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If there’s one thing Karkat hates to see during a Saturday night dinner rush, it’s Dave Strider’s ugly mug making its way into his kitchen.
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“Hey, I'm home!" Dave called out, carefully setting down the black case that housed all his mixing supplies before recklessly slinging his ratty messenger bag onto the coat hook beside their front door.
He heard grumbling from the kitchen, and that's when the sweet smell wafting through the apartment hit him.
His feet moved on their own towards the kitchen, and he would’ve kept going if Karkat hadn’t come barreling out, arms outstretched to corral Dave towards his bedroom.
“Nope, absolutely not! Sit in your room until I tell you to come out.”
“But–” Dave tried.
“No!”
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You shake your head, hand the camera back to him. Traffic moves approximately four feet and you tap your brakes. “I like the ones from the bridge the best,” you tell him. “Even though walking onto a bridge by the highway might be one of the dumbest fucking things I’ve ever heard.”
Dave laughs a little and for some reason it makes your chest squeeze. “I’ve done dumber shit,” he admits.
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Dave convinces you to pretend to be his boyfriend for free movie tickets, and it goes about as well as you expect.
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Your lips are loose on the last night of your life.
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Dave and Karkat are hungry after one of Karkat’s writing lessons, and Karkat refuses to eat any more fast food. Solution? Well, there’s some old cake mix in the pantry.
(Edited September 2020 to make it less garbage)
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It's 1956, and Speedy's Diner is the place to be in town. The greasers head inside for shakes and colas, and Dave meets the charming new counter attendant - and, naturally, he accidentally takes him on a date.
Glossary of slang terms is in end notes.

