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  1. Public Bookmark 91

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    Charon’s reached the very back of the crowd now, he can make out more of the man’s face, watch his eyes more closely as they dart around the crowd, still searching.

    As you cast me from the mountain to your feet,

    The man’s eyes finally lock on to his target and he grins, feral and predatory. He raises his hand… and points. Directly at Charon.

    I'm yours to keep.

     

    Chronic shut-in Charon is dragged to a concert by his twin brothers, where by happenstance a kind beautiful stranger bursts into his life. Charon would be content to scuttle back to his quiet house and forget the whole evening, but this determined acquaintance won't let him go so easily.

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    03 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    Charon's usual quiet weekend is interrupted by being strong-armed into ferrying Melinoë to a cat café. He's prepared to spend a couple of hours being a silent bodyguard and handy bank balance for sweet treats and hot chocolate. What he's not prepared for, is the gorgeous barista also waiting for them every visit.

    It's a Charmes Coffee Shop AU. With cats!

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    03 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    The rolling waves were approaching faster than land was. Hermes tried to beat his wings and yelped harshly as pain shot through his head. His vision tilted as he tried to readjust. A panic flap of the wings to get back on Zephyr’s winds. He spat blood and gasped, plummeting.

    There was far too much green below. He jerked himself away, ankle wings fluttering desperately. He cannot fail now, he cannot—

    He paled as he remembered that the rift was Poseidon’s domain, not Charon’s.
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    Hermes gets injured while spying on Mount Olympus and falls into the rift of Thessaly on his way back to the Crossroads. A couple of shades manage to fish him out and bring him to a beloved associate.

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    03 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Time failed to grasp him, like sand slipping through fingers. He was being carried by nothing but himself.

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    Aftermath of the previous part

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    22 Jan 2026

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    There's a lot to learn about the tourist trap that is Styx Beach; that it's a dry town, that it's made up of strange and interesting people, that its beholden to the only hotel generating any kind of tourism and it's stubborn owner, but there's one thing Hermes only starts to figure out five months into his time there:

    He might be falling for that boat guy.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    "The god tilts his head. “I apologize, I’ve been rude. I am Zagreus, prince of the Underworld, god of blood and rebirth.” He winks at him. “Sorry you had to see me come out of the Styx like that—I’m usually much more put together. And as for why I’m helping you…” Something in his bearing shifts, changes from the casual front he was putting on to something much more serious. “That’s your mother that Hades is holding, isn’t it?”

    Percy flinches. “What do you know about my mom? Is she okay? She’s not…”

    “She’s perfectly fine.” Zagreus says in an unexpectedly reassuring tone. “I promise. She’s not a shade, she’s just being held in stasis.”

    Relief flows through him, but… “What does that have to do with why you’re helping us, though?” He’s reminded of the saying Annabeth told him after he received the pearls from Poseidon: never trust a free lunch.

    Zagreus meets his eyes. “I know a thing or two about going on an impossible quest to find one’s mother, son of Poseidon.”

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    What if Zagreus emerged from the Styx in the middle of Percy's confrontation with Hades in the Lightning Thief?

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    20 Dec 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 5

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    Hermes, knowing full well that Charon has quite the sweet tooth, decides to invent gelt (better known as 'chocolate coins') on his behalf. Charon has no idea what to expect when a bag of clearly fake coins is shoved into his hands by his terribly excited god.

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    15 Dec 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 32

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    A witch stitched in gold meets a prince who won’t stay dead.

    Zagreus, through no fault of his own, has severely neglected his duties and now finds you living in his mother’s cottage. You kill him, repeatedly, and he can’t stop thinking about you.

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    11 Dec 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 15

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    “Is it the prayers again?” Zagreus reaches up and cups his cheek. There’s no need to reach as far as he once did. Thanatos hasn’t been able to float above the ground for a while now, with his powers so drained.

    He leans into that warm palm. He’s always appreciated their temperature difference, lately more than ever. Thanatos has been aware that he’s cold, but he’s never felt it before. “Yeah. They’re so desperate, Zag.”

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    01 Nov 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 85

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    “It’s good to see you, Melinoë.” Zagreus smiles gently. Too gently. This is a place of rest, yes, but it is also a place of necessity. 

    He doesn’t belong, Melinoë thinks, and barely keeps her expression steady. It’s an unkind thought. She has it anyway. 
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    “Why are you avoiding me, grandfather?” Zagreus sets Gigaros down, gently leaning it against the wall. His voice is as soft as the Elysium grass. Too perfect. Too sweet. Too unreal. 

