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Spencer isn't autistic, but it's a word that keeps coming up again and again throughout his life.
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Spencer Reid and an autism diagnosis: Star-crossed lovers
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The FBI assessor was talking about accomodations. Spencer didn’t understand. Accomodations? Like a ramp? He might have been a bit uncoordinated but he wasn’t that bad.
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“Sorry if this is overstepping, you don’t have to answer, but can I ask when you were diagnosed?”
It took Spencer a moment to realise what she was saying. “Oh,” he replied, a bit thrown. “I’m not autistic.”
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Spencer is sick of people making assumptions about him.
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Reverberations by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
24 Jun 2025
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Red Hood kills the Joker in the most dramatic and self-destructive way possible.
Gotham residents converge like a herd of overprotective bison.
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- Part 10 of Networking
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On The Record by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
31 May 2025
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Bernard and Roy start a TikTok page. Red Hood reads thirst tweets. Nightwing is a troll. Roy gets candid.
Gotham isn't prepared.
(Part of my Networking series which fleshes out a Roy-Bernard-Jason friendship, but can easily be read as a standalone)
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- Part 9 of Networking
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Too Much by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), DCU (Comics)
19 Nov 2024
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Dick gets dosed with a truth serum. Everyone has a miserable time.
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“You know I ignore your calls sometimes?” Dick told them casually.
Tim’s jaw dropped. “You- What?” Jason looked equally stunned.
Dick held a hand in front of his face and picked at his nails. “I ignore your calls. Sometimes it’s just so… UGH. Haha.” He scratched his jaw. “’S’like, no. Not today. Fix your own fucking problems.”
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- Part 2 of The Truth
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The Truth by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
29 Oct 2024
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Prompt: "One of my favourite fic tropes is “drugged and loopy on truth serum”."
Jason gets a face-full of a new type of truth serum. Dick and Tim take the situation very seriously.
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- Part 1 of The Truth
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Don't Look by oldmannapping
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman (Comics)
14 Oct 2024
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“Jay…” Roy’s brain stuttered, trying to comprehend it.
“Don’t look,” ordered Jason. The lenses in his domino were flipped up, so Roy could see the streaks of gold within the bluegreen of Jason’s eyes. “Don’t look. Okay? Just look at me.”
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Puberty, Time-Travel, and Other Unavoidable Nuisances by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman - All Media Types
01 Oct 2024
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A teenaged Jason Todd who never stole the Batmobile's tires gets teleported into Gotham. He's homeless, hungry, and really pissed off.
The Batfam sees this angry broken boy trying to stab them, and collectively agrees that he must be protected at all costs.
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Jason swallowed down a shiver as he took in Batman’s huge frame, stern expression, and… cape. “You look like an asshole,” he said flatly, crossing his arms over his chest.
“Constructive feedback only,” intoned the giant man, looming over Jason. Jason raised his chin and glared.
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Tim knew Jason was a lot of things, but he didn’t expect homophobic to be one of them.
Featuring coming out, misunderstandings, and brotherhood.
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Mommy Issues by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
21 Jul 2024
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Catherine Todd and Roy Harper have a lot in common. Who's going to tell Jason?
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Red Hood was ruthless, bulletproof, skilled and-
NOT PREPARED for Tim fucking Drake to shatter his whole life with a flippant comment.
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It takes Bruce an embarrassingly long time to realise that none of his children can swim.
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Rescue breaths by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), DCU (Comics)
25 Jun 2024
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Arsenal's trapped under a building. Red Hood's not panicking, he's just concussed.
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“How’s Hood?” Oracle asked Red Robin.
“Probable concussion, refusing medical treatment, attempting rescue excavation with his bare hands.”
Oracle was too professional to sigh, but her tone was registered her disapproval even through the filters. “Of course he is.” She was about to say something else, but Hood’s shout cut her off.
“Here! I need a medic over here!”
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It’s a tale as old as time. Batfamily meets warlock, warlock fumbles a spell, warlock disappears in a cloud of smoke, Batfamily realises they’re body-swapped…
You know. That old classic.
