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When There's Nothing Left by blackflowertea
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2025
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People would find out immediately, he realised. And oh, if they found out what he did, how Liu Qingge lived only because of him, they would laud him for it - then they would keep him in a cocoon for the rest of his short life. He wouldn’t be able to ascend with the others anymore, wouldn’t be able to go on missions or use Xiu Ya any better than a mortal could.
He could no longer practice inedia, or hell, even keep up with his disciples who already had half-formed golden cores. Who would listen to him now, who would respect him now? What good was a strategist who couldn’t keep up with the men he ordered around? What good was a teacher who couldn’t demonstrate anything he taught to his students?
What good was a cultivator who couldn’t fucking cultivate?
Shen Qingqiu manages to save Liu Qingge's life in the Lingxi Caves at the expense of his own cultivation and immortality. Now condemned to a short, brutish life as a mortal again, Shen Jiu chooses to leave it all behind and eke out a small living while he can, aware that death could be at his door any day now.
After all, what else does he have to live for?
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- 20/?
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31 Jan 2026
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Baoshan Sanren was more than happy to seclude herself in the quiet of her mountain, slightly removed from the plane of the Cultivation World. That was, until some children decided to do questionable medical procedures in her name.
Well. That just wouldn’t do.
(Or, BSSR is a gremlin who doesn’t give a flying fuck about the gentry.)
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- Part 9 of cql what if...
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27 Jan 2026
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wooing the lady by ShippersList
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Nov 2025
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Ouyang Zizhen meets a maiden with pearl-white eyes and is instantly smitten.
(100 ships prompts #46, pearl; #35, cream; #8, mint; #38, crimson; #74, sage)
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- Part 25 of 100 cql/mdzs ships
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27 Jan 2026
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make what you believe by ShippersList
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jan 2026
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Wen Ning is glad A-Yuan has such good friends.
(100 ships prompt #10, black; #68, rust; #44, earth)
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- Part 31 of 100 cql/mdzs ships
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27 Jan 2026
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Jin Ling's many uncles by ShippersList
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Nov 2025
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Jin Ling and his many, many uncles and his many, many complicated thoughts about them.
(100 ships prompts #4, spark; #5, amber; #78, leather; #77, plum; #65, spice; #9, arctic; #61, green; #36, sand)
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- Part 26 of 100 cql/mdzs ships
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26 Jan 2026
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12 Jan 2026
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“Nothing. I don’t care. It’s a setup marriage anyway. Why would I contribute any imaginary decorations, right? I’m fine with whatever.”
It’s a lie. And a part of Beomgyu knows it stings more because of that. If his thirteen-year-old self heard him say that, he’d probably cry himself sick. Back then, Beomgyu had imagined something completely different; an outdoor wedding on a quiet beach, thin slippers on warm sand, with white everywhere. White suits, white petals, white ribbons fluttering in the wind. He wanted to wear a flower crown, something soft and delicate, while clinging to his soulmate’s arm. Someone who wanted him, chosen not by decision but by fate.
He clears his throat. “Now, your turn.”
“Because it benefits us. That’s it.”
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Beomgyu and Taehyun have spent years growing up together and competing as the youngest, most ruthless CEOs in the country. But when a merger shoves them into a marriage contract, the last thing they expect is to find out they’re soulmates. Fate, unfortunately.
#TG205
Bookmarked by procrastination_monkey
11 Jan 2026
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Worthless by Dragon_Angel_6712
Fandoms: Thai Actor RPF, พี่ว้ากตัวร้ายกับนายปีหนึ่ง | SOTUS: The Series (TV) RPF, เพราะแฟนเก่าเปลี่ยนแปลงบ่อย | The Ex-Morning (TV 2024) RPF
01 Jul 2025
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Wherein alpha Singto and omega Krist have been happily married or so Krist thought, until he stood holding a birthday cake for Singto at midnight, six months pregnant with their first child, listening to him venting on a call...
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Singto's being an incompetent bitch and Krist's past trauma which he thought he'd buried all comes back making him jump to withdrawal instead.
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- Part 1 of SingtoKrist ABO Universe
Bookmarked by procrastination_monkey
27 Dec 2025
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“That’s the one,” Yujin says. “Oh, he is gonna get so loved.”
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14 Dec 2025
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The laughter faded. The warmth left.
Chimon was the only one standing in the silence, trying to remember what happiness used to feel like.
Yet, amidst the quiet, Chimon found his own kind of peace. Asking for no explanations, no stories.
The warm smile on that person seemed to assure him that it was enough to move slowly, enough to simply breathe.
