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    Shane and Ilya have built a full life together: illustrious careers, a solid marriage, and a carefully guarded hope for what comes next.

    An adoption fair forces them to confront the quiet grief, compromises, and unspoken fears that have shaped their journey so far.

    Their story unfolds in the tender, deeply human in-between moments, where love is steady, hope is complicated, and everything might be about to change.

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    35,001
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    11/?
    Comments:
    140
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    419
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    149
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    11,676
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    Bits and pieces bordering on mundane. But well, the world owed it to them a peaceful first Valentines.

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    “Man, are we the gayest team in the NHL or what?” Tanner Dillon joked.

    “Ilya is bisexual,” Wyatt Hayes reminded him. Ilya raised his beer at Wyatt in thanks.

    “The queerest team in the NHL,” Dillon corrected with barely a beat.

    “We must be,” Shane said slowly, expression scrunched up as he seemed to seriously ponder the question. “There might be some teams with a closeted player, or maybe two, but five? Statistically speaking, that’s highly improbable.”

    or

    Luca Haas comes out to the team. Thank goodness queer sherpas Ilya, Shane, and Troy are there to guide him. And the Centaurs are supportive, obviously. Maybe too supportive.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    425
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    3,915
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    605
    Hits:
    15,876
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    “I sleep better when it’s cold,” Ilya said stiffly, jaw tight. “I have always slept better when it’s cold.”

    “And I sleep better when I don’t feel like I’m camping in the Arctic,” Shane snapped back without hesitation.

    “Valid,” Holmberg murmured from the back of the room, earning him two simultaneous glares.

    Troy leaned forward, peeking out from behind Dykstra, clearly feeling brave. “Have you tried… I don't know… blankets?”

    ------

    OR: The first husbands of hockey find themselves in a rather ridiculous argument, and the team organises a parent trap. Which (kinda) fails, depending on how you look at things.

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    1/1
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    34
    Kudos:
    911
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    87
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    Ilya loves learning new words in English, especially ones that get a reaction out of Shane.

    OR, a collection of times Ilya learns to words to describe Shane (other than boring, of course) and where he learns them from

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    English
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    4,302
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2,426
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    Troy is completely over his ex. He has an amazing boyfriend, a great dog, the best team in the league, and a life he could never have dreamed about in the closet.
    So of course, an unsolicited Instagram message from Adrian De La Cruz one Friday morning before practice, hits Troy like a freight train.

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    English
    Words:
    8,474
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    909
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    7,030
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    After Shane was on The Tonight Show, The Late Night Show with Seth Meyers reached out to have Ilya on their show. Shane goes with him for moral and emotional support.

    Series
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    English
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    3,552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    479
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    5,662
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    Ilya seems to consider this, but only briefly. "If we do not have baby, next time it would be you, probably," he says. Shane considers it and he must not be able to keep it off of his face. Ilya continues: "Yes. I thought this. I also thought — our child — inside of you, she is looking for snack, and you are at the fridge going, kale, kale, salmon, sushi…"

    "I don't think you can have sushi while pregnant," Shane says.

    "You would know this and you would go for the kale. It is too sad to think of." Ilya says with an exaggerated frown, and then shakes his head like a wet dog, dislodging the picture. "No, to ensure our child has normal taste, I must be in charge of her. She will come out of my womb looking for carbs. Not afraid of sauerkraut, or sour cream. Dipping sauce."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    515
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    63
    Hits:
    3,822
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    "It should never be said that Ilya liked getting injured. Sure, he loved getting up in his opposition's face and that had meant taking some serious hits over the years, but he hated being taken off the ice for stupid injuries. Injuries meant getting benched and doing tedious, repetitive exercises until the team doctor decided he was healed enough to rejoin the team. They meant his husband was more neurotic than usual, trying to tend to his every need (Ilya didn’t hate that part, but he did hate that it ruined their sex life). They also meant he couldn’t chase Anya around the yard and hold her like a baby. And that wasn’t even the worst part. The worst part of being injured was that he had to sit idly, especially with a concussion, and that meant he had a lot of time to think which never ended well. "

    ~~~

    OR: Ilya gets hurt during a playoff game and tries to hide it from Shane until he can't anymore

    Language:
    English
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    10,959
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    461
    Bookmarks:
    135
    Hits:
    10,005
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    “Stupid Canadian claw machines,” Ilya murmurs, flipping the claw machine off. “Is like Vegas slot machines; I did not know there was gambling for kids.”

    Or: Shane realizes Ilya doesn't know what claw machines are and takes him to them

    Series
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    2,381
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,976
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    Shane wants to move in with Ilya, but he doesn’t know how to ask.
    Hint: They’ve been basically living with each other for 10 years on and off, plus multiple summers at the cottage.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,581
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    360
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    3,502
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    Shane’s got love on the brain—and it’s all Ilya Rozanov.
    Three years of marriage, a Stanley Cup, a dog, and endless playful banter prove that love isn’t just on the ice—it’s everywhere they are.

    But loving Ilya doesn’t mean Shane won’t ask Siri to help him roast his husband while driving home from a grocery run every so often.

    [Shane thinking on his way back to Ilya after a grocery run, post TLG]

    Language:
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    2,570
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2,066
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    After two games lost because of Ilya's antics, Shane decides to torture him via his appearance on The Tonight Show while Ilya is back home in Ottawa.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,071
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    3,668
    Bookmarks:
    649
    Hits:
    46,141
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    Harris convinces Shane and Ilya to read some thirst tweets.

    Language:
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    1,351
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    1,068
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    7,219
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    Ilya likes the photo and opens the comments to see what people are already saying and to leave his own comment. The first comment he sees is from Pike. The post has been up for two minutes and he’s already in Shane’s comments.

    haydenpikeofficial: what a smoke show 👅

    OR

    Hayden ragebaits Ilya in Shane’s comment section.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,060
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    5,719
    Bookmarks:
    499
    Hits:
    43,137
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    Dinner parties are never boring in the Hollander Rozanov household.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,481
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,397
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    Ilya knew that being out and people knowing he and Shane are in a relationship would feel good but he didn’t realize just how good it would feel to be able to just do things with his husband and not care who sees them. Things like holding hands as they walk into a grocery store, dancing together at a party, being able to kiss Shane wherever and whenever he wants, and his new favorite thing— sitting in Shane’s lap.

    OR

    Ilya has a new found love for sitting in Shane's lap.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,719
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    2,389
    Bookmarks:
    346
    Hits:
    31,389
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    Ilya, Shane, Rose and Jackie watch Rose’s first film. Ilya is a menace. Anya is cute. Found families xx

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,194
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,326
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    “My love,” he whispered, voice thick. “We… we made a baby.”

    Shane froze….then promptly burst into tears.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,650
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    1,527
    Bookmarks:
    159
    Hits:
    15,878
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    Summary

    What if Ilya and Shane find out there's RPF about them?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,375
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,399

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