Or: This is a body-swap fic with only the awkwardness. None of the bonding. Just the weird uncomfortable parts. Okay maybe a little of the bonding.
Tim-Steph, Dick-Jason bodyswap. No pairings except past Tim/Steph.
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Olive Branches by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
30 Apr 2024
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Once again, everyone in the Batfamily has appalling boundaries and it's probably not going to change, especially overnight. But Tim and Roy are trying.
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“You all need so much therapy,” moaned Bernard into his blanket.
“Probably,” conceded Jason. “Dinah’s a shrink, I think. Or counsellor. Something like that. Black Canary. Maybe she could do some sessions.”
“You can’t get therapy from a family friend,” said Bernard in a muffled voice. These people were infuriating. “Maybe she could recommend someone but it’s not appropriate to be treated by someone from your personal life. That’s like going to see a doctor who’s also your friend.”
Jason gave him a blank stare. “What do you mean.”
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- Part 8 of Networking
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The Mouths Of Babes by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
29 Apr 2024
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Tim's love language is gross invasions of privacy. Bernard knew that. So why was he so surprised when Tim (and Roy) violated his boundaries?
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“If you’re here to try to get me to forgive them,” said Bernard, muffled by his blanket. “you’re probably at least, like, five days too early.”
Jason held up his hands, beer and all. “Hey, I’m not passing notes for anyone. They made their bed. What they did was fucked up.”
Bernard peeked at Jason. “That’s your best friend and your brother.”
“Yeah, so I know ‘em well enough to know what giant assholes they can be.”
Bernard blinked. “Did you come here to comfort me?” he realised.
Jason shrugged. “I figured you could use a beer. Plus, if they try to sneak up the side of the building and install cameras, I can shoot at ‘em.”
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- Part 7 of Networking
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Undercover by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
16 Apr 2024
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Tim and Roy go undercover at a gay bar and manage to not fall in love. Roy and Jason have conflict. Bernard welcomes many large vigilantes into his tiny living room, and also his heart.
Next in the Networking series, which centres around Bernard's developing friendship with Jason and Roy.
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- Part 6 of Networking
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The Business Card by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
13 Apr 2024
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When you're under the Red Hood's protection, he gives you a personalised business card. The number on the card goes straight to Hood, or one of his more trusted goons.
Bernard Dowd's abductors do not know about The Red Hood Business Card. It doesn't work out well for them.
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- Part 5 of Networking
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The Lecture by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
01 Apr 2024
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Bernard gives Tim, Jason, and Roy a very impassioned speech about the importance of quality disguises.
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“Tim, you and I have had this conversation before,” said Bernard. “You know I respect what you do so much, but it’s physically painful to watch you and your family run around acting like a little sex dungeon mask is all it takes to maintain a secret identity.”
Roy grabbed Tim’s arm. “I love him,” he told Tim quietly. “If you don’t marry him, I will.”
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- Part 4 of Networking
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Coffee Conversation by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
31 Mar 2024
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Bernard isn't expecting the Red freaking Hood to turn up on his doorstep with pastries, but that's what happens.
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“Kid, seriously, you shouldn’t let me into your house. You shouldn’t accept food from me. I’m bad fucking news. You’ll get eaten alive if you keep being this trusting.”
Bernard spoke around a mouthful of pastry. “Are these poisoned?”
“What? No!”
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- Part 3 of Networking
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On Call by oldmannapping
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman (Comics)
29 Mar 2024
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Bernard makes some unexpected connections. Sequel to 'Networking' but can be read as a standalone.
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“Bear? What’s wrong?” Tim’s sleepy voice greeted him after only two rings. His boyfriend was the best.
Keeping his “quiet on set” hand raised in Hood’s face, Bernard spoke. “Hey Tim, so sorry about this. Everything’s fine, everyone’s okay, but I need you to organise for transport to whatever the medical wing of the Batcave is. Can you guys do surgery there?”
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- Part 2 of Networking