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Mandarin Translastion by my friends with WuMingRen!!! love you endlessly!!
https://t.co/iHugDeqvEKSebastian appeared from behind, the cold shower water raining against their bodies. Sebastian snaked his arms around his torso, teasing his thigh around his aching cock. Ominis let out a shivering sigh, hands finding the base with slow, strong strokes.
“Haah..Sebastian…”
Every touch had Ominis’ breath hitching, moaning quietly against the shabby tile of the shower wall. The water was cool, but Sebastian was so warm against him. He could feel Sebastian’s member poking him, begging for attention, but he couldn’t reach it at the moment. He could imagine the specific contours of Sebastian’s slender fingers toying with it as he massaged him up and down. He pressed a thumb to the head, and couldn’t help but arch back against him in pleasure.
“Oh, fuck!” Ominis whispered to himself, biting the inside of his lip so hard he could have drawn blood. Sebastian’s lips were mouthing the shell of his ear, nibbling down his neck as he rode him out to cum.
As if.
Ominis has been daydreaming about his best friend for years, and now it’s to the point he can’t go a day without masturbating to the thought.
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09 Dec 2025
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“Alright, kings,” Naruto says, at a house meeting nominally called for “finances.” “So I slept with...a dude.”
“Was it Sasuke,” Neji asks. He sounds bored.
“What! I mean, uh, no?”
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- Part 2 of have your cake
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15 Aug 2025
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“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
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- Part 1 of have your cake
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15 Aug 2025
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"No one knows they’re gay when they’re twelve, Sasuke.”
“I did.”
Shit.Or, the fic in which Naruto's best friends are both gay and he has a lot to figure out about himself. Vaguely post-699 ish.
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14 Aug 2025
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Newly partnered up, Kakuzu and Hidan don't think much of each other.
Hidan knew Kakuzu had snuffed out all his former partners, but had the pioneer of immortality also done....'this' to them?
(aka Kakuzu's threads have a mind of their own when he's asleep)
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13 Aug 2025
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Being forced into a partnership with someone so unpleasant was pretty much the worst situation imaginable. They hated it. At first. As the two grow more comfortable with one another a bond is formed that soon evolves into something neither could have imagined. Is it just lust, or something more?
Or- how long does it take two psychopaths to realize they're perfect together
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- Part 1 of Unspoken
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12 Aug 2025
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Rewritten : Freight Car by Leaves_of_Autumn
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Mar 2025
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Zemo said he wanted to see how the new Bucky would react to the old words. Bucky thought his reaction would be little more than annoyance, but Zemo has an effect on him, and now he’s reacting to the old words in a way he never could have anticipated.
Or: Bucky’s brain is rewriting all those awful memories associated with those trigger words with new memories of Zemo and, yeah, some of them are getting pretty sexual.
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Takes place after TFATWS. In which Bucky finally realizes how deeply he feels for the Baron. The only question now is - wtf is he going to do about it?
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Freight car: it’s a fitting trigger word, because the realization hits him like one.
The realization that he actually cares deeply for Zemo. That he, in fact, despite all reason, logic, and sanity, loves the bastard.
Sure, he wishes he didn’t have this realization while Zemo was killing people. But at the same time it seems about right.
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- Part 10 of Rewritten
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14 Jun 2025
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walking down a crumbling line by Asher_2179, darthpumpkinspice
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
29 Nov 2021
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“You don’t have to be diplomatic with me, soldat, just truthful.”
EKO Scorpion era Zemo has a chance encounter with the Winter Soldier after a mission in Sokovia gone wrong.
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09 Jun 2025
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i want the teeth that you lost as a child by redskyatmorning
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
23 Aug 2023
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It seems like no inauguration is going to happen next month – the country grows restless, he can tell that the stress of it all is getting to the usually unflappable Mencken in some ways, but Roman himself is detached from all of it. And now, there’s this whole thing with Mencken that he doesn’t want to think about, talk about, but has become the only centre of gravity his life has left.
