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Tavros has no idea how much you’re enjoying yourself. You’re on a fucking ranch, and that’s hilarious because you’re you.
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26 Apr 2022
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You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.
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Eridan Ampora's Kismesis Is A Loser and Also Needs to Keep His Fingers Out of Vital Fuckin' Areas by TrashfireRadiowaves
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Mar 2014
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Even though your gills are not fucking made to have things shoved in them, it felt really, really good when he did. Shove things in them, that is.
Until he pushes too far, and wow, it is not a good feeling.
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04 Jan 2022
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He wasn't going to care, Dave told himself. Not a single fuck would be given about the stoner clown. That was until said stoner clown took a fucking bite out of a shitty high school elite.
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16 Nov 2021
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"What is it?"
He keeps his voice all hush-hush, studded with diamonds that normally catch you under the thoracic struts and make your blood pusher skip. But now, even quiet-sparkling-beautiful motherfucking Karkat makes the bone around your pan ache.
"This hurts something wicked, brother mine."
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28 Oct 2021
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Jane had never really been interested in owning a troll; many other humans did but Jane never felt the desire to do so.
First, she was too busy doing her business degree even if she was working on it from home and secondly she wasn't exactly comfortable about having an intelligent apex predator living in her house.
Of course, she hadn't counted on catching a feral troll rummaging through her garbage at three in the morning. She remembered all the signs and posters and commercials everywhere- never feed a wild troll, because if you did they would immediately associate you with food and then start permanently hanging around which would drastically increase the chances of being mauled. After all, trolls were known to kill bears and could even open doors on their own; even 'tame' trolls were dangerous and should be handled with care. Wild ones were even more capricious and could easily kill a human.
However Jane took one look at the troll's lanky frame, unkempt fur and lackluster scales and she knew she couldn't just ignore him. The cooking genes in her were too strong for her to turn away the hungry.
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29 Sep 2021
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Dirk stays the night at Dave and Karkat's place and hears Karkat singing. This instigates an anime flashback.
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16 Feb 2021
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09 Feb 2021
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All the freaks on the Monoshizukanohi streets had to learn the ropes somewhere, and for Kiba? that was a hotel room with his friends and Tenzou's handy bag of tricks. But when Kiba notices that Neji gets to Dom more than sub, he calls Neji's bluff, and for a single snowy afternoon, Kiba ends up calling the shots. Find out what happens when the Prince melts and hell freezes over.
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- Part 4 of Monoshizukanohi
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24 Jan 2021
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"'I know that, Sai. I’m referring to something else,' she pauses, inching closer. 'More private.' To drive the point further home, with a great deal of will, Sakura places a timid hand on his knee, dying inside with mortification. God, this better be worth it."
Or, the one in which Sakura hooks up with Sai on the way back from a mission.
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16 Jan 2021
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It’s silent, save for the rain that drums against the window and the gentle sound of a cherry comb passing through hair. Hidan stills his hand and listens for Kakuzu’s hearts, focuses on the pulse of blood as it circulates.
“Do you think Dear Leader’ll be okay with this?” Hidan asks.
(Hidan and Kakuzu return to a temporary Akatsuki base to meet up with Dear Leader and the rest. Can they continue their budding relationship even under surveillance?
Eroguro KakuHida. Minimal plot. Let's be real; this is violent gore porn bookended in some cute fluff.)
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- Part 3 of Burnt Offerings
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04 Jan 2021
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An accident at work leaves Tobirama blinded while his eyes are bandaged to heal from some rather nasty burns. Too busy with his own job to play the role of caretaker, wife too pregnant to place the burden on her, Hashirama calls upon his best friend Madara to stay with them and help Tobirama out in anyway he can. Madara isn't exactly thrilled to play babysitter but he can see an opportunity when one comes along; this may be the chance he's always waited for.
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- Part 2 of MadaTobi Week 2019
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- 7/7
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10 Nov 2020
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This fic is a bare smokescreen of a plot for delivering madatobiizu porn.
Basically the classic marriage hunt plot, but it is literally only the porn that happens as Tobirama is being hunted down by both Madara and Izuna.Bookmarked by Human_Thing
27 Oct 2020
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Ron Weasley is stuck taking his little sister as his Yule Ball date. Meanwhile, Quidditch has taught Viktor Krum how to handle more than one set of balls.
Based on a pairing suggestion from my sister.
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16 Oct 2020
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Kakashi hadn’t been sure what to expect when he was sent to Obito and the rest of the Akatsuki as a liaison, but it sure as hell hadn’t been the huge muscled beefcake of a shinobi that was Hoshigaki Kisame.
The long-buried instincts of his own Mist-born ancestor had perked up and taken notice of the swordsman the instant he’d laid eyes on him, and Kakashi wanted.(Or: Kakashi's great-great-grandma had a kid by a peculiar Mist-born male, and there are some interesting instincts passed down throughout the years)
Technically part of my "All I Ask Of You" series, but can be read as a standalone.Series
- Part 6 of Glitter & Gold
- Part 4 of All I Ask of You
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16 Oct 2020
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Iruka could feel the howl.
It reverberated in his bones, hummed just beneath his skin.
Initially, he had thought of it like hundreds of tiny threads, reaching out and tugging at his consciousness while he dropped off to sleep. After he met Wolf for the first time in the dreams, it had become a recognizable wolf’s howl even that never quite reached his ears, sticking somewhere in the crevices of his mind instead.
It was his call. The sign that Wolf was ready to be found.
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- 4/4
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31 Aug 2020
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Kankuro realises that times of peace can come with its own series of personal conflicts.
Enter one arranged marriage, one ninken smuggling ring, one unnervingly annoying Leaf ninja and an endless amount of dreaded political discourse.
He is about to find out that life is infinitely more complicated in the face of duty.
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- Part 1 of Thirst
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16 Aug 2020
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The first time the Prism marred Kakashi’s pale skin, he was four years old, and he thought it was a bruise. It was dark blue and purple, cupping his cheek, running down his bicep and ribs to settle on his abdomen. If it weren’t for the way the colors undulated and swirled, migrating across his body in long swathes, Kakashi would have dismissed it as another complication of training.
That was the day his father gave him the mask.
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04 Aug 2020
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Rock Lee: Handsome Green Devil of the Leaf Village! Master of the Eight Gates! . . . Consort of the Kazekage?
When Lee is asked to pose as Gaara’s significant other at a coronation in order to avert an assassination attempt, he readily agrees. He’ll do anything to protect Gaara. Even if he has to leave his weights at the door. Even if he has to face down the Wind Country diplomats who don’t consider him a shinobi because he can’t do ninjutsu. Even if he has to spend hours looking at Gaara’s handsome face in ceremonial makeup. (This may be more difficult than he anticipated.)
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- 5/5
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27 Jul 2020
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It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki.
Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. Longshot/Oneshot Utter Crack- Language:
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21 Jul 2020