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“Smiles drank my drink” Angel’s eyes were on Alastor’s struggling form as he spoke, wide, briefly turning just to look at the mostly empty glass now being inspected by Niffty, sniffed by Husk, the bartender rearing back in disgust as if his nostrils had been burned “bathrooms the only thing in that direction an he’s covered in blood clawin at himself like he can’t fuckin breathe—Charlie!” Angel grabbed her shoulders, forcing her attention to land on him “Alastor drank my drink!!”
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02 Feb 2026
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A Sinsmas Carol: RadioApple Edition by MixkaRules18, TrashDemonx
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Jan 2026
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'Twas the night before Sinsmas, and all through the hotel, not a demon was stirring....well, apart from the royal clientele....
Lucifer used to love the holidays, but now they're painful enough to drink himself into a stupor over. There's no Sinsmas cheer here, unless, perhaps, he is visited by some 'interesting.' spirits...
OR welcome to our silly parody of a Christmas Carol! Hope you enjoy <3
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24 Dec 2025
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The wound Alastor sustained in the fight against Heaven is refusing to heal. Instead, it festers. The infection spreading deeper into his core with each passing day. Despite his best efforts, Alastor’s health is steadily declining, leaving him with only one option if he wishes to survive.
He needs to ask for help.
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Or; Lucifer heals Alastor's wound. Alastor gets a taste of Lucifer's true power, and is left craving more.
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- Part 1 of To Earn Your Favour
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16 Dec 2025
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It was an ambush.
Lucifer walked right into it.
Now, there's nothing to do but face the music.
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21 Nov 2025
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Alastor's been in something of a slump. He's in a job he theoretically loves working under a man he hates, his only real friendship is with a woman who doesn't really know him and who he doesn't want to know him, and he hasn't found it in himself to kill anyone in over a year.
Then, one Wednesday, a new man and his daughter blow into town, and Alastor's life will never be the same again.
He hopes.
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- 21/23
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05 Oct 2025
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sea)(orse by callmearcturus, Madame la Problématique (callmearcturus)
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Oct 2022
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Feferi Peixes never intended to be a conqueror, but about an hour after she takes the throne, the Vast Glub happens, taking out the Mother Grub and a huge portion of population. Trollkind is doomed unless they can find a solution.
Dave Strider is a human who's biggest problem is trying to decide if he wants to drop out of college or not. Then, the aliens show up.
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- 6/?
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20 Sep 2025
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In the aftermath of the most recent attack on Lucifer, there are questions about Alastor's unknown deal and work on protecting the hotel.
But a storm is blowing in and they might not be prepared for what it brings.
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13 Sep 2025
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It's becoming increasingly obvious things can't go on like this.
Milldread keeps to itself, and cares for it's own.
The harvest this year, really, isn't anything to sing about. Someone needs to do something.
If not her, who else?
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26 Aug 2025
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Lucifer drifted through the hotel in his usual astral form—silent, unseen, just another part of the nightly routine. But tonight was different. Very different.
Because instead of torturing some poor unfortunate soul, Alastor was in his room.
Occupied.
And Lucifer realized two things in quick, devastating succession:
One—his physical body was a needy, traitorous thing.
And two—Alastor was very, very fucking gorgeous like that.Bookmarked by KingCrypt
19 Jul 2025
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The Cannibal Cook-Out is here and it's Lucifer and Alastor's official debut as a couple! They're totally ready for this and not at all, in the least bit, worried that it'll go completely and utterly wrong.
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Lucifer learns a lot of surprising new things, Rosie continues to be everyone's therapist, Alastor is trying very hard to keep his injury a secret, and Susan leaves no survivors.
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- Part 5 of Just Kiss Already
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- 1/?
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18 Jul 2025
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Alastor’s mother is dead. With his life in shambles and a career in radio out of reach, he finds himself desperate enough to strike a deal with the devil: the keys to his future, in exchange for his soul.
