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“Just don't fuck him,” Husk said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
“Huskie. Kitty Cat. That is not the problem.” Angel flipped over, gripping his hair in his hands. “I don't want to just fuck him, I want to rock his world and make him breakfast in bed. I want to bring him flowers. I want him to smile at me every goddamn day.”
Husk's jaw dropped.
Angel is pretty good at reading people. Which makes it really unfortunate that he can tell that Lucifer has Hell's biggest crush on him.
Especially when the feeling is mutual.
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Hell's Greatest Bachelor by pumpkabae for MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Feb 2026
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For MothballMilkshake's 500 Followers DTIYS/WTIYS!
Marrying Alastor to Lilith was not on Lucifer's list of things to do today. Making himself Hell's most eligible bachelor wasn't either.
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In the aftermath of Vox's failed coup, Lucifer has cooped himself up in his room as his seraphim instincts react to the threat. Unfortunately for Alastor, poking his nose where it doesn't belong has unexpected consequences.
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It's been one year since Lucifer gave the throne of Hell to Alastor, trapping him in its restraints.
Alastor is pissed.
(A Swan Princess Retelling, Because I Swear It's Going To Be Fun.)
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When Michael visits as part of an angelic delegation, Lucifer reacts badly to his cruelty, and Alastor finds himself stepping in.
Things spiral from there.
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Seroroki Week by pumpkabae
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Dec 2018
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Reformed serial killer Alastor de Mon has completely reinvented himself. With a modest career as a pianist in London’s nightclub scene, his main concern is how best to capitalise on his friendship with Lady Morningstar, daughter of the Duke of Pride. But Alastor’s schemes to inveigle himself into upperclass society are thrown into chaos when an unknown man has the audacity to die on their doorstep. Now all the wrong people are asking questions, and the crime puts Alastor on a collision course with his murderous past. Worst of all, the investigation forces him to socialise with Charlie’s father—a man who brings out all of Alastor’s homicidal urges.
Lucifer Morningstar, thirteenth Duke of Pride, had a charmed life as a renowned detective, right up until it all went to hell. Battling depression and other demons, the last thing he needs is a smarmy American chumming up to his daughter—especially not one with such obvious secrets. But with one man dead and the lives of many more threatened, circumstances—and a pair of handcuffs—forces Alastor and Lucifer to investigate the case together.
Can Alastor evade his past before Lucifer’s death wish kills them both? Or will this be his final waltz with death?
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20 Feb 2026
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They're... hidden. They have to be. Even as the nave fills with guests and the music swells from the ornate organ, there's no way Lucifer wants anyone to see how easily his soon-to-be-husband is making his resolve crumble.
He should really stop him...but he knows by now that when Alastor sets his mind on something, it's hard to get him to stop.
A snapshot from the wedding of Lucifer and Alastor- originally written for Sinfully Beloved, A RadioApple nsfw wedding Zine! Featuring some absolutely amazing art from my very own beloved pickled Shux. If you didn't know, we met through Radioapple/Hazbin in 2021 - and have since closed the distance of living in different countries and married 2023!
To be able to be part of a wedding Zine, for the 'rarepair' ship that initally sparked conversations between us, is honestly such a privalage! Massive thanks to the Deerly Beloved team for letting us take part!
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06 Feb 2026
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After crawling from the wreckage of Vox's Heaven-bombarding weapon, Lucifer struggles to escape and lick his wounds away from the prying eyes of...everyone. Unfortunately for him, a certain Radio Demon has other ideas about him trying to do that, and interrupts the attempt. Surely, no one would notice two forgotten old men sneaking away from the chaotic aftermath of a battle, let alone bother them in Alastor's personal space.
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21 Jan 2026
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Lucifer does a lot for Alastor in their relationship. But how long can this keep going before something (or someone) breaks?
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Lucifer is a massive people pleaser and will try and make Alastor happy, even to the detriment of his own well being.
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19 Jan 2026
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In which Lucifer, King of the Muraenidae, attempts to woo Alastor through a series of increasingly concerning and slightly murder-y rituals.
Alternatively: five times Lucifer failed to court Alastor and the time he almost got killed doing so.