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  1. Public Bookmark 77

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    [Tweet] @EvanDykstraOfficial: If hypothetically someone needed to get gum out of their toddler’s hair before their wife gets home, how would one do this? Asking for a friend

    [Tweet] @roz81: use olive oil. rub into gum. ta da gum gone

    [Tweet] @hazyhayes: Get a lot of gum stuck in your hairdo, Roz?

    [Tweet] @roz81: no but holmberg does not know how to spit gum out before napping on plane

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    or, a childless Ilya Rozanov is somehow the go to guy for everyone's parenting advice needs

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    21 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Shane Hollander gets sick and tries to brute-force his way through it.

    Ilya is having none of that.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    What if Shane never got injured?
    What if Ilya decided to finally take a step back?
    What if the 5th best player of MLH was suddenly spotted hanging out hockey's golden boy Shane Hollander?
    What if Ilya had a few feelings about it?

    —×—

    Ilya is aware of Sebastian Hawthorne like he's aware of all the top 10 players of the league. Though he knows no one can come close to him and Hollander, he still likes to keep an eye out for them.

    Hawthorne, or as his teammates call him, Hawk, joined the Toronto Guardians during his Rookie season and has been there for the past six seasons. He's the assistant captain.

    “It's like he’s already seen the play unfold five seconds ahead,” Shane had once complained to Ilya over the phone after a particularly nasty loss against the Guardians some seasons back. Ilya then got the impression that Shane didn't like him either.

    So imagine his surprise when the picture of Hollander and Hawk shows up on his feed: laughing and practically having the time of their lives while leaving a high-end bakery.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    I’m sorry for wanting more from you.
    I’m sorry for being mad at your happiness. I want nothing more than for you to be happy, even if it isn’t with me.
    And I’m sorry for saying this, but if I die without letting you know, I’m afraid I’ll spend the afterlife regretting it.

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    What if Ilya’s plane scare happened earlier, two months after the tuna meltdown, when Shane is still with Rose?

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    20 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    hayden's birthday post to shane causes a stir online. ilya doesn't stay silenced

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    20 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 96

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    During the Rose interlude Shane gets an Oura ring sponsorship and wears it on his right ring finger. Ilya, being Russian, loses his goddamn mind about it.

    Disclaimer: this is not an ad and I do not know how Oura rings work (but it’s ok because I’m pretty sure neither Shane nor Ilya really do either).

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    19 Feb 2026

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    After their retirement, Shane and Ilya have spent over a decade in a public relationship, but the world still doesn't understand how serious, boring Shane Hollander and cocky, irritating Ilya Rozanov are the perfect match.

    Now working as television panelists on Saturday hockey broadcasts, their relationship is put on display.

    // Five times outsiders can't understand Shane and Ilya together, and one time it's impossible not to.

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    19 Feb 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 93

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    Shane knew that his parents wanted him to settle down. He was only in his mid-twenties, but compared to many of his teammates, he might as well have been on the verge of dying alone. Now that he was injured and staying with his parents, Yuna’s attempts at matchmaking had picked up again, this time in full force.

    Except Shane was in a very secret relationship with Ilya Rozanov. It was a wrench in the works of Yuna’s matchmaking operation that made things a lot more complicated.

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    19 Feb 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 30

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    Ilya Rosanov is fucked up.
    He is sad, angry, horny, wrecked.
    And very drunk.
    And extremely jealous.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    TMZ @TMZ
    Hockey’s favorite lovebirds run into car trouble while out on the town for Valentine’s Day! Looks like love is still very much in the air! Photos attached:

    -or-

    Married Hollanov blow up twitter. Again.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Ilya likes the photo and opens the comments to see what people are already saying and to leave his own comment. The first comment he sees is from Pike. The post has been up for two minutes and he’s already in Shane’s comments.

    haydenpikeofficial: what a smoke show 👅

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    Hayden ragebaits Ilya in Shane’s comment section.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    “Your space is nice,” Hollander whispers back, leaning in, breath warm against Ilya’s chest. “Smells like mint.”

