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When There's Nothing Left by blackflowertea
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2025
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People would find out immediately, he realised. And oh, if they found out what he did, how Liu Qingge lived only because of him, they would laud him for it - then they would keep him in a cocoon for the rest of his short life. He wouldn’t be able to ascend with the others anymore, wouldn’t be able to go on missions or use Xiu Ya any better than a mortal could.
He could no longer practice inedia, or hell, even keep up with his disciples who already had half-formed golden cores. Who would listen to him now, who would respect him now? What good was a strategist who couldn’t keep up with the men he ordered around? What good was a teacher who couldn’t demonstrate anything he taught to his students?
What good was a cultivator who couldn’t fucking cultivate?
Shen Qingqiu manages to save Liu Qingge's life in the Lingxi Caves at the expense of his own cultivation and immortality. Now condemned to a short, brutish life as a mortal again, Shen Jiu chooses to leave it all behind and eke out a small living while he can, aware that death could be at his door any day now.
After all, what else does he have to live for?
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31 Jan 2026
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Baoshan Sanren was more than happy to seclude herself in the quiet of her mountain, slightly removed from the plane of the Cultivation World. That was, until some children decided to do questionable medical procedures in her name.
Well. That just wouldn’t do.
(Or, BSSR is a gremlin who doesn’t give a flying fuck about the gentry.)
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- Part 9 of cql what if...
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27 Jan 2026
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wooing the lady by ShippersList
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Nov 2025
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Ouyang Zizhen meets a maiden with pearl-white eyes and is instantly smitten.
(100 ships prompts #46, pearl; #35, cream; #8, mint; #38, crimson; #74, sage)
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- Part 25 of 100 cql/mdzs ships
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27 Jan 2026
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make what you believe by ShippersList
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jan 2026
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Wen Ning is glad A-Yuan has such good friends.
(100 ships prompt #10, black; #68, rust; #44, earth)
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- Part 31 of 100 cql/mdzs ships
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27 Jan 2026
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Jin Ling's many uncles by ShippersList
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Nov 2025
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Jin Ling and his many, many uncles and his many, many complicated thoughts about them.
(100 ships prompts #4, spark; #5, amber; #78, leather; #77, plum; #65, spice; #9, arctic; #61, green; #36, sand)
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- Part 26 of 100 cql/mdzs ships
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26 Jan 2026