Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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the enemy of my best friend...is his boyfriend?! by wolfsbanex
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Feb 2026
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Shane stared at Hayden. “You’re threatening my boyfriend?”
“I am threatening the guy who has a documented history of antagonizing you for sport.”
“That was flirting,” Ilya said.
“That was assault,” Hayden shot back.
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OR Hollanov reveal their relationship to Hayden
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It's all Canadian Vodka's fault by FriPie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.
The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive.
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24 Feb 2026
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mutual instincts by downtheroadandupthehill
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Feb 2026
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24 Feb 2026
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half moon by brooklyn99
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jan 2026
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Shane's having one of the best seasons of his life and is on his way to win a Stanley Cup for the second year in a row when he finds out he's pregnant.
He knows he isn't going through with the pregnancy, but that doesn't make things easier.
Ilya listens, stays, and holds him anyway.
[set in january 2016]
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24 Feb 2026
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How Many Times Can We Get Shane Hollander Pregnant? by Addinavi
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Feb 2026
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A collection of Shane Hollander pregancy drabbles/oneshots based off some Tumblr prompts.
Table of contents:
Chapter 1 - Shane passes out
Chapter 2 - Ilya gives Shane a foot rub
Chapter 3 - Shane goes into labor at the Stanley cup
Chapter 4 - Ilya figures out Shane is pregnant at the 2026 Olympics
Chapter 5 - Shane and Ilya introduce their new baby to AnyaWill be updated as more prompts are received!
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23 Feb 2026