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Once outside, he leaned forward and put his hand against the cold stone wall. His phone was still to his ear, the message still recording.
“Ilya. Please. Please. I can’t do this. I don’t know what to do. Please. You can’t be dead.” His voice broke on the word. “I love you. I love you so much. More than anything. I need to hear your voice. I need you to…I need you…I need you…fuck. Please Ilya, please.”
Shane took the phone away from his ear and held it between both hands as though he were praying. He realized he was on the floor and didn’t know how he got there. He was crying. He was fairly certain he was hyperventilating.
His brain was desperately trying to grab at anything. Any thread of logic. Any idea of what to do next.
I have to see him.
Yes. That made sense. Shane needed to get to Tampa. Now. He would go there. He would find Ilya. Ilya would be fine. They would be together. He would see him. Tell him how much he loved him. He had to go. He had to go now.
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OR: What if Ilya lost his phone during the emergency landing, Shane couldn't reach him, he panicked, and chartered a plane to Tampa to find him instead...
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25 Feb 2026
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She heard Frank’s sharp intake of breath. When he next spoke, she could hear the frown in his voice.
“Robby, I’m- please, I’m sorry, man.”
She didn't know what exactly Frank was begging for. She just knew she didn't like it when he sounded like this.
“Then do better.”
For a second, Heather thought she may have misheard. Robby wouldn’t- Robby would never speak to anyone like that. But then again, Frank was never just ‘anyone’ to him.
or: Frank Langdon's return post-rehab through the eyes of the other Pitt members
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25 Feb 2026
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nothing but some heartburn, baby by lotts (SirMxALotts)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Dec 2025
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Most people in Shane’s position would call a doctor after two positive tests, but Shane isn't most people, so instead of doing that, he takes 17 tests over the course of two days.
Final result: 16 positive, one negative.
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25 Feb 2026
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Something Beautiful by epexegetical
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Jan 2026
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In a world where editing mistakes never occurred and Scott met Kip in 2016, Scott is fully aware that he's not the only gay man in the MLH, and he's been following Hollander and Rozanov's relationship with no small amount of happiness for them. So when he faces a miserable Rozanov and figures Hollander has left him for an actress, he has some thoughts about it.
Or, in which Scott Hunter is Not Mad, Just Disappointed, and is 100% not projecting, but also these kids need to be stopped before they ruin something beautiful.
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25 Feb 2026
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close your eyes (i won't let you fall tonight) by flylikeajailbird
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Jan 2026
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Scott Hunter doesn't like Ilya Rosanov. He doesn't really like Shane Hollander either. Still, when he discovers their secret relationship years before they tell anyone else, he's determined to make sure they don't get themselves hurt
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25 Feb 2026
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You Said, We Said by OtherWaysHome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Feb 2026
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@HarveySmth76:
So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this:Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick.
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Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.
Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.
#OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.
Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat.
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25 Feb 2026
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the enemy of my best friend...is his boyfriend?! by wolfsbanex
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Feb 2026
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Shane stared at Hayden. “You’re threatening my boyfriend?”
“I am threatening the guy who has a documented history of antagonizing you for sport.”
“That was flirting,” Ilya said.
“That was assault,” Hayden shot back.
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It's all Canadian Vodka's fault by FriPie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.
The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive.
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24 Feb 2026
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mutual instincts by downtheroadandupthehill
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Feb 2026
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24 Feb 2026
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half moon by brooklyn99
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jan 2026
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Shane's having one of the best seasons of his life and is on his way to win a Stanley Cup for the second year in a row when he finds out he's pregnant.
He knows he isn't going through with the pregnancy, but that doesn't make things easier.
Ilya listens, stays, and holds him anyway.
[set in january 2016]
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24 Feb 2026
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How Many Times Can We Get Shane Hollander Pregnant? by Addinavi
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Feb 2026
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A collection of Shane Hollander pregancy drabbles/oneshots based off some Tumblr prompts.
