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The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:
A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.
This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.
(What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
19 Jan 2026
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Gabriel let out an ugly bark of laughter and abruptly looked away, his hand rubbing against the front of his helm.
“Machine,” he said in wry, twisted amusement, “you are far more likely to grow a soul. When a day comes that an object such as yourself possesses such a thing, will be the day an angel can live without Father’s light.”
V1 knew a challenge when it heard one. It also knew it excelled at winning them.
or;
In Gabriel's final hours, he and V1 make a bet.
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Act 0: Finished
Act 1: Finished
Act 2: OngoingSeries
- Part 1 of The Gabv1el Road Trip
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- 36/?
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
12 Nov 2025
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(everybody's talkin' 'bout) Pop Muzik by Random_Rodent
Fandoms: The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
16 Sep 2025
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A collection of semi-connected short stories exploring the physical effects of music on Cybertronians, and the cultural effects of the same.
Chapter 1: It's the day after "Auto-Bop" and Raoul has some questions.
Chapter 2: Scenes from the life of Jazz, relating to music, Blaster, and Soundwave.
Chapter 3: Blaster and Soundwave have a musical duel.Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
28 Sep 2025
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Bluestreak wasn’t expecting to get sucked into a Quintesson portal and get thrown halfway across the galaxy without anyway to get back home or long term way to keep himself alive. He wasn’t expecting to survive shutting down the portal at all.
Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
28 Sep 2025
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Lost in space with his mecha, Jazz tries to survive the Quintesson attacks along with the cybertronians, both unaware of their difference of species, yet, they have to figure out how to deal with his now known status while the earth pilots try to find their friend.
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- Part 1 of Big relationships
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- 8/?
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
26 Sep 2025
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
22 Sep 2025
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To such a deep delight ’twould win me by Sroloc_Elbisivni
Fandoms: The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
10 Oct 2022
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With an army on their doorstep, Mirage is being offered up as a blushing bride to a mysterious sorcerer warlord his city is already planning to double-cross. He decides to take his chances with his new conjunx.
Hound would just like to get every single one of the people and creatures he’s currently responsible for out of this trap alive before working out what exactly his feelings about marriage are, but between treaty negotiations, pretending to be besotted, and slowly growing a hologram until it’s the size of an army, that might be easier said than done.
In his clearest vocalizer setting, tone flat with the complete absence of doubt, Mirage announced “I was sent here as a distraction. The Crystal City Council is planning to betray and destroy you.”
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
01 Jul 2025
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THE HIT AND RUN by brawltogethernow
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Death Note (Anime & Manga)
16 Feb 2025
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Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
16 Jun 2025
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Jazz is a unique mech
Prowl finds himself debating with himself with each new turn Jazz makes, enough that Prowl decides to note down his irrational thoughts, and the rational explanations. Hopefully with enough data, he can decide on how he feels about this stranger. Hopefully, he can come to a conclusion before Jazz leaves for his home.
Au by Keferon on Tumblr
Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
29 Apr 2025
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Home at Spark by Anonymous
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Pacific Rim (Movies)
22 Jun 2025
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Jazz is a pilot of tons of metal in the vague shape of a man. He kills alien monsters. Then he meets
more aliens... Who are also tons of metal in the shape of men!a bunch of foreign mecha pilots. He works for a multi national force, okay? Running into a group of Mecha pilots who don't speak your language isn't entirely unexpected after accidentally falling through a breach or two! Where is he, anyway?- Language:
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- 21,236
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- 17/?
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
29 Apr 2025
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Reverse Mecha AU by Gemma_Inkyboots
Fandom The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
29 Apr 2025
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
29 Apr 2025
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Dratchet slow burn with a big helping of character study. I'm playing between and around the scenes of canon and filling in backstory as I go.
The first two stories are pretty romance ambivalent; you could read them as deeply emotionally invested Drift&Ratchet bromance instead of pre-slash if that's what you're into.
