16 Bookmarks by Kittyinthevoid
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Fellas, Is It Gay To Marry Your Best Friend and What About Sexing Him? by Laurasauras
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Apr 2020
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After getting married as part of an increasingly ridiculous game of gay chicken, Dirk and John finally realise their feelings for each other. Heart feelings and penis feelings.
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- Part 2 of Gay Chicken
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04 Oct 2024
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Get in the spaceship, loser. We're boldly going. by circumlocute for twofoldAxiom
Fandoms: Homestuck
24 Sep 2018
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Freshly-promoted Captain John Egbert has just received his first mission from Starfleet Command: safely transport eccentric xenopaleontologist Dave Strider to his new research site on a distant planet. Commander Karkat Vantas is the reluctant First Officer dragged along for the ride.
It's a simple enough mission, if only all those damn feelings would stop getting in the way.
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18 Sep 2024
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After retconning the timeline, John Egbert wakes up at the beginning of the ship's three-year journey with his memories as well as his retcon powers intact. Now that he can travel anywhere in time and space, albeit with some caveats, he decides make the trip a lot less lonely and visit his friends on the meteor.
With all the kids able to see each other, and what with relationship dynamics such as Karkat's not-so-caliginous crush on John (as well as general confusion and self-reflection on the topic of sexual identity), things get very complicated very fast.
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18 Sep 2024
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Karkat is writing a novel, John wants to read it, Dave just wants to connect with his best friends again. Maybe together they'll make a good story.
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18 Sep 2024
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That's the thing, with the eight of you (or two, or four, depending on how you split up, or ten, or twenty, depending on how many people invite themselves over to your house). Together, you're a constellation. It doesn't take one star, but a multitude, and based on which ones are brightest in each season, the shapes in the sky are different
Downstairs, Dirk and John and Jade are one part of a constellation right now, and you and Roxy are another, and Rose and Kanaya make a different piece, and all in one you make a galaxy, or a universe, or something unexpectedly simple, like a family.
Roxy pinches your arm. “Cheesy.”
After the game, they all fall into each other's orbits, one way or another.
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18 Sep 2024
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“This timeline is fucked, Dave,” Karkat says. “You know that.”
You know that. Of course you do. But you're Dave Strider, a helpless boy who has just been told by an alien that your three best friends are dead as dirt while playing a game that was meant to bring you all together, to strengthen bonds of friendship and teamwork. Not rip them away from you.
“Come on,” he says, “Lets get out of here.”
In which: Karkat goes god tier, Dave kisses John, John dies, and it all works out in the end.
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18 Sep 2024
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Teach me love, I know I'm not a hopeless case by Astro_0813, ghastlyGimmick
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 May 2025
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Dave Strider was left at the altar by the woman he'd expected to spend the rest of his life with. How does he go on? Will he find love again? What's the deal with the grumpy server (and why does Dave think he's kind of hot)? And what does John have to do with anything?
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17 Sep 2024
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When We Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? by vast_croak
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
06 Feb 2023
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Ever since he was a kid, Dave has had some weird dreams. They always felt so vivid, so real, and they only get stronger with age. As he and his friends try to piece together the truth behind a shared dreamscape and a mysterious traumatic event from their childhoods, he can't help but wonder: why does that other world seem so much like home, and why does he feel such a longing for someone whose name he can't even recall?
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17 Sep 2024
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“I mean, we’ve never really talked before this.” You say keeping your voice steady. You’re still trying to process that John thinks the two of you are friends.
“Sure we have! Remember when I threw a pie at you at my seventh birthday party?”
“No, not really.”
“Oh come on dude! We’ve totally talked before.”
“Name one time, other than your seventh birthday party.” You say.
“What about when….uh…..” John puts a hand in his hair as he tries to think. He slouches in his chair, “Oh man you’re right, we really don’t talk.”
“Exactly.”
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31 Aug 2024
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There are about five million reasons why they shouldn’t be doing this. Dirk can list them off alphabetically.
(Or, Dirk hooks up with his straight roommate, catches a case of feelings, and promptly makes things worse.)
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30 Aug 2024
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It's been years since the end of the game. Rose and Dave are worried about John, who rarely leaves his home. They also worry for Dirk. Jake helps them in their plan to get them both out of their homes, even if Jake knows Dirk would rather stay at home and listen to Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen.
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- Part 1 of Emotion
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29 Aug 2024
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John and Dirk are dating...finally, but they haven't told anyone. Or have tried not telling anyone. Sometime they'll have to bring it up, but they do a good job of waiting as long as possible, distracting themselves with baking gone wrong and puppets.
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- Part 2 of Emotion
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29 Aug 2024
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The worst part isn't that he's fifteen years younger than you, or that he's a sex-repulsed asexual, or even that he's your little bro's best friend. No, the worst part is, despite this list of reasons why he's a completely unsuitable and incompatible romantic partner for you, you're still planning to pursue John Egbert like a complete dumbass. At least he's legal.
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- Part 1 of Things That Complicate Shit
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27 Aug 2024
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restraints, blindfolds, and other totally platonic devices by ectoprince
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Jul 2020
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Sometimes you just want to let go, but that doesn't come naturally to you either. You're not sure that anything does. Maybe being a massive tool. You've never really had any problem with that.
The point is—you need help.
(Or, Dirk wants to give up control and John has two hands and a riding crop.)
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26 Aug 2024
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12 Mar 2013
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
Update: Now with a VERY NSFW illustration by Renaris.
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26 Jan 2013