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city law requires you to keep your dog on a leash by normalcdf
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
16 Nov 2025
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Kakashi knows that the voice in his head telling him to kill himself isn't really Rin. He's doing much better these days- and that's the confusing bit, isn't it? That he's only started hearing this after he's stopped seeing blood on his hands every other night, after he's stopped wanting to die. He knows that it's not really Rin begging him to chase after her, but... it doesn't really seem like he's the one thinking this stuff, either.
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- Part 5 of rin week 2025
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Sasuke is tired of loving and being loved by people who drag him to ruin. At times like this, there's only one person he can rely on to feel nothing for him; only one person who is so disgusting in her complacency that he knows there is no chance of him growing attached to her. And Tenten? Well, Tenten's just here for a good time.
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5 times Shoko alters her own brain chemistry (and one time she alters someone else’s) by normalcdf
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
27 Feb 2025
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Drastic experiences warrant drastic responses, but Shoko’s never been one to indulge in excessive emotion. There’s no reason for her to be traumatized or depressed or anything stupid like that when she’s the world’s greatest reversed-curse technique user and a medical genius to boot; between her treatment plan of nicotine, booze, and miniature lobotomies targeted at any part of her brain that makes her feel anything she’d rather not feel, Shoko’s got this sorcerer thing in the bag.
or: Everyone copes in different ways. Shoko copes in an unhinged and distressing manner that puts even genocide to shame.
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"thou shalt have no other gods before me" by normalcdf
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
27 Dec 2024
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Gojo has everything. Shoko wants nothing. Only one of them ever changes, and it’s not Shoko- wrapped in her apathy, she manages to be even more untouchable than Gojo is. They are the same person. They are more different than any two people have ever been. Gojo is hailed as the strongest. Shoko outlives him.
or: Gojo, Shoko, and perfection.
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Tenten’s dream is simple: she is fighting an enemy that never slows and never tires, and her endurance matches theirs perfectly. They go on, dancing and dancing and dancing, never dying, never pausing. No wounds are fatal. There is no winning, no losing- only motion. She pins them, and they slip out. They drive their weapon- sometimes a sword, sometimes a club, sometimes something completely alien- through her forehead, and she shakes it off. They have no face. They are not a person. They will stay locked in this dance with Tenten forever. It is the most beautiful thing Tenten has ever experienced.
And then she wakes up.
or: Tenten, after the war
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a local psychic's no good very bad guide to faking your death by normalcdf
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
23 Mar 2024
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“No, hold on!” Kusuke flails. “I actually think this could work! Besides, if you could figure it out on your own you wouldn’t have called me.”
He’s right, unfortunately. Kusuo is out of options, and he’s quickly running out of time. It’s just… it’s such a stupid plan.
or: Saiki, lacking other options, takes Kusuke's advice. War crimes are committed by multiple parties. In the end, it works out- kind of. Maybe. Possibly, if "working out" is defined with a very slim, specific definiton.
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local psychic forgets most people need air to live, terrifies friends by normalcdf
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
03 Feb 2024
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Everyone is staring at him. Saiki looks down. The box he is lying in is a coffin.
What a pain.
Evidently, someone found him on the bottom of the ocean and assumed he was dead. He’s a little surprised that he slept through the ensuing commotion. He’s always been a fairly light sleeper.
or: Saiki escapes the chaos of a beach day with his friends by diving under the ocean and staying there for hours. This leads to unfortunate assumptions about his vital status.
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Here is the thing about dying: it’s only dying if it’s non-existence. Dying is the opposite of living; ergo, if you are experiencing anything, you are not dead. You can’t not be on a boat. You’ve only ever been, while not on a boat.
Rin is still experiencing. It doesn’t matter if she keeps ruining her body, because she just keeps starting over. She’s not dying. She’s not dying, because she’s still here, and she’s getting awfully tired of the taste of salt in her mouth.
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- Part 7 of rin week 2023
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Rin-sensei has always seemed- untouchable, to Naruto. Not in the sense that he doesn’t think she can get hurt; he’s watched her fight often enough to know that she’s only human. Especially now, as he comes further and further into his abilities, as his strength begins to surpass her’s, Naruto knows just how kill-able she is.
It’s just- Rin shrugs off things that she shouldn’t. She slips through death and guilt and loneliness like a duck through water. No matter who she loses, or what goes wrong, she’s always the same old Rin-sensei. She seems untouchable.
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- Part 6 of rin week 2023
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throwing fuel to the fire of that greco-roman dream by normalcdf
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
16 Nov 2023
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Kakashi squints at the portal that has appeared in the middle of his office, just above his desk. It’s yellow.
“So, that wasn’t there earlier,” he remarks conversationally to Sasuke, who is staring at it in disbelief.
or: Three versions of what’s left of Team Minato fall into one office, and learn that there’s a lot they don’t know about each other.
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- Part 5 of rin week 2023
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Rin’s always known that she’s an afterthought in the team. She’s always known that when people look at them, they notice Obito and Kakashi and Minato first, and if they notice her at all, she’s just “the girl.” She’s always known that even Obito, her best friend, doesn’t really see her. She’s known that she’s not really a person to anyone.
Knowing all that doesn’t stop the three birthday presents she does not want or need in any way from hurting.
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- Part 4 of rin week 2023
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When Rin was little, her father always used to call her a moth. She’s been fond of shiny things for a long time. There’s a difference between paper lanterns and the moon, though, and now that Rin finds herself staring into the face of it- well, she can’t really bring herself to feel anything but awe. Rin has been chasing a perfect world for as long as she can remember, but now all she can think is that this is close enough.
or: Rin brings about the end of the world and then falls in love with her.
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- Part 3 of rin week 2023
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Here are the things that Obito was quietly suspecting Rin would disapprove of, if she was still watching: killing Minato-sensei, killing the Uchiha, mind controlling more people than he can count, and you know, the whole trying to take over the world so that he put everyone into a perfect dream. Some days he can barely convince himself that he’s in the right, after all- why would sweet, perfect Rin be okay with these things?
So when Orochimaru uses Edo Tensei to bring back Rin, Obito has resigned himself to timid disappointment and horror. That’s not what he gets, though- as it turns out, Obito never really knew Rin, and she’s angry about all the wrong things and indifferent about everything else.
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- Part 2 of rin week 2023
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The window rattle again- harder, this time- and Rin rolls over to look at it. Instead of an animal, though, there is a pale, tall woman with purple eyes clawing at the latch. Rin kicks off her blankets and sits up, her heart pounding as she finally swings the window open and climbs into Rin's room.
"Oh,” says the woman. “You're awake."
or: kagurin vampire au. because i can do whatever i want.
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- Part 1 of rin week 2023
