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    He imagines the quippy cold open, how he could spin it.

    He could put in one of those record scratch sound effects. Or just make the noise with his mouth. Yup. That’s me. John Hamish Podcast Watson. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

    That’d be funny. The listeners would love it, for sure.

    But Sherlock had solved this one in less than 48 hours—a mystery that had seemed knotted enough to center an episode around, instead unraveled in a day and a half by the same deft hands currently stimming against his scalp.

    Yes, this was, indeed, a fucking disaster.

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