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28 Oct 2025
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The story shows two people who love each other but experience the world in fundamentally different ways. One is hypersensitive and processes everything through intense sensory and emotional connection, while the other is hyposensitive with a mind that jumps between multiple thoughts simultaneously, processing the world through calm factual observation.
Or Beomgyu and Taehyun are both AuDHD, but they show it in different ways.
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19 Oct 2025
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Cut Flowers are Still Beautiful by VictorianFlower
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Feb 2026
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Shen Qingqiu has another qi deviation and no one notices, so he doesn’t get the medical attention he needs. He’s found unconscious when Liu Qingge breaks into his house to demand they spar.
He seems fine when he wakes up but over time, Shen Qingqiu’s condition deteriorates and he has to learn to rely on Liu Qingge. The War God has always had a crush on the scholar and makes it his duty to help Shen Qingqiu as he becomes increasingly dependent, even for the simplest of tasks.
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- 16/?
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- 237
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08 Oct 2025
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What Matters Most by Ehann
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jan 2024
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After Liu Qingge presents as Omega, his Shizun threatens to make him leave the sect. Deciding it's better to use herbs to suppress his heats and ointments to block his scent, he tries to live his life without letting his true nature to be exposed.
Shen Jiu is an Alpha that hates everything about Alphas. So he uses herbs to suppress his ruts, and ointments to block his scent. He refuses to live as an Alpha brute like Liu Shidi.
It all probably would have come to nothing, except Liu Qingge is thrust into a position of power he didn't ask for, and wasn't ready for yet. Along the way, he finds out several things about himself and Shen Jiu that he really, really was not expecting.
A story about coming to terms with who you are and defying expectations.
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- English
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- 48,148
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- 13/13
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04 Oct 2025
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No More Bones to Break by Lavender_from_Nowhere
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Sep 2025
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One where Shen Qingqiu overdoses pain killers and Liu Qingge has revelations about himself and the rest of the Peak Lords.
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- Part 6 of SVSSS fics (mostly Shen Jiu)
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13 Sep 2025
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Painted Magnolias, Burnt Tangerines by Neuvoid for Sinister_Queer
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jul 2025
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Yes, the two of them had 'Dual Cultivated' together before.
But that was One Time.
It shouldn't matter. They both have more important things to attend to: candidate responsibilities, head disciple tasks, missions, not to mention their personal obligations.
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So why then, can Shen Jiu not get the swordsman out of his mind?!
Or: The LiuJiu disciple era fic that no one asked for.
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by procrastination_monkey
25 Aug 2025
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Every little in Straykids had their own primary caregiver, it just happened to work that way. With three littles and a total four classified caregivers and one neutral, their little set up worked out great. Felix had his Daddy, Changbin. Jisung had his baba, Minho, and Jeongin had his Appa, Chan. With Hyunjin being the only caregiver without a designated little, he’d usually offer to babysit when the other’s couldn’t, and with Seungmin being a neutral he was perfectly content with helping when he could but primarily watching from the sidelines.
That being said, Jeongin wasn’t sure where things went wrong.
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- Part 5 of Jeongin-centric! Short Stories
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25 Aug 2025
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Euphemia Potter runs into Regulus Black on a chilly December evening and makes it her life’s mission to save him. Her technique? Cups of tea, a bit of mollycoddling, and a draft of her latest erotica.
(Effie and Regulus become the unlikeliest of friends.)
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15 Aug 2025
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you were never meant for the computer screen by mackerel_cheese
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Mar 2025
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Viewing Regulus' Internet History
- noah kahan great divide
- noah kahan great divide release date when
- how to stop ssri safely
- sleeping aid alternatives
- melatonin gummies same day delivery
- sirius black twitter
Or: In a world full of sharp edges, some people just need a soft place to land. (Even when they think they don't deserve it.)
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- Part 2 of marauders social media html fever dreams
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- 9,594
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 104
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14 Aug 2025
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Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story by EZChase
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2025
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"It was funny, he thought—in a bleak, sick, pathetic sort of way—how a single act meant to save someone else could doom yourself so thoroughly. How love could look like betrayal. How you could dig your own grave with a single good intention, only ever meant to protect."
AKA: Regulus Black survives the war, but survival is not salvation. Haunted by everything he did—and everything done to him—he wastes away in Grimmauld Place, alone with the ghosts in the walls and survivors guilt. On his twentieth birthday, it all comes to a head.
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14 Aug 2025
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This would be a collection of stories that celebrate characters who navigate the world differently.
Here, you'll find characters who are blind, autistic, asexual, wheelchair-bound, or shaped by experiences that set them apart.
But beyond labels, they are dreamers, fighters, lovers, and survivor.
Because every journey is extraordinary and demands to be told.
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06 Aug 2025