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1. [Podfic] Fascinum by offthemap by iggygiraffe for offthemap

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Jan 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Harry Potter
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Kingsley Shacklebolt
   • Daphne Greengrass
   • Ron Weasley
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit
   • Hermione Granger Being a Know-It-All
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • Bickering
   • Banter
   • No Ron Weasley Bashing
   • Attempt at Humor
   • POV Hermione Granger
   • Phallus Humor
   • Humor
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Protective Draco Malfoy
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy
   • Protective Amulet
   • Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter)
   • Innuendo
   • Rampant Innuendo
   • Fascinus
   • Fascinum
   • She's Seen The Peen
   • Is That An Heirloom Or Are You Happy To See Me
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Post-Battle of Hogwarts
   • Good Draco Malfoy
   • Co-workers
   • A Golden Meat Stick
   • Family Jewels
   • Magically Powerful Phallus
   • Statement Jewellery
   • Sentient Shaft
   • Willy or Won't He
   • Dickolletage
   • Sigmund Freud Wood Have a Field Day With this Fic
   • Two Pureblood Pricks
   • When Your Jewellery Has an Exhibitionist Kink
   • Dingaling Bling
   • Slow Burn
   • Podfic
   • Podfic Length: 10-15 Hours

   Summary

   Hermione Granger has designed her own Office within the DMLE. She is focused on researching and developing inventions to fix the sizeable gaps in wizarding safety.

   Draco Malfoy is searching for redemption, with the ultimate goal of becoming an Auror. If only the public trusted his good intentions...

   When Hermione starts getting death threats, Draco jumps at the chance to become Hermione’s bodyguard and prove his worth. Plus, he just happens to have an ace up his sleeve in the form of an old family Fascinum…

   (A fascinum / fascinus is a real historical item, often an amulet, that depicts the "divine phallus.")

   Podfic of Fascinum by offthemap.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   500

   Chapters:

   16/16

   Comments:

   18

   Kudos:

   25

   Bookmarks:

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