Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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In which Karkat cannot comprehend why Dave is hiding the bathroom if the murderclown isn't the issue. But he is hiding, and he's not saying why. This means that, of course, the reason has got to be something that proves Strider is completely the opposite of cool.
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- Part 1 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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Jade has been bugging you for months to teach her how to play the piano. You finally agreed but she's terrible and you're a terrible brother because you even made her cry. It works out okay for you both though, so that's nice.
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- Part 2 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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Because of the conditional immortality, it's almost a game seeing how many times you can kill Strider. Unfortunately, it's not Dave you kill this time, but it's hilarious anyway.
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- Part 3 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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Karkat still can't wrap his head around the subtle nuances of Human English. What's the difference between brother, bro, and Bro, and should he even care?
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- Part 4 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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After hanging out in Dave's block for days on end, you're both starting to think that you've let things get too quiet for the others. The construction of a new empire, housed in the largest fort either of you have ever built, seems just about the most annoying way to kill some time. It's not really killing time if you get to call it a human date with Dave though, not really.
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- Part 5 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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Terezi wants to hear about the single coolest moment of your life. Dave Strider does not have one moment, his entire life has been an aura of cool. She settles for three stories, but her reaction is pretty much the opposite of what you'd hoped for.
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- Part 6 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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You have successfully built up a town of your own and it has become the most successful town this side of the Scratch that the humans always talk about. Your town has become the model of democracy with each and every citizen voting for you to continue your work as mayor into a second term.
In which The Mayor spends time with the Bard in Can Town. Well, the Bard isn't in Can Town long before he's thrown in prison but Can Town is working on an excellent rehabilitation program.
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- Part 7 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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You’re actually starting to feel like your moirallegiance with Gamzee is functional. Too bad Strider’s brain still isn’t.
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- Part 8 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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In which Kanaya and Rose force Dave and Karkat to finally get of their asses and do some laundry, because teenage boys are exactly the same on Alternia as they are on Earth. Somewhere between Terezi tagging along, the Mayor swiping Mt. Dave's Dirty Underwear off a table, and Kanaya taking serious offense to Dave calling her mom, some laundry was probably done.
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- Part 9 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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You got better, but that's completely beside the point.
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- Part 10 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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Paintball scenes are always one hundred percent awesome. That is, until the trolls point out that it's probably the most depraved thing they've ever witnessed.
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- Part 11 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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Ancient Strider Tradition dictates that the solution to any and all emergencies is a box of poptarts, no matter where or when you are in paradox space. Rose, of course, figures there's a deeper cause to your recent onslaught of nightmares and the worst part is, she's not entirely wrong.
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- Part 12 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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DAVE: bullshit rez he cant even do a backflip
KARKAT: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO WITH MY LIMBS.And there it is, you think with a smile, you've once again sown the seeds for a wake cycle full of entertainment.
It's become a game, goading Dave and Karkat into strifes with each other for the entertainment value. Until, that is, one particular fight ends with everyone dragged into a dream bubble while Karkat's still bleeding.
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- Part 13 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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In which John Egbert celebrates his fourteenth birthday by upsetting his sister, upsetting his nanna, and generally being as tactless as he is on any other day of the year. Pranks abound but everything works out well in the end.
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- Part 14 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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CGC: 4S YOU KNOW, D4V3 H4S R3FUS3D TO 4TT3ND THREE M34LS 1N 4 ROW
CGC: 4ND TH4T TH3 PUN1SHM3NT FOR TH1S K1ND OF 1NSUBORD1N4T1ON 1S TO B3 H4NG3D BY TH3 THRO4T UNT1L H3 1S D34D
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CGC: 4NYW4Y
CGC: YOU'R3 4LL 1NV1T3D TO COM3 4ND W4TCH!
PAST tentacleTherapist [PTT] TWO HOURS AGO replied to memo.
PTT: Are you actually going to go through with this, Terezi?
CGC: Y34H, H3'LL G3T B3TTERSeries
- Part 15 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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"WH4T 1S 1T TH4T YOU H4V3 JOURN3Y3D 4LL TH3 W4Y FROM TH3 RUMPUSBLOCK COLON13S TO SP34K W1TH M3 ABOUT COMM1S1OM3DDL3R M4RY4M?"
"You Need To Stop Flipping Black On Your Matesprit"Finding someone to fill painfully vacant quadrants with gets even more complicated when there's only five and a half members of your species left alive.
In which Kanaya and Terezi have a long talk about the latter's recent treatment of Dave (including but not limited to his recent untimely and unnecessary, albeit temporary, demises) and about growing up, and wind up contemplating just about every remotely plausible relationship opportunity for either of them in the process. A lot more serious than this makes it sound.
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- Part 16 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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It's been a few weeks since you last saw Gamzee, and you feel like a terrible moirail. He can't be that hard to find.
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- Part 17 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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By a year and a half into the journey, Dave and Karkat’s useless squabbling has become a spectator sport among the girls, because frankly there’s not much else to do. Add a six pack of cider and this wake cycle might actually be entertaining.
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- Part 18 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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You've dropped your prong from your head but you can still feel claws scraping lightly over your head.
You are fairly certain that the last time you checked, you only had two prongs. You double check, holding them up in front of your face. Two prongs, ten fingers.
The claws dip down below your hairline and settle around the back of your neck. They scrape and scratch, an idle threat to suggest you stay exactly where you are. When you speak your moirails' name, the hand grips more tightly and the claws dig in, threatening to break the skin.
Things only get worse.
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- Part 19 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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Terezi's disappearing more and more often, Karkat can't handle any more of Dave's constant but unintentional pale flirting, and Kanaya is certain that she's right and Rose is wrong. Just another average afternoon on the meteor.
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- Part 20 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
