Winkerpie



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    The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:

    A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.

    This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.

     

    (What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)

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    Gabriel let out an ugly bark of laughter and abruptly looked away, his hand rubbing against the front of his helm.

    “Machine,” he said in wry, twisted amusement, “you are far more likely to grow a soul. When a day comes that an object such as yourself possesses such a thing, will be the day an angel can live without Father’s light.”

    V1 knew a challenge when it heard one. It also knew it excelled at winning them.

    or;

    In Gabriel's final hours, he and V1 make a bet.

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    Act 0: Finished
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    A collection of semi-connected short stories exploring the physical effects of music on Cybertronians, and the cultural effects of the same.
    Chapter 1: It's the day after "Auto-Bop" and Raoul has some questions.
    Chapter 2: Scenes from the life of Jazz, relating to music, Blaster, and Soundwave.
    Chapter 3: Blaster and Soundwave have a musical duel.

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    Bluestreak wasn’t expecting to get sucked into a Quintesson portal and get thrown halfway across the galaxy without anyway to get back home or long term way to keep himself alive. He wasn’t expecting to survive shutting down the portal at all.

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    Lost in space with his mecha, Jazz tries to survive the Quintesson attacks along with the cybertronians, both unaware of their difference of species, yet, they have to figure out how to deal with his now known status while the earth pilots try to find their friend.

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