Years later, when the father who never acknowledged him dies, Alastor introduces himself to the legitimate family—the charming stranger, bringing ruin with a smile. And every step of the way, Lucifer is there with an open hand, offering things Alastor never knew he wanted.
But choices have consequences, and some choices change everything.
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- 20/20
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07 Dec 2024
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Seven years ago, Alastor's desire for vengeance landed him in Pentagram City's Colosseum. The demon-cursed man has bided his time, and when Lucifer, Emperor of the Seven Rings, finally attends the games– suffice to say, that time has come.
As soon as Lucifer laid eyes on the victorious gladiator, he knew he had to meet him. Taking every opportunity to insert himself into Alastor's life, the two grow closer... but nothing is ever that simple.
Alastor wants his vengeance. He wants his freedom. But if the cost is the Emperor's life, can he follow through?
[AU based on the wonderful art of @ashirotyan.]
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- 9/?
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09 Nov 2024
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Lucifer has two problems:
1. The celestial energy that keeps him alive is slowly draining away and without a way to staunch the flow it won’t be long until he dies
2. Charlie wants him to do trust exercises with that grimacing radio freak AlastorOne of these things is much worse than the other
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- 14/14
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02 Nov 2024
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There are two known ways to heal holy wounds on demons: the first requires direct healing through ritualistic touch. The second involves remotely siphoning the holy energy into a host to allow the demon’s natural healing process to restart.
He is certain that the Radio Demon will never in a million years allow Lucifer to touch him, so the only way to heal that prideful prick is to secretly suck a little bit of that residual holy energy into his body every time they bump into each other. Which, by the way, gross, but if it means Charlie never has to blame herself for the death of a friend ever again, Lucifer will do it, no questions asked.
He just completely forgot that that’s exactly how he and Lilith made Charlie to begin with.
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Or, alternatively, Lucifer accidentally gets preggers from healing Alastor. Yep.
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- 113,109
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- 13/40
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30 Aug 2024
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To Alastor, soulmates and all that came with it were a hassle. He had ignored it while alive and then continued to do so again after being reborn as a demon, but the mark that came with it was ever present on his skin. It was persistent, was what it was, and he had to wonder more than once what kind of soulmate he was so destined to be with that he couldn't escape it, even through death.
Then, he met Lucifer Morningstar, and thought: of course.
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- 22/?
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29 Aug 2024
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Alone with Lucifer, Alastor gets a clearer idea of the upper limits of his desire.
Set immediately after Ch. 14 of Lucid Dreams of New Orleans.
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- Part 2 of Lucid Dreams
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11 Aug 2024
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RP duel with @xxinart on Twitter!! I'm Alastor this time, and they're Daddy Lucifer >:3
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11 Aug 2024
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Lucifer has always kept his distance from sinners. It's what keeps him (relatively) sane — if he gets too close, he is haunted by visions of the tragic mortal lives that landed them in Hell.
But in his new life at the Hotel, it is more difficult than ever to stay away — and when it comes to light that his daughter's insufferable facilities manager is gravely wounded, it falls to Lucifer to deliver his soul from Death.
In so doing, he falls headfirst into the sins, past lives, and heartbreaks of the one human whose contradictions he is powerless to resist.
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- Part 1 of Lucid Dreams
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- English
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- 15/15
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11 Aug 2024
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Charlie Morningstar, ever the ray of sunshine, asks Alastor to find out what's going on with Lucifer.
Alastor takes to the task with gusto.
Lucifer hates every second of it.
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- Chapters:
- 77/77
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05 Aug 2024
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The thought of not being in control of a certain outcome was something Alastor just couldn't stomach. There was too much at risk, if he fucked up.
Which only meant Lucifer's suggested solution was absolutely insane. To claim that Alastor needed to become willingly unwilling? It wouldn't work at all.
... So why did Alastor agree so easily...?
It was probably the whiskey
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AKA: Lucifer and Alastor go down the rabbit hole of "hunting your boyfriend for sport"Bookmarked by KingCrypt
29 Jul 2024