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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    “Okay. There are going to be some rules.”

    Harry raises an eyebrow. “Rules.”

    “Yes,” Louis snaps, turning to face him. “Rules. Boundaries. Lines that you will not cross.”

    Harry nods, all faux interest. “Alright, darling. Lay them on me.”

     

    Or arranged marriage AU where they hate each other, but hate can only last so long

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    17 Feb 2026

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    “You really wouldn’t mind if I had sex with someone else?”

    Ilya does mind. Hearing it said back to him, almost makes him flinch, a sudden and brittle sound right next to his ear that he fails to recoil from in time. But he swallows back the bitter truth and replies, “Of course not. If that is what you want.”

    He waits, sitting on his living room couch, phone pressed painfully against his ear, his other hand gripping his knees till his knuckles blanched. He could feel his own heart rattling behind his ribs, pulse rockingloudly. His mind was an echo of alarm, demanding of him: Why isn't Shane saying anything?

    It was the loudest silence he’s ever lived through, until Shane finally said, “Okay.”

    OR: inspired by the fight in TLG where Ilya tells Shane he can sleep with other men. But this time, Shane actually takes the offer.

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    10 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    Draco Malfoy has always wanted children, while Harry always avoids and ignores the subject. His desire to be a father grows when he encounters a large family at the supermarket. All blond. All with the same genes.

    He can't help himself, and asks Harry for a baby. Or maybe, if he can, a few more.

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    09 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    As Head of the Auror Office, Harry Potter has many responsibilities he detests, but none more so than the "Family Heirloom Audit." The decree is simple and years overdue: every Dark Object in Malfoy Manor must be cataloged before being destroyed or returned. Harry accepted the position of Auror because the world demanded it, though his heart always longed for the quiet investigation of magical artifacts.

    What Harry didn't expect was that the most difficult object to investigate would be Draco Malfoy himself, who no longer resembled the boy he remembered from the trials.

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    09 Feb 2026