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Anonymous asked:
imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terrorridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the nethockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
#this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebrasor,
Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.Series
- Part 2 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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Hi Mr. Hayden,
We’re pretty sure you’ve never noticed, so you might find this funny. Over the years, a few of us have been piecing together the Rozanov-Hollander saga from your fanmails.
In mine, Ilya Rozanov was chatting in Russian in the background saying some very colorful things about someone's something.
For a second, I actually wondered if he was your secret lover. But at this point, aren’t we all just second-guessing?
or: Hayden Pike finally realizes he never actually double-checked any of his videos
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- Part 1 of felt cute, might delete
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Jimin looked incredulous. His pretty eyes blinked rapidly, body puffing up in disbelief. “It’s one in the goddamn morning.”
Jungkook only cocked his head indulgently. Slid his hand into the pocket of his hoodie and tried not to sway closer. No doubt this neighbour of his would call the police on him.
“Yeah,” he said simply.
“That means I wasn’t asleep early,” his beautiful neighbour deadpanned. “It’s after midnight. A time where most people usually retire for bed. You know, in case that wasn’t clear enough.”
Retire for bed. God, Jimin was such an old man. Who even said that anymore?
Jungkook—very inappropriately—wanted to bite him.
If Jeon Jungkook’s life were a comedy, it would be the kind of sitcom built entirely around his spectacularly bad luck. If it were a horror movie, it would focus on the psychological damage inflicted by his villainous friends. And if it were a romantic comedy—where he repeatedly humiliates himself yet somehow still gets the guy in the end—
Well. That’s where Park Jimin comes in.
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it's too close for comfort by theoneiam2277
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Nov 2025
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The doorbell rings just as Shane is finishing brushing his teeth – the first thing they rose to do, because he wants to kiss Ilya good morning – and he and Ilya exchange a confused look in the bathroom mirror. It's barely dawn, and Ilya's curls are adorably tousled from sleep as he scratches his ribs lazily, toothbrush dangling from the corner of his mouth.
Shane hesitates, then rinses his toothpaste out and runs a hand through his hair. "Fuck, it's probably anti-doping."
No one else would be here at this hour – unless it's an emergency.
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A whump fanfiction series that is actually, secretly, a fix-it.
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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"You're supposed to smoke over there." Someone said from behind Ilya.
Ilya almost dropped his cigarette. His English was shitty, but he had studied that sentence enough times over the years to understand it immediately. He didn't even think about his words much anymore, but it was impossible to avoid them.
He turned instinctively, and was face to face with Shane fucking Hollander.
Out of almost seven billion people, of course Ilya's soulmate had to be his fated rival. It was almost poetic. Still, Ilya had enough sense to realize just how bad this was.
or, Shane says Ilya's soulmate words. Ilya vows to never speak a word to him to keep him from finding out. They fall in love anyway.
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still the best (still an asshole) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Dec 2025
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Four times Ilya Rozanov reminded everyone exactly who the fuck they were dealing with (spoiler: still an asshole, still elite, still not going anywhere), and one time he didn’t have to be anything except soft.
Or being out didn’t make him nicer. Being married didn’t make him softer. Being older didn’t make him weaker. And being a father? Well. That’t when things get complicated.
(He’s really good at that last part. Don’t tell anyone.)
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Fanning the Flames by cjr2
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Dec 2025
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The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.
Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)
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I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Dec 2025
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Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”
“Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.
“No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”
“Go fuck yourself.”
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Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.
And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?
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- Part 1 of Competition is Better With a Friend
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Our Captain, Their Problem by Bruja_oscura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Dec 2025
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Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.
It's a very normal day for the Montreal Canadiens.
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hollanov 5+1 by londonfoglatte (nimbus2003)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 Jan 2026
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You Have (81) Unread Messages by subcorax
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Dec 2025
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Or: the WAG Ilya thing.
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“So,” Jihoon started. “Anything you want to share with me, Jungkook-ah?” he asked, his voice sounding suspiciously even.
“I... may have met my soulmates,” Jungkook hedged, looking anywhere but at his best friend.
“And?” Jihoon pressed, not taking his eyes off the dish in front of him.
“And they’re really nice?” Jungkook replied, feeling the heat extend further down his neck at the weak admission.
Jihoon glanced over at him and shot him an unimpressed look. “I was under the impression we didn’t like your soulmates,” he deadpanned, glancing down at the cheerful writing on Jungkook’s hand again.
Jungkook sighed and leaned fully against the counter, “Me too.”
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Jungkook thinks his soulmates don't want him. His soulmates wholeheartedly disagree with that assumption.
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Yoongi's Guide to Adventuring (with annotations and illustrations (dick graffiti) from Jeon Jungkook) by MissCeeEmBee for YouAreMe_IAmYou
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
17 Dec 2025
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Jeon Jungkook has a big sword and nothing to use it on (even though he would be awesome at slaying dragons). Washing dishes in the back of his brother's inn, Jungkook itches for the chance to have his own epic adventure. But his overprotective hyungs (who have long since retired and are obsessed with countertops) won't let him step foot on the road to the legendary wizard's tower until he finds someone to go with him.
"Ideally, someone who doesn't want to kill or maim you," Yoongi drawled. "Which, considering your personality, might be tough."
But a mysterious stranger in the back of the tavern might be Jungkook's ticket to adventure, treasure, and romance (Jungkook really hopes it's romance).
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(Or, how the Doctor and the Master finally stopped courting and got married, to the relief of most of the known galaxy and the confusion of the humans in attendance.)
Some would have said that it was a little elaborate and over-the-top, even for Time Lords. But the Master would have responded that the two of them had never been like anyone else, and even if (traditionally speaking) a small continent or a minor threatening would have been quite enough for Society, the Master was just that kind of thoughtful, devoted suitor who went above and beyond.
And besides, the Master would tell these would-be detractors, the Doctor certainly wasn’t telling him to stop.
Now with Chinese translation here!
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death; Charlotte_Stant
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honey, oh honey by cutiesexysaucie for valkyrievixen
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Dec 2024
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"They can edit it out."
Jimin laughs. "They're hardly going to have any footage if we keep saying that."
or;
Bite-sized snapshots inspired by the cozy mornings (and steamy nights) of Are You Sure?!
Türkçe translation here!
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knee-deep by cutiesexysaucie for thisneedsmorefilth, mi_ranJ
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Dec 2025
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“You want to carry me?”
“Yes.”
“Down the mountain.”
“Yep.”
“There’s a meter of snow on the ground!”
“Glad we’re on the same page,” Jungkook snips. He offers his back again. “Now get on, before it’s too late.”
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Jimin’s solo winter retreat is ruined when his parents invite themselves and bring along their lifelong neighbors, the Jeons—including their youngest son.
Now Jimin’s snowed in with the boy next door, knee-deep in feelings he thought he buried years ago.
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Growing up with fangs is harder than it looks - harder still when you aren't allowed to show them to anyone. Luckily Taehyung doesn't mind much that Jimin is a little different. He likes him anyway.
And Jimin loves Taehyung.
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