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Anonymous asked:
imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terrorridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the nethockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
#this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebrasor,
Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.Series
- Part 2 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
Bookmarked by LookingUpAtTheSky
16 Feb 2026
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the milano cortina incident; makemegentle
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Hi Mr. Hayden,
We’re pretty sure you’ve never noticed, so you might find this funny. Over the years, a few of us have been piecing together the Rozanov-Hollander saga from your fanmails.
In mine, Ilya Rozanov was chatting in Russian in the background saying some very colorful things about someone's something.
For a second, I actually wondered if he was your secret lover. But at this point, aren’t we all just second-guessing?
or: Hayden Pike finally realizes he never actually double-checked any of his videos
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- Part 1 of felt cute, might delete
Bookmarked by LookingUpAtTheSky
16 Feb 2026
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Cheer Up, Hayden Pike!; bestbeforeapril
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Jimin looked incredulous. His pretty eyes blinked rapidly, body puffing up in disbelief. “It’s one in the goddamn morning.”
Jungkook only cocked his head indulgently. Slid his hand into the pocket of his hoodie and tried not to sway closer. No doubt this neighbour of his would call the police on him.
“Yeah,” he said simply.
“That means I wasn’t asleep early,” his beautiful neighbour deadpanned. “It’s after midnight. A time where most people usually retire for bed. You know, in case that wasn’t clear enough.”
Retire for bed. God, Jimin was such an old man. Who even said that anymore?
Jungkook—very inappropriately—wanted to bite him.
If Jeon Jungkook’s life were a comedy, it would be the kind of sitcom built entirely around his spectacularly bad luck. If it were a horror movie, it would focus on the psychological damage inflicted by his villainous friends. And if it were a romantic comedy—where he repeatedly humiliates himself yet somehow still gets the guy in the end—
Well. That’s where Park Jimin comes in.
Bookmarked by LookingUpAtTheSky
03 Feb 2026
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broken compass; bonkodiosa
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it's too close for comfort by theoneiam2277
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Nov 2025
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The doorbell rings just as Shane is finishing brushing his teeth – the first thing they rose to do, because he wants to kiss Ilya good morning – and he and Ilya exchange a confused look in the bathroom mirror. It's barely dawn, and Ilya's curls are adorably tousled from sleep as he scratches his ribs lazily, toothbrush dangling from the corner of his mouth.
Shane hesitates, then rinses his toothpaste out and runs a hand through his hair. "Fuck, it's probably anti-doping."
No one else would be here at this hour – unless it's an emergency.
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26 Jan 2026
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it's too close for comfort; theoneiam2277
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A whump fanfiction series that is actually, secretly, a fix-it.
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26 Jan 2026
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