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Tim Drake discovers two important things at the tender age of nine.
First, Dick Grayson is Robin.
Second, oranges (and, by extension, all citrus) are magical and can heal any ailment.
Tim is, despite being a certified genius, kind of an idiot.
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Sonnet31418. arr, yer a scurvy lad
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A Revised History of the Battles of Stamford Bridge and Hastings by marauderjimmy for Hunter S. Thompson
Fandoms: Original Work, French History RPF, Ancient History RPF, The Amazing Race RPF
20 Jan 2026
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What REALLY happened during the Norman invasion of Britain. A hilarious story that has multiple things happen during it.
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Draco Malfoy kidnaps Cedric Diggory and steals his identity using Polyjuice Potion in his desperate and jealous attempt to compete in the Triwizard Tournament.
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N becomes a pedophile, but not in a way you think.
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- Part 5 of Murder Drone Oneshots
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inheritance by jesuisdeux for winter_sunshine
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebellion Era - All Media Types, Star Wars (Marvel Comics)
14 Mar 2021
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Obi-wan lowers his tea cup. “I do not have any predecessor. There is an error.”
“I do not think so,” the officer turns over a page and gestures a line. “Count Dooku of Serenno.”
Obi-wan thinks that the Force is very merciful for he wasn't drinking tea at the moment of this... atrocious revelation. Otherwise he would be choking right now, this much is presumable.
What a way to go.
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Dooku leaves everything to Obi-wan, a bank clerk finds Obi-wan on Tatooine. It complicates things.(One day, a bureaucrat walks into Master Kenobi's house. He says, Count Dooku bequeathed his asset to you.
That's it, that's the joke.)Series
- Part 1 of Dooku bequeaths Obi-Wan everything™
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Between ritual murders and a growing collection of possessed dolls, Park Jimin awakens old, painful memories in Jeon Jungkook that seem bound only by the lips of his former lover.
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Maldita sea tuve miedo. Quizá debí dejar esto para octubre, pero no, justo faltando días para semana santa. Es increíble lo bien que escribe, estoy tan enamorada. Mi deseo es escribir tan bien como ella. Estoy totalmente loca porque mi amor por los rituales las sectas y los amantes me tienen despierta toda la noche
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Dark romance 🩸
Jm es líder de un culto
Jk es criminalista
Cosas paranormales, ligados a la magia negra
Jm es un poco raro
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Jimin sat down slowly next to him. The Hanbok slipped off his shoulders. Jungkook was not looking, and yet he saw it.
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Kind Regards by aerionology
Fandoms: A knight of the Seven Kingdoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
31 Jan 2026
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“What are you still doing here? Go get me a coffee.”
“Sir,” Duncan said, “I’m not— I don't work here.”
The man’s mouth twitched. “Are you too stupid to manage coffee? Or would you prefer I give the job to someone else?”
In hindsight, Duncan should have known getting that job had been far too easy.
Or, the one where Aerion torments Duncan.
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Hemingway's Nightmare by gefug (ungefug) for Lamzi
Fandoms: For Sale: Baby Shoes Never Worn - Anonymous
24 Dec 2025
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A selection of item listings for baby shoes (and more) on a platform you might know.
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Rumi's mind gets impulsive when she panics, the fans love to see it.
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[Reposting; originally written in 2003.]
Everyone wants Frodo and Legolas. The only place they can run is to each other.
Alternate summary: Frodo and Legolas break up the Fellowship through their devastating prettiness. Featuring a special appearance by the Elven underpants leaf!
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frodo x legolas and the entire fellowship is obsessed with them (in a bad way)
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A Bella who never lived in Forks long enough to meet Edward thinks she will get a normal human college experience. Sadly, her eccentric and beautiful roommate has wild fantasies of meeting some ancient gods.
