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Sasuke is getting. Really. Annoyed. They were due to have trained about 2 hours ago. Kakashi showed up an hour ago, which is a record for him. According to Sensei, everything was ready for the training session and there was no reason they shouldn’t be able to start. Except The Blonde Idiot has yet to show up for training.
Sakura was pacing around in frustration because, “Where. The. Fuck. Is. That. Blonde. Idiot,” Sasuke himself was getting angry, venting out his grievances.
“Maa, maa, let’s wait a little longer, my darling genins, but if he doesn’t show up within the next hour, we are getting started without him.” Kakashi-Sensei eye smiled as a tick grew on his forehead, voice too peppy.
It was nearing 3 hours of the Team Seven waiting on Naruto to show up when he could hear singing? In the distance. All three of them look around to see where the noise was coming from but couldn’t spot anyone within the training grounds. The line was repeating itself. There were fiddles? Violins? playing. Off in the distance, they could see Naruto appear wearing a cowboy costume? what the fuck? What the hell has he got on his shoulder? Why is he dancing? Is that him singing? Is he heading towards us?
“Fuck this shit, I’m out.” is all Sasuke says as he walks away, shaking his head when Sakura’s body shakes with suppressed laughter, rage abruptly forgotten.
“S-Sasuke, wait, you gotta train with us. You can’t, you can’t just leave.” Sakura wheezed out, trying to stop herself from laughing. Meanwhile, Kakashi is just looking at Naruto as if he grew a second head.
“SA-SU-KE. DON’T LEAVE!!” was the only warning that was called out before one Uzumaki Naruto started barrelling towards him. It was utterly terrifying. He ran away, screaming in terror. Sakura tried to tame them, but her constant laughter made it difficult for her to be taken seriously. Some say the experience still gives him nightmares.
Omake
“What the fuck is my life? What have I done to deserve this?” Kakashi weeps over a cup of sake. The other Jounin who had gathered in the bar looking at him in different stages of disbelief. Just how bad were these kids if it had the strongest Jounin in all of Konohagakure sobbing openly in a bar? Well, minus Anko. She was just cackling at Kakashi’s misfortune.