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When you decide to save the world but can't reach the kitchen sink by JKblue
Fandoms: Naruto
12 May 2025
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Sasuke wakes up in a teeny tiny body ...and proceeds to make it everyone else's problem.
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27 Feb 2026
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Hatake Kakashi doesn't like being ambushed. He especially doesn't enjoy being ambushed by his teammate's rant about how awful her first sexual experience was. Because until today, he hadn't really allowed himself to realize that Sakura was 22. And now he is forced to listen to phrases like "stupid wet squelch sound like overcooked pasta" while Sakura flails. He considers lying in a lake face down. That would be preferable to the unholy door that she opened.
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26 Feb 2026
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The Fourth Shinobi War was a fucking shitshow. Naruto doesn't know how to fix it, Sasuke doesn't know where he belongs, and Sakura can't seem to keep her boys together anymore. Naruto and Kurama devise a plan to hurdle Team 7 back in time, only Naruto fucks it up. Instead of being separate entities to themselves, they're 12 again, Kakashi's MIA, and with a chalk-loaded eraser in hand, Naruto's doing mental gymnastics to piece shit together.
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26 Feb 2026
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Kanda Kyoichi transmigrated to Konoha and became a temporary instructor at the Ninja Academy. Fortunately, he awakened the Mentor System.
By teaching others, he could earn rewards.Thus began Kyoichi’s career as a "teacher" in the ninja world.
Shisui: “Sensei’s unique interpretation of the Will of Fire has given the Uchiha Clan a true sense of direction!”
Asuma: “The essence of the jade lies in protecting the people, with the advanced leading the way for the less experienced. Only then can Konoha become stronger!”
Kakashi: “He’s my life mentor. He transformed Konoha!”
...Years later, in the memoirs of Kyoichi, now the Hokage, he wrote:
“I honestly just wanted to be a life mentor!” -
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When Sasuke met his team, he was sure they were going to make his life miserable. A few hours in, he discovered he was right. By trying to be a normal shinobi in a crazy world, Sasuke must navigate through life while trying to stay sane. Or, as sane as any homicidal twelve year old can be.
Canon villans. Slight Out Of Character-ness.
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22 Feb 2026