Gifts for offthemap
List of Gifts
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Ribbed: For Her Pleasure by Jelly_Roll for offthemap
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Oct 2025
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Hermione isn't asking for much. Just her independence and a wand of her own (without the offensive supervision of a man).
Draco isn't asking for much either. A docile and obedient wife would suit his needs just fine if Hermione would ever agree to it.
Too bad Malfoy Manor makes all the decisions in this regency era horror fic.
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[Podfic] Fascinum by offthemap by iggygiraffe for offthemap
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jan 2025
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Hermione Granger has designed her own Office within the DMLE. She is focused on researching and developing inventions to fix the sizeable gaps in wizarding safety.
Draco Malfoy is searching for redemption, with the ultimate goal of becoming an Auror. If only the public trusted his good intentions...
When Hermione starts getting death threats, Draco jumps at the chance to become Hermione’s bodyguard and prove his worth. Plus, he just happens to have an ace up his sleeve in the form of an old family Fascinum…
(A fascinum / fascinus is a real historical item, often an amulet, that depicts the "divine phallus.")
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A Majorly Meddlesome Manor by sad_millennial for offthemap
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2024
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A year after Draco Malfoy's perplexing, but suitable, entry into Hermione's friend group, he begins to avoid inviting her--and only her--to his home.
It shouldn't bother her. It shouldn't.
But of course, it does.
Determined to discover the reason behind his unjust treatment of her, Hermione takes matters into her own hands and confronts him at Malfoy Manor.
Unbeknownst to her, Malfoy family magic flows through their ancestral home, permitting it to take every measure necessary to aid its family.
...Including by confining witches with whom the Malfoy men are in love to its premises.
[[In which a cheeky Malfoy Manor, sensing the pining of its very own Draco, traps Hermione within its walls until he confesses his love for her.]]
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A Guaranteed Way to Get Draco Malfoy's Attention by megalle for offthemap
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Aug 2024
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Hermione Granger doesn't like being ignored. By anyone. But especially not by Malfoy.
This was written for a very special Pam and hopefully has some of her favourite things to read 🩷🩷🩷
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Umbridge has sealed Hogwarts. The professors are unable to use magic and it is up to an unlikely band of heroes to save the day.
Series
- Part 3 of Crack Fics By Taco
- Part 9 of Gifts for friends