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The 100.000 years old dinosaur Scott Hunter knows everything by Galaxia_Infinita
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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Scott Hunter had a normal hockey player life. Well… pretty normal for a gay guy. Until that day in February 2011. Because that day, in the room next door to Rozanov’s, Scott discovered the biggest secret in the National Hockey League:
Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander were secretly fucking each other.
And that changed everything.
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The development of Ilya and Shane's relationship through Scott Hunter’s eyes, according to the TV show timeline.
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Caryn Pines invites Ford to Thanksgiving. She also invites his boyfriend. And his twin brother. And his best friend from college, who may or may not be involved with said brother.
This dinner is going to be delightful.
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Lisa is burned at the stake in 1464, torn from her husband and their eight year old son. A year after the tragedy, a young Trevor Belmont finds himself and a Speaker girl at the heart of an absurd Speaker tale. After all, how are a group of nine years olds supposed to defeat Dracula?
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Hyuuga Hinata is three years old when Kumo-nin kidnap and immediately kill her. She returns, but not quite as herself.
Not-Hinata is everything Hinata isn’t; she’s abrasive, blunt, and confident. She deals with her problems swiftly and mercilessly, with only three exceptions. The first being the political struggle between the main family and the branch family of her clan. The second, the persistent looming cosmic threat of chakra permeating every aspect of this world (which no one else finds concerning). And the third, a boy her age with the lofty dream of becoming Hokage.
Hyuuga Hinata would much rather face political turmoil and lovecraftian horrors than Uzumaki Naruto. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have much of a choice.
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- Part 1 of Incomprehensible Universe
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If there is any principle Fanny believes in with all her heart, it is that her brilliant, bossy big sister is meant to be here, with her, on this Earth, for as long as possible.
In which Lady Fanny Fox is going to rescue Dr. Dawkins and save her sister if it's the last thing she does. If Dr. Rainsford Sneed wants to come along for the ride (begrudgingly, complaining the whole time), that's his problem.
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oh this is quite lovely
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In which Bruce forgets a few key facts, and Clark has to go along with it.
Or, the Bruce-Has-Amnesia Fic we've all been wishing for.
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Some overlords take their jobs seriously. Others… find creative ways to survive two-hour meetings...
Alastor has developed a strange pattern during the weekly overlord meetings—disappearing without explanation. Vox is determined to find out why… and what he discovers is anything but ordinary... Perhaps some odd friendships can still be restored… absurdly. -
Virtual Insanity by Anonymous
Fandoms: Garry's Mod, Multi-Fandom, 碧蓝航线 | Azur Lane (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), Limbus Company (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls, Helluva Boss (Web Series), 少女前线 | Girls' Frontline (Video Game), Goblin Slayer (Manga), Goblin Slayer (Anime), Goblin Slayer - Kagyu Kumo, South Park, Dangan Ronpa Series, 战双帕弥什 | Punishing: Gray Raven, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), Snowbreak: Containment Zone (Video Game), BioShock Infinite, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Xenoblade Chronicles Series (Video Games), Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Video Game), 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game), Team Fortress 2, 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game), 鸣潮 | Wuthering Waves (Video Game), Fairy Tail, Hololive (Virtual Streamers), Blue Archive (Video Game), Vocaloid, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Akame ga Kill! (Anime & Manga), Chainsaw Man (Manga), Regular Show (Cartoon), Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game), Senjou no Valkyria | Valkyria Chronicles, 86-エイティシックス- - 安里 アサト | 86 - Asato Asato, Half-Life (Video Games), Code Geass, 小林さんちのメイドラゴン | Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon | Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, マブラヴ | Muv-Luv, Smiling Friends (Cartoon 2020), Toaru Kagaku no Railgun | A Certain Scientific Railgun, 艦隊これくしょん | Kantai Collection, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Lycoris Recoil (Anime)
14 Feb 2026
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Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories.
The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient.
They have no idea they're in a video game.
To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling, terminally online bosses are extreme weirdos. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense.- Language:
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