Table of contents:
Chapter 1 - Shane passes out
Chapter 2 - Ilya gives Shane a foot rub
Chapter 3 - Shane goes into labor at the Stanley cup
Chapter 4 - Ilya figures out Shane is pregnant at the 2026 Olympics
Chapter 5 - Shane and Ilya introduce their new baby to Anya
Chapter 6 - Ilya wants to take care of his pregnant husbandWill be updated as more prompts are received!
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23 Feb 2026
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Hawkins; Indiana. Where things go bump in the night and the monsters come out to play, and with every tear they leave between their world and this one, the rot sneaks in.
Enter the older Teens and the Party. With sharper smiles and eyes haunted with something you wouldn't want to face off; guns and nails buried around in their rooms; balancing on the edge of madness if any of their people get hurt; nerves of steel and finicky morals stored away in an old box in thedark attic.
If the creatures of Hell are looking for a fight, that's what they'll get. An even fight, with beings too close to being kin.
Stranger things have happened, after all.
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A Moment In Time by aureatium (duskgleam)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Feb 2026
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Hollanov one-shots / fanfics that can be read as stand-alones or compliments my Once In Your Life series while not explicitly omegaverse.
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23 Feb 2026
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The Hardest Part of Winning the Cup (Is Alcohol Poisoning) by Azure_K_Mello
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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Hayden didn’t recognize the woman Shane was talking to. She was younger, must have been a rookie’s girl. She had her phone shoved between her breasts, using her bra like a purse, the way so many women did.
Hayden heard her ask if Shane had someone there, and Shane sounded maudlin and wasted as he said, “I’ve been in a situationship for five and a half years. If I could have one wish in the whole wide world, my situationship would be here. Situationships don’t come to after-parties, they just leave you feeling broken and sad and… We won the Cup.”
Shane never, ever acknowledged that “Boston Lily” was as much as a friend, let alone a situationship… and five and a half years… that was back before rookie year. That was before the draft.
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Shane gets alcohol poisoning while celebrating winning the Cup. A video gets on the internet. Ilya comes to rescue him.
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22 Feb 2026
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After the MLH awards, Shane can't bring himself to leave Ilya's penthouse. In the messy hours of the night there's shame, and anger. Dangerous desire for things that can never be.
Shane can't help but stay. Ilya can’t help but ask him not to leave. In the early morning sunlight they make space for the impossible things.
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22 Feb 2026
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oh little vine (let thy horns shine) by BlueCartoons
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
24 Feb 2026
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Dionysus adopts Percy / Grape Juice AU
TLT: child of the vine (from water to wine)
SOM: wine dark sea (to be or not to be)
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22 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Need to read it again properly. Love it.
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found family *hockey edition by Sapphic_terror
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Feb 2026
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21 Feb 2026
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surprise interference by transshanehollander (cyrusbreeze)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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Jane
[1 image]Ilya stared at the photo of a tiny, red faced baby. He wasn’t sure why Shane was sending him a photo of a random newborn.
Lily
Cute! Whose baby is that?Jane
She’s oursLily
What?Jane
I had a baby an hour ago***
Before Ilya and Shane meet at the cottage, Shane very very unexpectedly has a baby. Chaos (and love) ensues.
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21 Feb 2026
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Non-chronological snapshots of the Ottawa Centaurs captain, Shane "walks my husband like a dog" Hollander and Ilya "media menace" Rozanov. Read in any order (but chronological has few extra connections)
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21 Feb 2026
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a rose by any other name by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, RIORDAN Rick - Works
03 Apr 2021
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It wasn't Poseidon who met Sally on that beach on Montauk, but rather a far older, much more ancient version of him.
Percy is born far older and younger than he should be.
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- Part 14 of My slowly growing collection of One-shots
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Bookmarked by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
21 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Need to check out the ‘works inspired by’ for this one