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    Under the leather coat Ilya had shrugged off and above his missing shoe was a familiar glass plaque, familiar because he had the same trophy at home in his trophy room, First Draft Pick for the NHL. Shane felt stomach acid churning in his gut and something close to panic seemed to claw up his insides.

    “Tell me you’re not Ilya Rozanov.” Shane demanded. “Tell me I didn’t fuck a rookie.”

    Not just any rookie, but the rookie Shane had avoided looking at, thinking about, or researching for the sole reason that they called him "Hollander Come Again.” Shane hadn’t even left the ice yet and they were already trying to replace him with a younger model, apparently an unparalleled talent from Russia whose scores in the Juniors had kissed Shane’s records in a way that a rookie hadn’t in the almost decade since Shane set them. He was going to be sick.

    “You did not fuck rookie, rookie fucked you.” Ilya Rozanov said and Shane moaned, this time in a growing despair because not only was his replacement maybe better than him, he was also a fucking asshole about it too.

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    “Yeah, white French guys suck,” Ladybug had relented, but she could be very stubborn when she set her mind to it, which she did, quite often. She flicked the little golden bell that hung from the neck of his black leather suit and said, “but you don’t.”

    “That’s very nice of you to say,” Chat had said, “however Chat Noir’s White French Man Hit List for Feminist Purposes starts with me.”

    “Did you just refer to yourself in third person?” Ladybug had asked.

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    adrien agreste who is also chat noir absolutely chugs his respect women juice

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    For those unfamiliar with the source material, Tatsu is a deranged former yakuza, who has changed basically nothing about his deportment and outlook on life, but now serves his new boss as loyally as he ever did his old one. Instead of killing people with improvised weaponry, he is now the best house husband he can be.

    This is about pegging, because it don't feel right to top the boss.

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    It all begins with Fiyero finding out about her vampirism, because of course it does.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    AWESOME AND FIRE

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    In one moment, James T. Kirk is the acting captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise, on his way home to Earth after stopping the Narada. In the next moment, without explanation, James T. Kirk is an Academy cadet on academic probation again, barely a day before Nero will destroy Vulcan.

    He dares himself to do better. And with a planet on the line and no proof but his own memories, he knows that "better" means he'll need some help.

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