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You shake your head, hand the camera back to him. Traffic moves approximately four feet and you tap your brakes. “I like the ones from the bridge the best,” you tell him. “Even though walking onto a bridge by the highway might be one of the dumbest fucking things I’ve ever heard.”
Dave laughs a little and for some reason it makes your chest squeeze. “I’ve done dumber shit,” he admits.
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Dave convinces you to pretend to be his boyfriend for free movie tickets, and it goes about as well as you expect.
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Your lips are loose on the last night of your life.
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Dave and Karkat are hungry after one of Karkat’s writing lessons, and Karkat refuses to eat any more fast food. Solution? Well, there’s some old cake mix in the pantry.
(Edited September 2020 to make it less garbage)
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It's 1956, and Speedy's Diner is the place to be in town. The greasers head inside for shakes and colas, and Dave meets the charming new counter attendant - and, naturally, he accidentally takes him on a date.
Glossary of slang terms is in end notes.
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He jams his big ugly headphones over your ears and presses a button softly on his tableturns or whatever the fuck and you are suddenly immersed in a rhythm that reminds you of both a heartbeat and the ocean, rolling and making it feel like you can’t breathe quite right. You hear something sharp and snapping like beads landing on a metal table and you wonder what he alchemized to accomplish that.
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Rose closes the passenger side door and immediately turns to you. "You know, Dave, there are better ways to get a crush's attention than vandalizing his property."
Dave takes up a new hobby and somehow accidentally targets Karkat, much to both their dismay.
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The Customer is Always Shit by mintboy (orphan_account) for KittyMotor
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Aug 2018
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Karkat works customer service at IKEA, and some asshole has been sleeping in the display beds all week. Shit ensues, as always.
For my boyfriend.
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Encounters with Karkat and Dave. Three encounters, to be specific.
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Karkat paints Dave's nails.
"How about this one?" You hold up a bottle of painfully bright yellow polish, grinning at him. "Maybe with some red and blue. Sollux'd love it. "
"Sollux doesn't give a shit about what my claws look like, and you know it." He rolls his eyes, tossing the paper towel he's been working on his nails with down and leaning over to take the bottle out of your hand. "How about this—I paint mine this color, and you let me do yours?"
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Valentine's Day through the three years on the meteor.
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How the hell did Dave Strider get the only other 100% in your AP Biology class? Out of all of the people in this class, no, in the world, he's your rival?
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In retrospect, getting Karkat wildly high when he was only running on a few hours of sleep may not have been your best idea.
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You’ve been trading memes with an international pop sensation, and your drunk ass had no idea.
Classic.
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- Part 1 of Popstar AU
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Fatalistic Humor, or, Jokes to Make Post-Mortem by IntelligentAirhead (Dragonomatopoeia), obstinateRixatrix
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Jul 2017
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‘Head over heels’ is an appropriate turn of phrase because falling in love is exactly like throwing yourself down an endless staircase of inconvenient emotion.
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- Part 3 of F(A)
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Xianle Immortals by Tyelperintal
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jul 2021
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Black hockey skates with white laces appear in front of him, and when Mu Qing looks up, he finds a gloved hand reaching towards him, offering to help him up.
Mu Qing takes the offered hand, struggling to sit up on bruised knees before he gingerly picks himself up and balances on the blades of his comparatively delicate figure skates.
“What,” he hisses as he reaches down to dust off the front of his leggings, “is your fucking problem? Did someone hit you in the head? Are you stupid?”
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Mu Qing is training for a figure skating competition. Feng Xin is on the local hockey team, and keeps getting in his way.
Russian translation available here!
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The Cuddling Curse by thekeyholder
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Oct 2025
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Every night, Mu Qing teleports into Feng Xin's bed while they're asleep. Mu Qing wants to find the cause of this curse, even though neither he nor Feng Xin mind that much waking up in each other's arms.
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you can never escape your emo kid past by tyziia2 (ClockworkDinosaur)
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Feb 2017
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Your name is Dave Strider and you think to yourself that there's nothing more soul-crushing than the back room in a retail store.
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will you be waiting on the other side? by woofmeow for SouthernRain
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2021
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“There’s a new art exhibit opening tonight.”
Mu Qing rolls his eyes. “Okay, and what about it?” he asks, sipping his tea.
“Your wedding portrait’s one of the main pieces on display.”
Mu Qing chokes and spills hot tea all over himself.
(or, Feng Xin dies. Centuries later, a wedding portrait goes on display at a museum.)
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Davekat Demonstuck Extravaganza by GreyscaleCourtier for theloveliestkindoftrash
Fandoms: Homestuck
25 Dec 2016
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Ever since Kanaya contracted with the thing calling itself Rose, this shithead has been coming by the bookstore every single day to hassle you with ever-stranger book requests.