Bloople
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In which two idiots argue flirtatiously about shitty smut plots but are interrupted by a dream bubble and discover their alternate doomed selves who are already together while one of them spends too much time tangled in a cape. by Bloople
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Sep 2025
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“No way it says ‘a battle for dominance’ again, Karkat, you’re lying to my face. Look me in my sweet shades and tell me what it really says.”
“For the thirteenth time, Dave, I’m not fucking lying. There’s nothing wrong with that phrase; it perfectly and realistically depicts the romantic tension between kismesis.”
Dave huffs a laugh. “And what do you know about battles for dominance and realistic tension between kismesis, huh?”
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In a world where soulmates share a unique and intense empathetic bond, you've been happy not to have one. What Strider needs some chick up in his feelings all the time? Fate can shove that gay shit up its own asshole, you're doing fine just the way you are.
Unfortunately for you, fate has a way of shoving gay shit wherever it damn well pleases.
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Space travel is hard enough without factoring in what evils lurk between the stars. Leading a ship is hard enough without everything starting to go wrong.
And why do the lights keep flickering in electrical?
Pretty sus, right?
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There aren't all that many safe routes off Alternia for a mutant, but signing on to the Imperial Gladiatorial League has worked out pretty fucking well for Karkat Vantas. Turns out trolls all across the universe will pay out the nose for a chance to see The Hotblood bleed red.
Earth is just the next stop in Karkat's never-ending arena circuit, and the Strider Brothers are just another pair of opponents. And getting up close and personal with alien anatomy is just another perk of touring.
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Karkat left behind everything he knew when he was forced to flee Alternia. Settling into life on Earth as a human had been surprisingly easy. That is, until Dave fucking Strider started working with Karkat and fucking ruined everything!
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man, maybe writing alternian titles actually is easier by criticalexponent
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Feb 2026
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In which two dorks meet in university class; one of them a stoic cool kid; (but really he is just an emotionally repressed loser); the other an overdramatic hopeless romantic with a penchant for foul language; / the two engage in a classic enemies to friends to lovers plot featuring the usual tropes; enough instances of miscommunication and obliviousness that it's a miracle either of our dense as fuck protagonists are smart enough to pass any of their classes; / including enough didactic drivel on platonic love that you might start to wonder why the subtitle to this thing isn't "friendship is magic"; and guest appearances by the author's other favorite homestuck characters (at least, the ones he thinks he can do justice).
ie. just a typical davekat college au