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
21 Feb 2025
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The Exhausting Medbay Confessions Booth by Land_Locked_Martian
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
09 Aug 2024
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Optimus stood, arms crossed. "I am having a very difficult time here, Ratchet," he replied. "And you are an unhelpful grump."
"Bring me back a story with an ending, Optimus, or nothing at all." Ratchet shooed him from his medbay with pushing hands. "Fuck's sake, for a moment I thought you would bring me something good."
Day 6: guilt/banter
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- Part 6 of Megop Week 2024
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
21 Feb 2025
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Moronic Acid by Chuzilllaa
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime
22 May 2023
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In the bright lights of a party in honor of a prevailing peace treaty, all is consumed by noise and cheap high-grade. In a short-lived journey to replenish a pair of drinks, caught amidst a set of familiar faces, one can’t help but wonder.
How much poison does it take to kill a faction leader?
Well, it depends on which one.
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
21 Feb 2025
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Not a Good Man by kj_feybarn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 May 2022
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“Right.” Boba was too drunk and Obi-Wan was too dead for them to be having this conversation. “So, what are you doing here, if you’re actually dead and I’m not hallucinating.”
Obi-Wan sighed a little bit. “I’m here to ask a favor that may or may not ruin your life.”
Boba blinked at him. “Well, at least you’re honest about it."
Obi-Wan looked exhausted. Boba had always kind of assumed that dying meant you got to rest, but Obi-Wan seemed far from rested. “Vader has gotten an idea in his head—” And yep, Boba could see where Obi-Wan was going with his whole ‘may or may not ruin his life’ bit. “—that he can change the past.”
Boba snorted. “Has anyone ever told Vader that he’s delusional? You can’t change the past."
Except Obi-Wan didn’t agree.
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
12 Feb 2025
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face of my lover (your lover on mine) by otooga (olooga)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime
16 Dec 2024
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Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.
“If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”
“A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”
Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.
“Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.- Language:
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
12 Jan 2025
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No Vacant Dream by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Nov 2025
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Fox dies.
Except he doesn’t, because as soon as the creepy Sith ritual drains the last of the blood from his body, he wakes up…somewhere. Somewhere else, where, for once, he can’t feel the Emperor’s claws digging into his head every hour of the cycle.
Unfortunately, this somewhere else is so deep in the middle of nowhere that he gets picked up by a mandalorian—some asshole called Montross who quickly proves that he’d be more helpful dead, especially once Fox finds out that this shabuir wants to sell him off to the Kyr’tsad. In a final bid for freedom, Fox disposes of his would-be captor, commandeers his ship, and goes on the run from the man’s terrorist Kyr’tsad friends and his weird Haat Mando’ad coworkers.
…until the weird coworkers finally catch up to Fox.
Or: upon his death, Fox is thrown several decades into the past, lands in Mandalore’s backyard, gets himself adopted, and (mostly intentionally) alters the course of the galaxy.
Oh, and he isn’t the only vod to get tossed through time and space.
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
06 Jan 2025
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the long way home by sleebyama
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
12 May 2025
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For as little as Fox held onto Mandalorian culture, he did believe in the Ka'ra. He believed that when death did come to take him, he'd find the arms of his brothers keeping him safe.
The Ka'ra had other plans.
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Alternatively, Fox finds himself in an unknown place, surrounded by unknown Mandalorians and does not have a good time for a while.
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
06 Jan 2025
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Nor is He Early and Adjacent Stories by ObliqueVion
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
14 Dec 2025
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
22 Dec 2024
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Based on Keferon’s AU on Tumblr, Mecha Pilot Jazz AU extended.
What happens when the company Jazz worked for decided his tech was actually valuable? His data invaluable to their efforts?
Well, they find those who they feel they can spare; older pilots, pilots without families, and some they simply don’t like and give them a mission towards certain death.
Their mission is simple, recover the data and send back what they find out about the enemy.
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Bookmarked by lifebloodless (Winkerpie)
17 Dec 2024