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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are campaign managers for two rival parties. They're also secretly together.
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A socmedia “what if” wherein Draco Malfoy is an emo Facebooker from the early 2000s with a lot of angst to vaguepost
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Hermione Granger has worked her way up the Order ranks, earning herself a leadership role: she is in charge of all the safe-houses. Building, maintaining, and sometimes imprisoning.
Her latest charge is the recently-defected Draco Malfoy, who is not quite trusted enough to join the Order but not dangerous enough to imprison. So he has a small, comfortable safe house all to himself, though he isn’t exactly free.
And what is the safest form of communication during a magical war? Texting, of course. That’s why she has given him a cell phone. For EMERGENCIES. Only emergencies. NOTHING ELSE.
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Draco Malfoy had carefully avoided violence ever since he realised that the Black Family Madness lived in his bones. But after he kills a man, he is slowly succumbing. Violence, obsession, stalking... it's only getting worse.
It's just too bad for Hermione Granger that she was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Plus, there's that marriage law.
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The Wizarding World in the United Kingdom is a regency society... and it sickens Hermione Granger. She didn't sign up to be a house witch, and she didn't bother to become a powerful wielder of magic only to lose all of her societal power... just because she's a woman. So, she's running away.
What happens when Draco Malfoy finds her in the gardens?
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To Build a Bower by eveningstruggle for mightbewriting
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2024
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She has a cat, the same ugly orange thing that she’d had at Hogwarts. She lives in a flat in Clapham Common, has a bird-feeder outside her kitchen window, and is engaged in a war of attrition with the squirrels who believe they are entitled to her Songbird’s Favourite Patio Mix. She wears glasses most days, but contact lenses when she has an important meeting. She loves hazelnut and is allergic to kiwi. She finds Ted’s golf stories tedious.
And now he can add to the Granger, Hermione entry that a piece of pale mint green glass, tossed and tumbled through a thousand ocean waves, is enough to make her stop at his desk and speak to him.
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“Speaking of things that I wouldn’t ask of you if it weren’t vitally important to how we want to proceed with this investigation…” Harry trailed off, removing his glasses and pinching the bridge of his nose in a familiar gesture. After a long moment, he opened his eyes. “The house is a two bedroom,” he said, as if that explained anything.
Hermione just watched him, her pulse suddenly racing. Her subconscious was making a panicked sort of squawking parrot noise, having figured out something essential that her sleepless brain hadn’t yet come to grips with.
“Hermione,” Harry said. “Malfoy is going to the safe house, too.”
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The Art of Seduction: Kidnapping and Hypothermia by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2021
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Hermione Granger's battered old Ford Fiesta is not built for snowstorms. It's a good thing there's a flannel-clad tractor driver to come to her rescue. Or is it?
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“One night,” she echoed. “At yours.”
He gave a small shrug. “Why not?”
She considered this, a hundred reasons flickering through her head which mostly ended with the same outcome—because she was Hermione Granger and he was Draco Malfoy.
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As if being assigned as Hermione’s Auror protection officer isn’t bad enough for Draco, it happening a few days after the two of them shared a one night stand might just tip him over the edge.
Even worse—when Hermione decides that she needs to start dating again, and seeing as he can’t leave her side he has to accompany her on every single one.
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- Part 1 of The Muffliato Rule
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“Stop staring at my tits,” she says, finally breaking their quiet.
Her voice is raspy after the hours of disuse. It tickles something inside Ron, but he isn’t sure if that tickle finds its way to his cock or his brain.
“I wasn’t staring—” he splutters.
“And why not?” she interrupts, “I’ve got great tits.”
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or: For some godforsaken reason, Ron has to go on the run with Pansy-fucking-Parkinson.
He is greatly displeased because Pansy-fucking-Parkinson is a giant cunt.