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    Tiny stories about Patrick and David (but mostly Patrick) being aggressively Canadian.

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  2. Summary

    Carlos and TK can't wait a whole year to start celebrating anniversaries.

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    One story per year of marriage, inspired by the traditional anniversary gifts. The series title is from the Feist song.

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    Fluffy domestic scenes in the same future universe.

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    This is a collection of AU stories where Derek and Laura own a bar called The Loup in New York.

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    We Dem Boyz
    Vaughny added J.J, and unknown number.

    Vaughny: Fellas, I just spoke with the rookie in Ottawa, Boodram, and we realized there is no safe space in the league for minorities for us. I would make a big group chat, but I think the four of us is good enough.
    J.J: Ahhh, shit. Sounds good to me. Welcome to hell – I mean welcome to MHL Boodram!
    Vaughny: No, you were right J.J. Welcome to hell.
    Boodram: 😂😂. Thanks guys. I appreciate it.
    Shane: Yes welcome!
    Shane: Also, what does the name of the chat mean?
    J.J: Ahhh Captaine….

    Or Carter Vaughn creates a group chat with Shane, J.J and Zane and they become each other's support system.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    "You ARE a pervert."

    "Yes, but I am Shane's pervert. Is different."

    "That's not the defense you think it is."

    "And when we—" Ilya stopped himself, grinned. "Is probably too much information, yes?"

    "WAY too much information."

    Ilya delivers a TED Talk titled "Shane Hollander 101" and Hayden is the unwilling audience.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    "You are doing this on purpose," Ilya accused.

    Shane looked up, perfectly innocent. "Doing what on purpose?"

    "The—" Ilya gestured. "This. The—the organizing."

    "The organizing that I do. Every Thursday. Like I have for the entire time we've been together."

    "You know what you're doing."

    Shane's lips twitched. Just barely. But Ilya saw it. "I'm folding a hoodie."

    BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

    Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.

    *now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*

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    Chapters:
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    03 Feb 2026

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    Five times Ilya spends time with Yuna & David Hollander without Shane once he moves to Ottawa & one time when Shane is with them too. Otherwise known as the Hollanders adopt a second son & Ilya learns that he deserves the love from a family that he lost too early.

    5 + 1 Ilya & Hollander Parents

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    03 Feb 2026