kenjideath
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It happens like this:
Once upon a time, there was an evil king who loved monsters. He loved them so much, he even wanted his own children to be monsters. He placed a wicked curse on his wife, so that her womb could only bear evil creatures.
The brave queen made a potion to break his curse, so she could have the sweet blonde children of her dreams.
But the potion didn’t work. Not even once.
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They hadn’t done it like this too many times yet, so when Sanji padded into their bedroom and said, “Daddy, I don’t feel so good,” Zoro’s stomach swooped with both excitement and nervousness.
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Old man Zoro gave him another of those soft looks. “It’s been twenty years, curly,” he said. “There’s not a lot about you I don’t know.”
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Future Zoro shows Sanji a better way to jerk off.
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Early to Bed, Late to Rise by kenjideath
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
20 Aug 2023
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For 150 years, Vash and Nai have been repaying their debt to humanity. By studying them, the humans have made amazing scientific strides. They are making life better, and that's worth every surgery, every vivisection, every ounce of pain. Vash knows this.
Then Nai wakes up.
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- a form of reasoning in which a conclusion is drawn from two assumed propositions, each of which shares a term with the conclusion, and shares a common or middle term not present in the conclusion
The thing about relationships is, sometimes you have to talk about them.
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- Part 2 of Portmanteau
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A Father Provides by kenjideath
Fandom Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment
03 Dec 2015
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Triple H is a shitty Dom to Seth. Kevin doesn't care or anything, but he's not the kind of man who can stand back and watch a job done badly.
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Portmanteau by kenjideath
Fandom Professional Wrestling, Ring of Honor, World Wrestling Entertainment
18 Apr 2018
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Talking is hard. Roman, Seth and Dean negotiate a relationship anyway.
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Works that I have written through commission. If you would like to commission me, please check out the information on my tumblr.
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Plan B by kenjideath, strykelass
Fandom Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment
06 Feb 2017
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'Humans are fragile', huh?
Then what the hell was Zoro looking at?
Bookmarked by kenjideath
16 Feb 2026
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He couldn’t fight, he couldn't walk, he couldn’t cook. All he could do was lie there and be so fucking useless.
When Sanji injures his legs and his hands, his friends help him recover.
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- Part 26 of Febuwhump 2021
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Bookmarked by kenjideath
13 Jan 2026
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A few minutes later, Adrian caught Chris’ eye. “You know,” he began, rubbing his chin in thought. “Your dad did have a lot of appliances.”
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Or, the therapeutic value of wrecking the absolute shit out of your dead, bigoted father's house.
Bookmarked by kenjideath
02 Sep 2025
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You were the last good thing about this part of town by poopinglillies
Fandoms: Peacemaker (TV 2022)
14 Feb 2025
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“I do say your name sometimes,” Chris says.
Adrian looks up at him. “Huh?”
“You said I never call you by your name. Don’t I call you Adrian sometimes?”
“No, you literally almost never call me Adrian, you either call me V or Vij or Vigilante or, like, dumbass. And that’s a good thing. I mean not calling me dumbass, because that’s a little hurtful, but I know you’re working on it. But not calling me by my name. It’s tactical."When Chris is in prison, Adrian has a tough time. Now Chris is back and everything is rainbow-colored again. Adrian struggles with his feelings.
(Can be read as a standalone story.)
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- Part 2 of Trigger of love
Bookmarked by kenjideath
29 Aug 2025
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who's ridin' who at the end of the race? by knewwellenough
Fandoms: Peacemaker (TV 2022)
28 Apr 2022
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There’s a slight lilt to his voice, that only ever comes out when he’s lying, he knows he’s lying, and he knows that it’s a bad lie.
Chris stares at him, for a moment taken aback by the entire new hallway of possibilities that’s just opened up in his mind. It’s very hard to keep his mouth from pulling into a grin.
“Holy shit,” he breathes, “how long have you been getting off on Thimble?”
Bookmarked by kenjideath
25 Aug 2025