insertsomethingwitty
Fandoms
- Batman - All Media Types (5)
- Les Misérables - All Media Types (5)
- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (4)
- DCU (3)
- Haikyuu!! (2)
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“He’s cheating! Don’t you care about the—the integrity of the game?”
“Oh, I think integrity left this car a long time ago."
Or: four pining idiots decide the best way to get over each other is to spend multiple days locked in a car together.
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Stalker in the Criminal Sense by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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Tim's stared at the abyss for years now. It deserves its turn.
(Tim Drakes stalks Jason Todd. Then the Red Hood starts taking out Tim's enemies.
Those things are unrelated.)
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What Must Never Be Spoken by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
08 Feb 2025
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Dick wants to fuck Jason. And, tragically, Dick has no idea.
(OR: Jason gets cursed to hear whenever someone lies to themselves. Spending time with Dick becomes an issue.)
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October November December by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Apr 2024
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A couple weeks after The Incident, Billy starts acting weird. Like, downright bizarre. He starts acting like—and Eddie really wishes he had a better word for it— a Steve Harrington.
Eddie hates it.
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Max hires the local witch to get rid of her step-brother and step-father in one fell swoop.
Eddie's always been bad at following orders.
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The Nano Shufffle by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Les Misérables - All Media Types, Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
28 Mar 2022
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We're too inconsistently busy for NaNoWriMo so we've invented the Nano Shuffle, where we put our libraries on shuffle and write a short fic based on that in one sitting whenever we have a free evening. This series is for us to keep them all in one place.
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- 13,360
- Works:
- 4
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- 2
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of cjo + hr
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,370
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 10
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- 575
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15 Dec 2025
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Under Vitrine Glass by galkyrie
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
01 Dec 2021
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Tim Drake is undercover investigating a potential serial killer who's using Gotham as their hunting ground when Jason returns from an off-planet mission with the Outlaws. The only problem? The investigation has put him thoroughly into The Red Hood's territory and blowing his cover or bringing him in this investigation is not worth the risk.
The last thing Tim expects after their first run-in with eachother is Jason's interest in the person he's pretending to be.
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- Part 1 of Hold my Heart in a Vitrine
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 66,820
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 336
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- 3,357
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- 726
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- 56,274
Bookmarked by insertsomethingwitty
02 Nov 2025
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“Careful what you wish for, pretender.”
Tim only grins like Jason said something funny, a private joke he isn’t keen on sharing. His perfect, white teeth have been stained red.
“Really, try it,” he invites lightly. “I don’t think you’ll like how I taste.”
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Or: Jason is a vampire. Tim won't leave him alone. Consequences ensue.Bookmarked by insertsomethingwitty
12 Sep 2025
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“Do it,” Armand says. “Taser me, Daniel.”
“You’re crazy.”
“Do. It,” Armand repeats. He almost snarls the order.
He’s so annoying. Annoying enough to make Daniel want to – he flips the safety switch and pulls the trigger.
In which young Daniel buys a taser, because a spray bottle doesn’t work when a vampire gets the zoomies. Things quickly devolve into unhinged horny behavior.
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- Part 2 of Hubris: Crack Treated Seriously
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07 Sep 2025
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Steph's just here to make Jason come and call him sweetheart.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,673
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- 1/1
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- 1
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04 Aug 2025