    It would be so much easier if Zagreus did not remember. 

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    27 Oct 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 34

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    From: Your Favorite Fiancé :Red_Heart: :Orange_Heart: :Yellow_Heart:
    I really hope that ur just running late, and u didn’t forget ur child’s first holiday concert.
    Seen at 7:46PM

    From: Your Favorite Fiancé :Red_Heart: :Orange_Heart: :Yellow_Heart:
    Bc if u actually forgot his holiday concert, ur sleeping on the couch for a month.
    Seen at 7:48PM

    Hermes’ eye twitches as three dots appear in the bottom corner of his phone screen, before disappearing.

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    The ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future help a workaholic Charon to reconnect with his family. Set in the same 'verse as 'Achilles, the Relationship Counselor'.

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    21 Oct 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 25

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    Nyx tells him to stay in the House, to be wary. There are dangers outside, things that he doesn’t yet understand.
    Thanatos promises, and why would Nyx doubt him? He is a precocious child, and one eager to please his mother. As Nyx is quick to say, he is a good son; he wears his godhood with the maturity of one far older.
    But it is new, so new. When Nyx isn’t looking, Thanatos can't help but explore.
    So new: the stone and gloom of Tartarus, the orange burn of Asphodel, the rolling fields of Elysium. The coolness of the ground beneath the bushes, the way they catch at his hair when he hides in them. The light touch of the butterflies that soon begin to follow him, lonely souls that they are. The way they fluster and flutter as Mort snaps at them.
    It is a calm life, a still life, but one so very quiet around the edges.

    «««««««« ─────── · I · ─────── ««««««««

    It isn’t easy growing up, even when you aren’t Death Incarnate.
    OR: a story following Thanatos as he learns to navigate the living, the dead, and, worst of all, feelings.

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    10 Aug 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 27

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    I'd love to say i have actual good writing to bring to you all but i dont so here. Tosses my modern au chatfic slop down on the table. Eat up guys

    This exists to throw random ideas that i dont have the motivation to fully flesh out but still want to mess with into, and also to give me something nice and easy to write & clear my mind when i get stuck, so expect inconsistent updates!

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    03 Aug 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 8

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    Hermes is Charon’s “new” assistant at Styx Associated and no one knows what they have going on. But there’s definitely theories.

    Obligatory Office AU

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    03 Aug 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 23

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    Zagreus clears his throat, takes a deep breath, and shouts.

    “Achilles!”

    Nobody freezes up, as does No-one, and there's silence for only a second before—

    “Odysseus!”

    ———

    Or; Zagreus tells Achilles about the new Champions of Elysium and he asks to meet them. Or, more accurately, he asks to be reintroduced so he can yell at and talk shit with one of them. Patroclus, Diomedes, and Zagreus are all just along for the ride.

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    05 Jul 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 42

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    Hypnos makes a decision that changes everything. Now his loved ones have some reparations to make, and Hypnos if faced with an impossible task. Recovery.

    But if he’s never going to be the same, should he even bother? And if all his relationships start to change for the better but one, then who is really the one to blame?

     

    Or: An incredibly angsty suicide attempt fic

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    20 Jun 2025

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    take my heart and i'll lay down my weapon / break my shackles to set me free

    A complete retelling of The Song of Achilles from Achilles' point of view.

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    29 May 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 8

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    Tenth graders Zagreus, Thanatos, and Megaera are navigating the turbulent waters of growing up together. It's not easy, what with Zag's mom's recent death, Than's kid brother's health issues, and Meg's hair trigger and sticky fingers, but they're managing. Features Hades and Nyx being exhausted parents and friends together, because let's be honest, Hades has no idea what he's doing here.

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    25 May 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 8

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    Charon has always been a man of routine, but today, his routine is interrupted in a way that will change his life forever

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    23 May 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 19

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    He can imagine it. Zagreus walking down the great halls of the great House of Hades, clusters of shades looking at the pink lip stains and whispering to each other: “do you see that?” “That’s Megaera’s lip color!” “Have the two of them been… you know?”

    He imagined Megaera would feel pride well up in her chest. Her leaving those marks were the equivalent of an owner putting a collar on a dog: she was claiming him, showing anyone around who he belonged to. They would see those marks and know who had him, who loved him. And sweet Zagreus would be all flustered, remembering how those markings came to be, and the idea that everyone else knew as well.

    Then, an idea popped into his head. A very exciting, mischievous, lovely idea.

    OR: Patroclus covers Achilles in kisses to show off to the House

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    23 May 2025

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