15 Bookmarks by LizardThirty
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He pauses for breath, clenching his hands into fists, and it occurs to you that the one word that hasn’t been unleashed in the godawful torrent of semantically bereft word garbage coming out of his mouth is stop.
Dave Strider has never mastered the First Law of Holes: When in one, stop digging.
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11 Jan 2026
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Karkat meets Dave in some dream bubbles
((fan comic))
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09 Jan 2026
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Karkat goes through his adult molt. Dave does his best to take it in stride.
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i may not know love (i know what i like) by MisPronounce_and_MisAccent
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Oct 2021
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DAVE: im horrifically lacking in the smooch department
DAVE: not even gonna have a hot date for the rosemary wedding
DAVE: just show up with no plus one cause whod that even be theyre already inviting all ten of our collective god friends
DAVE: ill be standing all lonely in some fashion tier suit so goddamn smoochable but no one—
KARKAT: OH MY GOD
From where you’re cleaning off the table, you lean over, grab his face in your hand, and press a quick, firm kiss to his mouth. If nothing else, it’s still a solid tactic to shut him up.
Dave and Karkat kiss sometimes. It's fine. They aren't dating, is the thing, and that is, genuinely, perfectly fine! It's great! They are good friends and they kiss sometimes and they are, for sure, not in a relationship, and Karkat, personally, is fine with this.It is fine.
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14 Oct 2025
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"And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.
He tends to get carried away with his projects."Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations.
Originally posted on detective-pony.tumblr.com- Language:
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03 Oct 2025
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The Adventure of the Mayfair Developers by lesqueers
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
28 Jul 2025
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He imagines the quippy cold open, how he could spin it.
He could put in one of those record scratch sound effects. Or just make the noise with his mouth. Yup. That’s me. John Hamish Podcast Watson. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
That’d be funny. The listeners would love it, for sure.
But Sherlock had solved this one in less than 48 hours—a mystery that had seemed knotted enough to center an episode around, instead unraveled in a day and a half by the same deft hands currently stimming against his scalp.
Yes, this was, indeed, a fucking disaster.
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What We Do In The Shadows Season 7 by thecitrusvamp
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Aug 2025
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Do you miss WWDITS? So do I! Could you believe it was over? Neither could I! So here we are - welcome to season 7, where we follow our beloved vampires one last time through their silly, ridiculous lives while their beloved human buddy endures an (major? minor?) existential crisis. Episodes "air" every other Thursday at 9 PM EST (and if there's ever "production issues", I'll announce delays on twitter!)
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26 May 2025
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Greg lands them in economy by accident and it all unravels from there.
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16 Jun 2023
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Originally posted in two parts on tumblr, set directly after that incredibly cathartic scene between Oswald and Ed in 5x08, what we all wish had happened.
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25 Dec 2021
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there is a shortage in the blood supply (but there is no shortage of blood) by zarya
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Sep 2021
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Something has to go pretty wrong in your life, Guillermo supposes, for you to reach a point where you’re doing heavy mental calculus to determine whether there's romantic subtext behind your boss’s offer to help you dispose of a corpse.
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19 Oct 2021
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" Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.
But then the human had done something outrageous.
Then the human had smiled. "
In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.
In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.
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11 Jun 2020
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Eight years after the Dominion War, Dr. Bashir—rather afflicted, unfortunately—is en route to Cardassia Prime. Meanwhile, Garak has re-established himself as a politician of note, and his methods may be the source of more than a little friction. Furthermore, Garak's comrade-in-arms from the Cardassian Rebellion, Kira Nerys, is seeking to define a correct path for the tumultuous planet of Bajor. Ezri Dax, conversely, is struggling with her role in the Federation. The O'Briens are the two people suffering the least, and let me be the first to say, good for them.
Features an absolutely staggering amount of politicking, as well as periodic descriptions of alien ecology. Definitely a ensemble fic. You liked Martok, I hope?
CURRENTLY: Quark is done with his interview. Interview with a Quark.
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08 Jun 2020
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Mid Season 6, Garak is captured and tortured by the Dominion. With the runabout destroyed, everyone thinks he's dead, and Julian struggles to grieve someone he couldn't admit to being in love with until it was too late.
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18 May 2020
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End Racism in the OTW - From the Dust by katiemariie for Allemande
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
15 Mar 2014
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When Sisko returns to linear existence, he tasks Julian with a special mission that takes him to Cardassia and Elim Garak.