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    a series of explorations of nohara rin in many different Situations tm

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    She doesn’t let herself think that she’ll save him. She’s had enough of people thinking that they can change each other’s paths. No one ever really changes. Naoya, Mai, herself–for all the different forms they’ve taken, they’ve just become more themselves. Yuta had proved it when he’d become the Gojo heir, and then announced he’d become Satoru too. There was nothing more like Yuta than trying desperately to become someone else.

    Steps towards Maki killing Yuta.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Your name is Kim Marie. You have no money, no prospects, no talents, no future: nothing but a bottom-barrel job, bottom-barrel degree, a handful of Twitter followers, and a nigh-encyclopedic knowledge of a single K-pop girl group. Also, the breakout star of said girl group will not stop texting you. Life is like one long hernia and then you fucking die.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    “Sunbae, you’re too imaginative,” Eunyung said. He crammed some more rib slices into his mouth, which seemed to posses an infinite capacity for only the most expensive of the beef cuts Juwan bought. “Why would I curse his ancestors? I’d just curse him. Or you. Or your mom.”

    Juwan felt a migraine coming on.

    OR: The gang takes on young adulthood.

    EDIT (update Jan 2026): on hiatus while i apply to postgrad

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    12 Feb 2026

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    “Are you really getting rid of this stuff?” Etho asks, resting her chin on his shoulder to peer down into the bundle. “You’ve had it for so long.”

    “Now that I’m officially straight,” Bdubs says, bravely holding back tears, “I don’t deserve it.”

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Kakashi licks chapped lips and forces himself to continue. “She cared about the village—”

    “The village that killed her,” Obito snaps.

    “She chose—”

    “Like she had a choice!”

    “Well then why don’t you ask her!”

    Kakashi feels the dull pain from grinding his teeth too harshly before he hears what he said. He hadn’t quite… meant to say that. Obito just kept interrupting and he said the most cruel thing he could think of.

    But it’s not an impossible taunt. He’s fighting a war where the dead rise. Obito could, as a matter of fact, ask her.

    “Fine! If it’ll get you to shut up about it.”

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    26 Jan 2026