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    Mandarin Translastion by my friends with WuMingRen!!! love you endlessly!!
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    Sebastian appeared from behind, the cold shower water raining against their bodies. Sebastian snaked his arms around his torso, teasing his thigh around his aching cock. Ominis let out a shivering sigh, hands finding the base with slow, strong strokes.

    “Haah..Sebastian…”

    Every touch had Ominis’ breath hitching, moaning quietly against the shabby tile of the shower wall. The water was cool, but Sebastian was so warm against him. He could feel Sebastian’s member poking him, begging for attention, but he couldn’t reach it at the moment. He could imagine the specific contours of Sebastian’s slender fingers toying with it as he massaged him up and down. He pressed a thumb to the head, and couldn’t help but arch back against him in pleasure.

    “Oh, fuck!” Ominis whispered to himself, biting the inside of his lip so hard he could have drawn blood. Sebastian’s lips were mouthing the shell of his ear, nibbling down his neck as he rode him out to cum.

    As if.

    Ominis has been daydreaming about his best friend for years, and now it’s to the point he can’t go a day without masturbating to the thought.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    “Alright, kings,” Naruto says, at a house meeting nominally called for “finances.” “So I slept with...a dude.”

    “Was it Sasuke,” Neji asks. He sounds bored.

    “What! I mean, uh, no?”

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    15 Aug 2025

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    “What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.

    “Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.

    “That’s it? Easy?”

    “What, you want details?”

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    15 Aug 2025

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    "No one knows they’re gay when they’re twelve, Sasuke.”
    “I did.”
    Shit.

    Or, the fic in which Naruto's best friends are both gay and he has a lot to figure out about himself. Vaguely post-699 ish.

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    14 Aug 2025

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    Newly partnered up, Kakuzu and Hidan don't think much of each other.

    Hidan knew Kakuzu had snuffed out all his former partners, but had the pioneer of immortality also done....'this' to them?

     

    (aka Kakuzu's threads have a mind of their own when he's asleep)

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    13 Aug 2025