LizardThirty
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Midnight (it's midnight) by LizardThirty
Fandoms: Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese - beelzeebub, Goncharov (1973)
21 Nov 2022
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Goncharov survives, and a year later he manages to track Andrey down.
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He pauses for breath, clenching his hands into fists, and it occurs to you that the one word that hasn’t been unleashed in the godawful torrent of semantically bereft word garbage coming out of his mouth is stop.
Dave Strider has never mastered the First Law of Holes: When in one, stop digging.
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11 Jan 2026
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Karkat meets Dave in some dream bubbles
((fan comic))
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09 Jan 2026
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Karkat goes through his adult molt. Dave does his best to take it in stride.
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i may not know love (i know what i like) by MisPronounce_and_MisAccent
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Oct 2021
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DAVE: im horrifically lacking in the smooch department
DAVE: not even gonna have a hot date for the rosemary wedding
DAVE: just show up with no plus one cause whod that even be theyre already inviting all ten of our collective god friends
DAVE: ill be standing all lonely in some fashion tier suit so goddamn smoochable but no one—
KARKAT: OH MY GOD
From where you’re cleaning off the table, you lean over, grab his face in your hand, and press a quick, firm kiss to his mouth. If nothing else, it’s still a solid tactic to shut him up.
Dave and Karkat kiss sometimes. It's fine. They aren't dating, is the thing, and that is, genuinely, perfectly fine! It's great! They are good friends and they kiss sometimes and they are, for sure, not in a relationship, and Karkat, personally, is fine with this.It is fine.
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14 Oct 2025
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"And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.
He tends to get carried away with his projects."Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations.
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03 Oct 2025