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The locks on the door gave a sharp creak and splinter from the frame. Alastor clarified, “I believe we have time for one question.”
An alarmed glance at the stairs had Lucius quickly making up his mind. “Protecting my daughter and I,” Charlie kept staring at the stairs, clinging to her father with increasing concern. “What’s your price?”
The demon hummed, tilting his head side to side as though mulling it over. “Oh, so you’re not entirely inept.” He chuckled, “Well then. Permit me entry to your home and resources and I believe that will just about cover it. Does that sound fair?”
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Everyone loves a good guardian angel AU. How about a guardian (more of a hell of a butler, really) demon one?
A horror mystery with a splash of comedy.
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Daddy Issues by KingCrypt, RomaStache
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 Oct 2024
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It wrenched at something deep within him to contort his leer into something amiable. Alastor loosened the tension behind his ears and released the twinge at the corner of his smile. “I didn't take you for a hypocrite, your majesty.”
Lucifer’s expression pinched with anger where Alastor’s loosened with faux kindness as he slapped the outstretched hand and got to his feet.
“What do you take me for, then?” Gone was the slumped posture and miserable furrow of his brow, replaced by ramrod straight defiance. Here, finally, he carried himself like the proper ruler of Hell.
Alastor's ruse went with the smacked hand, fangs glinting in the curve of a snarl quivering around his blackened gums as he shook off the prickling itch of Lucifer’s touch from his palm. “An oblivious fool.”
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Charlie doesn't have “daddy issues.” Her daddy- er, her father Lucifer's the one with all the issues!
A RadioApple Sickfic with special background appearances of BNHA’S Dabi and Hawks.
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Occult Parenting by KingCrypt, RomaStache
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 May 2024
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"So." Gabriel started, clearing his throat. "We were just passing through a quadrant in Andromeda when I had a moment--I forgot to let you guys know about the baby before we left."
The wine bottle slipped from Crowley's grasp. It landed on the carpet, where it promptly spilled all of its contents, the miracle broken. Gabriel kept talking as Crowley whipped his head so quickly his neck cracked to stare at him again.
Gabriel chuckled a bit at the recollection, remembering the wide eyed stare Beelzebub had given him; backlit by a dying star. He sighed fondly and went on to explain, "You two have a great understanding of them, and this one is The Almighty's, so I thought--Hey! Let's give them a heads up." He wiggled his hands and softly cheered 'Yaaaaay, thank you Gabriel!'
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Aziraphale decides that a good way to stop The Second Coming would be to simply remove the Christ that would trigger it. No one would anticipate the supreme archangel, of all beings, to walk out with the Almighty's child. Retreating to earth and aided by unexpected allies, que Two Entities and a Baby.
[ON HIATUS]
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Song for a Song by KingCrypt, RomaStache for seyalore
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Jan 2021
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“You want to what?”
“I want to be a merman.” This was stupid, this was such a bad idea. She was frowning, which meant he offended her and now she was going to curse him, and why oh why didn’t he listen to Shouta?
The longer Nemuri stared at him, the more Hizashi wished a hole would open up in the boat and swallow him. Nervous and sweating, he started to ramble. “Not, like, permanently, because I know I’d probably have to sell you my soul or something for that, but just...a day? Is that something you can do?”
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“Smiles drank my drink” Angel’s eyes were on Alastor’s struggling form as he spoke, wide, briefly turning just to look at the mostly empty glass now being inspected by Niffty, sniffed by Husk, the bartender rearing back in disgust as if his nostrils had been burned “bathrooms the only thing in that direction an he’s covered in blood clawin at himself like he can’t fuckin breathe—Charlie!” Angel grabbed her shoulders, forcing her attention to land on him “Alastor drank my drink!!”
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02 Feb 2026
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A Sinsmas Carol: RadioApple Edition by MixkaRules18, TrashDemonx
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Jan 2026
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'Twas the night before Sinsmas, and all through the hotel, not a demon was stirring....well, apart from the royal clientele....
Lucifer used to love the holidays, but now they're painful enough to drink himself into a stupor over. There's no Sinsmas cheer here, unless, perhaps, he is visited by some 'interesting.' spirits...
OR welcome to our silly parody of a Christmas Carol! Hope you enjoy <3
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24 Dec 2025
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The wound Alastor sustained in the fight against Heaven is refusing to heal. Instead, it festers. The infection spreading deeper into his core with each passing day. Despite his best efforts, Alastor’s health is steadily declining, leaving him with only one option if he wishes to survive.
He needs to ask for help.
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Or; Lucifer heals Alastor's wound. Alastor gets a taste of Lucifer's true power, and is left craving more.
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- Part 1 of To Earn Your Favour
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16 Dec 2025
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It was an ambush.
Lucifer walked right into it.
Now, there's nothing to do but face the music.
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21 Nov 2025
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Alastor's been in something of a slump. He's in a job he theoretically loves working under a man he hates, his only real friendship is with a woman who doesn't really know him and who he doesn't want to know him, and he hasn't found it in himself to kill anyone in over a year.
Then, one Wednesday, a new man and his daughter blow into town, and Alastor's life will never be the same again.
He hopes.
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