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    Keeping their relationship a secret wasn’t necessarily easy when they worked at different channels, and it definitely became a little harder once Ilya started working at Shane’s channel, but now that they were co-anchors, it seemed impossible. Shane knew it was only a matter of time before someone on their show team figured them out.

    or, Shane and Ilya work at the same weather channel now, but their relationship is still a secret.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Irritatingly, though, Ilya might be right. Maybe revenge really was the best revenge.

    Especially for Adrian de la Cruz, who Shane had only known before Barrett as a supremely mediocre actor — he’d always preferred the original Crimson Dagger anyway. Now, however, after hurting a guy who Shane sees as something of a little brother, he wants this guy to get his comeuppance.

    “Break up Adrian De La Cruz’s engagement” never makes it to the white board, but if Shane had added anything, it would’ve been that.

     

    or, no one fucks with Shane Hollander's friends.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Shane was gay. That was the entire point of this whole thing. He was a man who loved another man. And he was a man

    He was a professional athlete, nearly six feet tall, just about 200 pounds. But for every single thing about him that he felt like served to qualify him as a man, it was like Ilya had somehow turned the dial up to eleven. 

    And Shane loved it. 

    or, five times that Shane is overwhelmed by his husband's masculinity and one time that Ilya realizes he is not the man of the house. 

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    28 Feb 2026

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    [Tweet] @roz81: I am coming moi malyshi. do not get into any strange white vans in meantime

    [Tweet] @roselandrysmistress: Why does he sound like my mother

    [Tweet] @TroyBbaby: Years of practicing and perfecting

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    or the young Centaurs players have made it a goal in life to stress Ilya and Shane out at all times.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    [Tweet] @roz81: My son has turned into iPad baby. How do I stop this? Somebody give me phone number of Apple. Tell them to destroy iPads

    [Tweet] @HerezPilton: Breaking News! confirmation of multiple illegitimate children from Ilya Rozanov. Go to the link in bio for full article!

    or, Ilya is an online menace much to everyone's dismay

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Ilya shook his head, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye when he finally stopped laughing. “I am not going to hurt you, Hayden. I am very tempted to use this situation against you because it is funny, yes, but Shane would kill me.”

    Hayden swore that he had somehow heard it wrong.

    Shane would kill Ilya? In what universe would Shane Hollander—the same Shane Hollander who nagged at Hayden to stop killing the bugs he found in his house and set them free instead—do any damage to a literal mafia boss? To Ilya Rozanov?

    or: 2 times people were surprised to see shane walking the mafia boss ilya rozanov like a dog, and the 1 time someone knew all along.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    “No. Wait. You're Hayden’s college roommate. You're Elian." Shane replied, more of a statement than a question, because he would be so fucked if it turned out that the other man wasn't Elian.

    “Who the fuck is Hayden?" The man—apparently Ilya—asked.

    Shane looked at the him and shook his head. No. No. This must be another one of Hayden's pranks.

    or: shane accidentally 'kidnaps' mafia boss ilya. chaos ensues.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Shane delivered the Russian greeting flawlessly. “Zhenit'sya.

    The music from a nearby speaker suddenly felt obnoxiously loud in the abrupt silence that followed.

    “Hollander,” a defenseman named Petrov said, “did you just… propose to Rozanov?”

    Shane decides to learn Russian for completely normal reasons, such as pride, spite, and being deeply in love with his boyfriend. Ilya agrees to teach him as a joke.

    This goes about as well as you’d expect.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Leaning over Shane was a man. He had dark hair and was annoyingly handsome, the sort who looked like he’d never struggled with a grammatical case in his life.

    Shane laughed. Ilya turned his head.

    That was his husband. His Shane. His beautifully focused Shane, with the scattered freckles and the adorable way he leaned into a problem. And he was gifting that hard-won laugh to a stranger.

    “I can supervise,” Ilya said suddenly. “Just to ensure everything is… correct.”

    Ilya is happy Shane is learning Russian. He just wasn’t prepared for how it would feel to watch someone else teach him, correct him, and make him laugh.

    Ilya reacts normally. Which is to say: not at all.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.

    Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”

    Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”

    “I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”

    Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”

    “Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”

    Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    AHHHhhHhHhdusjcksks this is SO TENDER
    AND SO FULL OF LOVE
    AND ILYA’S ABSURDITY

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    Here is what everyone thinks of you. It’s exactly what you feared. It might actually be worse.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    “Rozanov, back up.”

    “Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”

    Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”

    “Yes,” Ilya agreed. “Leash.”

    @DownBadInOttawa
    There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.

    @MontrealDefenseSquad
    we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.

    When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.

    Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page and a professional athlete with a marriage kink.

    Translated into Chinese

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    27 Feb 2026

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    i couldn’t stop cackling
    ilya’s audacity and love for shane knows no bounds or limits, it’s so loud i’m pretty sure it’s PHYSICALLY visible from pluto

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    The top tweet read: Rozanov did not win that game. Hollander won it from the bench with VIBES and a JERSEY two sizes too big.

    The side-by-side said it all: Ilya looking derailed by Shane casually adjusting his sleeve.

    Another chimed in: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MARRY YOUR CAPTAIN.

    Ilya gets distracted mid-match because his husband wears his jersey.

    Harris makes a PR decision. The internet makes it worse.

    Featuring: one cursed jersey bet, one tired PR manager, and a fanbase that has decided Shane Hollander controls his husband with eye contact alone.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Ilya turned slightly toward the reporter. “Shane won’t say this, but it’s true. When your captain is calm, you don’t panic. You just… follow him.”

    The reporter blinked. “You’re talking about Shane’s leadership?”

    Ilya’s smile was devastating. “Am talking about my husband.”

    The room sucked in a collective breath. Husband. Said as if they were discussing muffin recipes.

    On the internet: Breaking: Shane Hollander maintains perfect composure while his teammate professes eternal devotion live on air.

    Shane agrees to one post-game interview with Ilya. Ilya is determined to make sure everyone knows how brilliant, beautiful, and perfect his husband is.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Shane learns that wearing his glasses is a surefire way to get his husbands attention. A plan ensues.

    So he employs a strategy.

    It’s logical. It makes sense. He’s been thinking about it for a while now. He knows Ilya likes his glasses. Every single time he puts them on, his husband abandons whatever he’s doing to come kiss him senseless.

    They’re technically just for reading, but… they don’t have to be.

    They can be for other things, Shane decides. If he wants them to be.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Jane
    [1 image]

    Ilya stared at the photo of a tiny, red faced baby. He wasn’t sure why Shane was sending him a photo of a random newborn.

    Lily
    Cute! Whose baby is that?

    Jane
    She’s ours

    Lily
    What?

    Jane
    I had a baby an hour ago

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    Before Ilya and Shane meet at the cottage, Shane very very unexpectedly has a baby. Chaos (and love) ensues.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    hayden's birthday post to shane causes a stir online. ilya doesn't stay silenced

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    24 Feb 2026

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    “I do not want to make you uncomfortable. With how I talk about us. To others. Like . . . reporters. Or how I treat you in front of others, like the guys on the team.”

    Something like understanding settled on Shane’s face now, and it immediately made Ilya’s heart stop racing. “You think I don’t like PDA.”

    “First time I held your hand in public I thought you were going to have a panic attack,” Ilya admitted.

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through five times Ilya initiated PDA (and one time Shane did).

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    23 Feb 2026

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    hollanov’s third 🧚
    @hollanovoodoo

    so….did anyone see the way shane had to be held back on the bench when ilya got hit…i don’t think i’ve ever seen him that mad….

    wanda v
    @hellorhighwater

    montreal’s really done it now i hope they’re scared for their lives

    reagan 𓂀
    @shilya_hollanov

    his face when the refs called double minor….i fear we’re gonna see a shane hollander we’ve NEVER seen before in the last period

    Or, Shane Hollander plays Montreal for the first time since becoming a Centaur. It goes about as well as he expects.

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    23 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i will eat up a protective, raging, bamf shane hollander every time
    🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ THEY HAVE NEVER KNOWN A SHANE HOLLANDER WITHOUT ILYA ROZANOV 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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