between my teeth ! i want to write about the texture of cartilage between my molars and whatever else was in this fic :(

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    There was another student here.

    Tom recognized him vaguely—while transfer students were not necessarily uncommon due to the war, they were rare enough to at least make an impression. This particular transfer student was in his year, sorted into Ravenclaw after an impressively long hat stall. He looked like he might be descended from the Potter line, but he did not share the surname so his lineage was of no particular interest to Tom. Nothing about him was of particular interest to Tom, in fact, and yet here he stood, holding the book that Tom had come here to find.

    It would be a good time to turn away. The Restricted Section was restricted for a reason—only books documenting extremely dangerous or extremely advanced magic were stored here.

    Tom’s feet, however, suddenly felt as if they were made of lead. It wasn’t magic keeping him tied down, but something far more mysterious like curiosity or even fate. In any case, the delay was all it took for the Ravenclaw to lift his chin and meet Tom’s eyes.

    This Ravenclaw, Tom realized, had eyes as blindingly green as the Killing Curse.

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    24 Mar 2025

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    YO

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    It was supposed to be Jennifer.

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    07 Mar 2025

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    i need to watch this movie so bad

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    Don and Kathy would move in together. They would have a dog or two and then inevitably, a small parade of adorable little brats who would call him Uncle Cosmo, and they would spend less and less time with him, not on purpose but busy with the rest of their lives, and ultimately Cosmo would learn to make his peace with it because he’d have no other choice and he would have to try to move on and not live too much in his memories. He could picture it so clearly, he figured if the songwriting gig with Monumental didn’t pan out, he could always return to the backwater circuit with a new act: The Amazing Cosmo of the Cosmos—ladies and gentlemen, he sees the future, he reads the stars, he silently pines for his best married pal and all the while tap dancing!

    Don and Kathy inviting him along on their honeymoon, though—that part was a surprise.

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    24 Feb 2025

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    i knew the second i saw them dancing to good morning that there was some kind of way the stars aligned
    those writers KNEW!! i got got
    muehehrhrhr

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    Shen Yuan was aware of how much overlap there was in webnovels between flashbacks of horrifying abuse showing a character’s terrible backstory, and training montages showing a character’s remarkable improvement under a stern teacher. The System agrees that Shen Qingqiu giving particularly harsh training exercises to Luo Binghe would both fulfill the plot requirements and not be out of character.

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    09 Feb 2025

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