20 Works by insertsomethingwitty
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“He’s cheating! Don’t you care about the—the integrity of the game?”
“Oh, I think integrity left this car a long time ago."
Or: four pining idiots decide the best way to get over each other is to spend multiple days locked in a car together.
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Stalker in the Criminal Sense by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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Tim's stared at the abyss for years now. It deserves its turn.
(Tim Drakes stalks Jason Todd. Then the Red Hood starts taking out Tim's enemies.
Those things are unrelated.)
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What Must Never Be Spoken by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
08 Feb 2025
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Dick wants to fuck Jason. And, tragically, Dick has no idea.
(OR: Jason gets cursed to hear whenever someone lies to themselves. Spending time with Dick becomes an issue.)
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October November December by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Apr 2024
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A couple weeks after The Incident, Billy starts acting weird. Like, downright bizarre. He starts acting like—and Eddie really wishes he had a better word for it— a Steve Harrington.
Eddie hates it.
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Max hires the local witch to get rid of her step-brother and step-father in one fell swoop.
Eddie's always been bad at following orders.
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Enjolras is being weird, all quiet and docile. It’s making it hard to be mad at him, not that it’s stopping Grantaire. He’s willing to put the work in, for Enjolras.
or, Enjolras starts a fight at Grantaire's art gallery opening, and won't tell him why.
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Crass Enough to Care by insertsomethingwitty for breath_of_fresh_grantaire
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
21 Dec 2022
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Grantaire gets dumped by Enjolras and moves in with Joly, Bossuet and Musichetta.
It takes no time at all for Joly to start crushing.
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Enjolras is working as a camp counsellor and Grantaire is a persistent thorn in his side... until they're stuck working together for the campfire.
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give me all you got (I can take it) by insertsomethingwitty
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Nov 2022
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Katsuki wants nothing more than a reaction from Todoroki. He'll do anything to get it.
(or, 1A plays Seven Minutes in Heaven.)
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Doused in Water and Struck by Lightning by insertsomethingwitty
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
08 Nov 2022
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Enjolras had been braced for death, hand in hand with Grantaire, an array of guns pointed at them. He was going to his grave with a smile on his face, knowing the heart of the revolution would live on even if he cannot.
Then Javert burst in. "What are you doing?" he'd demanded. "We can't kill them without a trial. Apprehend them."
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"He steps into the diner smelling of gasoline, his motorcycle parked precariously outside."
Eddie's only in Steve's life for 24 hours. It's not enough time to fall in love. Is it?
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kiss your knuckles (before you punch me in the face) by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
16 Aug 2022
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Eddie decides that if he can't get a hug, he'll settle for a punch.
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“Alright, hear me out. Dick cleans when he thinks he has a girl coming over. Girls won’t humour him because he’s a workaholic martyr and can’t organize his time for shit. If you want clean dishes, all you need is a girl who can put up with him.”
“Trust me, she doesn’t exist.”
“She doesn’t have to,” Roy says. “We can create her.”
(OR: Jason catfishes Dick so he'll clean their apartment. It goes about as well as expected.)
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Get Pretty Just to Fuck My Face Up by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
28 Mar 2022
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The ‘exposure therapy’ was Tim’s idea: two weeks of pure, hellish confinement with Dick to acclimate to his presence and, hopefully, become totally indifferent to it.
“You’ll get over him,” Tim offers, like a sarcastic pat on the shoulder.
(OR: Jason tries to get over Dick by pretending to date him. Also, there's a submarine.)
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- Part 4 of The Nano Shufffle
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Wicked Kinda Dreams by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
26 Mar 2022
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Tim hears Jason’s voice, originating from no particular place, saying, “If you can hear me, say ‘Jason, you were the superior Robin’.”
Tim rolls his eyes. “I’m not gonna say that.” Then, “Oh, fuck.”
“You can read minds, can’t you?” Jason asks, out loud this time.
OR: Tim can read Jason's mind. It's less romantic than it sounds.
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- Part 3 of The Nano Shufffle
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Adam runs a bar frequented by vampires and Ronan is a regular. Everyone minds their business.
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- Part 2 of The Nano Shufffle
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Absence of Green by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
25 Feb 2022
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“Shoot me,” Enjolras says, like it means something else.
Grantaire won’t meet his eye. “You and I both know I’m not gonna do that,” he says softly.
“You’re a bounty hunter,” Enjolras argues, tone biting. “The payout for my head has to be at least three benders’ worth, you’ve got to be itching for the trigger.”
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- Part 1 of The Nano Shufffle
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Sasuke is the only part of Naruto's relationship with Hinata that isn't easy.
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“Steal all this, and you could make a small fortune. But steal a prince? Now, that could buy you a lifetime of luxury.”
(in which Prince Tsukishima meets a group of thieves)
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Neopolitan by insertsomethingwitty
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Nov 2020
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Izuku doesn’t understand why Uraraka suddenly starts inviting him and Bakugo to hang out, as if they’re friends, but he certainly isn’t going to be the one to complain.