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16 Jan 2025
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"I'd have someone killed for you,” Mencken pants at him. "I’d start wars for you."
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13 Jan 2025
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Roman is just fucked up enough the repulsion curdles into something more twisted. He wants to lurk at Mencken’s heels, watch him work his blood magic and receive his discriminating affection.
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11 Jan 2025
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After a massive data breach targeting ATN, an anonymous user announces they gained access to a year's worth of confidential information, including chat logs and private pictures exchanged between Roman Roy and president Jeryd Mencken.
It's all downhill from there.
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29 Dec 2024
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It started like this, the three of them get fuckin' shanked in Italy. Throats cut, bleeding out like hogs in a processing plant. Over the second-worst summer of her life, Shiv kept an eye on a troubling new pattern: Roman disappearing with half-baked excuses and coming back with bruises.
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26 Dec 2024
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You Don't Know How Much I Love This by EndlessRain
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Oct 2022
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Dennis was enjoying this way too much for his own good. If he wasn’t careful, his addictive personality would take over and he’d never be able to stop asking Mac for the truth.
Mac and Dennis make a pact to never lie to each other again. Once the truth starts coming out, it's difficult to keep things the way they were.
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- Part 1 of So You'll Tell Me How it Is
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21 Nov 2024
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The heat is out in Dennis and Mac's apartment. Dennis refuses to use a blanket, and Mac refuses to let Dennis freeze. They come to a compromise that makes their weekend much more complicated than Dennis had hoped for.
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19 Nov 2024
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When they break away, Dennis can feel his skin turning red from Mac’s stubble. Dennis’ eyes trace spit-slick lips that utter the stupidest three words Dennis has ever fucking heard: “I’m not gay,” Mac mumbles, half-hard and pressed into Dennis’ thigh.
Dennis feels his spirit try to peel away from his body, to go to that place where he can just let the rage take over. But he breathes in deep through his nose and pulls it back—one, two, three… out, two, three…—not because he’s making progress in therapy, but because this is meaner than punching the shit out of Mac: “Then let me go and we’ll stop.”
Mac’s jaw drops.
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By the power of drugs or something else, Dennis Reynolds from 2023 finds himself face to face with 2007 Mac.
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- Part 1 of 2023x2007
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16 Nov 2024
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hey man, i love you (but no fucking way) by andchaos
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
30 Mar 2018
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Dennis will always come back home to Mac, even when neither of them think so. For better or worse, the same wretched parts of them are magnetized together, and no amount of fighting or running away will change it.
What happens after Dennis leaves.
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13 Nov 2024
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once you get it, you never want to quit by myfavouritesweater
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
30 Jan 2018
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Since Dennis came home last month, they’ve spent practically every day together. Mac hasn’t slept in his own bed for over a week.
They lock eyes in the mirror, and Mac winks.
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Or: The one where Mac and Dennis leave a party early to bang for the first time.
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13 Nov 2024
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you could give an aspirin the headache of its life by oopshidaisy
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
23 Jul 2018
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5 times Mac came out and took it back & 1 time he came out for real
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11 Nov 2024
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if i ruin this (i can live with it) by orphan_account
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
08 Feb 2019
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“Dennis,” Dr. Eddy says, still writing, still smiling. “I want you to take some work home with you from this session.” She finally looks up at him and nods encouragingly. Dennis can’t help the way his eyes roll all the way back into his head.
“Great,” he mutters.
“I want you to track your impulses,” she says. “I want you to track your impulses and I want you to put the intention behind that impulse in one of two categories.”
She stands, goes to her desk. She opens a drawer and pulls out a second notebook. She opens it to the first page and begins to write in it. Then, she comes to Dennis, stops right in front of him and presents the journal to him, still opened.
She’s drawn a table. A question looms at the top of the page: What is my intention with this action? And there are only two columns. One labeled growth and the other: stagnation.
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Dennis decides that there should be a third column: destruction.
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08 Nov 2024