    Ilya stops breathing.

    Hollander’s eyes are half-lidded, dazed, soft in a way Ilya has never seen. “Ilya,” he murmurs.

    And Ilya nearly chokes. The first name. His actual first name. Whispered like something intimate. Sacred. They’ve never called each other by their first name. Always Hollander. Always Rozanov. Ilya is so stunned he almost doesn’t process the next words, almost can’t translate them despite living in the States for almost four years now.

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    or: ilya is spiraling about what his roomate could be doing on a random tuesday night. he's not prepared when the night takes an unexpected turn.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    He had played the worst game of his career two days ago against Shane. He had never felt so insecure, so unsure of how to navigate the ice. 

    He had nearly exploded with jealousy seeing Shane at the club. So much so that he had almost become a kinky boy toy for a girl he had no interest in. 

    And now he was having dreams of Shane wearing white. 

    He had enough.

    He missed Shane. 

    He wanted Shane. 

    He loved Shane. 

    He was willing to risk eternal humiliation if he could at least get the chance to see him one more time. 

    OR: POV of Ilya navigating his first heartbreak during Shane's relationship with Rose Landry—and what he did about it. An alternate way of how Shane and Ilya found their way back together before the All-Star Games.

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    19 Feb 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 65

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    Victor squinted. “Is he…?”

    Marleau nodded solemnly. “Yup. He’s crying. On the dance floor.”

    Brad behind him tilted his head, watching Ilya spin under the lights, tears streaking down his face, magnetic and wrecked and impossible to look away from.

    “Why is he,” he paused, impressed, “kind of serving though?”

    or, an alternate ending to episode 4 where instead of getting with a girl at the club after seeing Shane with Rose, Ilya gets white-girl-wasted and goes crash out on the dance floor

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Ilya: You respect my opinion as your captain, yes?
    Luca: Of course
    Ilya: My opinion is you should let this man rail you
    Shane: You can’t use your status as captain to make Luca have gay sex
    Ilya: Then what is the point of being captain?!

    Or: In their many, many group chats, the Centaurs guide (and embarrass) Luca through the crush he's hellbent on denying.

    (This is a prequel of when Luca and Archie first met/started dating. It can be read as a standalone)

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    18 Feb 2026

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    18 Feb 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 65

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    "Yelena would die warmed from her hatred for Alexei Rozanov.

    She reaches down and brushes her lips softly against her grandson’s head.

    He is too young to know who he would look like, his mother or his father. Yelena hopes he looks like Nadiya. She hopes that someday Alexei sees a picture of this wonderful little boy and knows, without a doubt, what Yelena had done."

    An older woman shows up to the Centaurs' administrative office with a baby asking for Ilya Rozanov.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Five times where someone accidentally discovered that it’s always the quiet ones, and one time where Shane told them directly.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    [Tweet] @roz81: what is omegaverse

    [Tweet] @rozbaddiesunite: SHHHH nobody tell him!!

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    or Ilya discovers the omegaverse and makes the idea of a pregnant Shane everyone's problem

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Ilya has some fun ideas about how to show Shane exactly how good he looks getting fucked.

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    “Is Polaroid,” Ilya clarifies. “No files, no sharing… very private.”

    Hollander swallows, stares a beat longer, and then aggressively doesn’t look anywhere near the camera or Ilya. “Okay. So?”

    Ilya thinks, it’s always this. Hollander feints towards something he wants, and Ilya gets it for him, and he offers it up like a toy for a cat. Not too needy, not too blasé, he must twitch it at just the right pace. Here, kitty kitty. 

    “I would like to take some, see how you look,” Ilya offers oh so casually. “It’s just for fun. You can keep all of them, after. Put them through the shredder. I don’t care.” He cares. The things he’d do to keep one of those photos.

    Hollander wets his lips, glances back at the camera, flushes. Then the pounce: “You can leave it on the nightstand.”

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    5,458

    16 Feb 2026

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