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The Shadow and the Light (Two Sides of a Coin) by iwritefunkythings
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
10 Oct 2025
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Melinoe never learnt the whole "contract" thing, having grown up in the Crossroads. What contracts is an overthrown princess going to sign?
Maybe Hecate should have spared a lesson for it.
That's okay. Zagreus can teach her. They have plenty of time to make up for, after all. -
Sing, O Muse by iwritefunkythings
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
01 Jul 2025
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Ag decided to ignore him. “The Trojans have been our rivals from the dawn of time!”
Nestor piped up from the back. “For maybe like two years, when Priam made us do community service.”
“For two years!” Ag amended. “And we welcome them into our home, our sacred land, as an offering of peace, for what? To be spat on and disrespected? No more! That little shit- um…”
“Paris,” Nestor said helpfully.
“Paris! That little shit will rue the day he crossed us!”Did you read the Iliad and think "wow, I wish someone wrote this but super shittily and also made it a frat au"? Then great! Join the Achaeans as they do the dumbest shit possible under the guise of winning back their VP's ex, Helen, and try to graduate at the same time.
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I'm not the moon, I'm not even a star by iwritefunkythings
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
08 Apr 2025
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He didn’t expect anything of it. It was probably a customer, coming to beg him for just five minutes to search for whatever item they were hunting, or maybe the feral cat that he left food out for wanting a kiss. So when he peered out the door, he didn’t know what to do.
On the step, perched politely on his welcome mat, were two boys.Charon knows three things. None of those three things are how to look after children.
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It’s been a tough year, and in a moment of sheer desperation, you apply for a position at Freddy Fazbear’s Mega Pizzaplex. You didn’t expect to land a job, but hey, you weren’t complaining, even though the amount of paperwork they had you sign was slightly suspicious. At least the pay was good.
But the Pizzaplex isn’t your regular customer service job. Whispers have been floating around of the old locations, and what happened inside of them. Not to mention all the other weird stuff that’s been going on in the current one. And the animatronics have been malfunctioning, so often it’s hard to believe it’s an accident.
It’s just a regular day working for Fazbear Entertainment. Right?
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Charon’s reached the very back of the crowd now, he can make out more of the man’s face, watch his eyes more closely as they dart around the crowd, still searching.
As you cast me from the mountain to your feet,
The man’s eyes finally lock on to his target and he grins, feral and predatory. He raises his hand… and points. Directly at Charon.
I'm yours to keep.
Chronic shut-in Charon is dragged to a concert by his twin brothers, where by happenstance a kind beautiful stranger bursts into his life. Charon would be content to scuttle back to his quiet house and forget the whole evening, but this determined acquaintance won't let him go so easily.
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03 Feb 2026
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Charon's usual quiet weekend is interrupted by being strong-armed into ferrying Melinoë to a cat café. He's prepared to spend a couple of hours being a silent bodyguard and handy bank balance for sweet treats and hot chocolate. What he's not prepared for, is the gorgeous barista also waiting for them every visit.
It's a Charmes Coffee Shop AU. With cats!
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03 Feb 2026
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silver bay where sunset sailors hide away by Soar319
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
20 Nov 2025
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The rolling waves were approaching faster than land was. Hermes tried to beat his wings and yelped harshly as pain shot through his head. His vision tilted as he tried to readjust. A panic flap of the wings to get back on Zephyr’s winds. He spat blood and gasped, plummeting.
There was far too much green below. He jerked himself away, ankle wings fluttering desperately. He cannot fail now, he cannot—
He paled as he remembered that the rift was Poseidon’s domain, not Charon’s.
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Hermes gets injured while spying on Mount Olympus and falls into the rift of Thessaly on his way back to the Crossroads. A couple of shades manage to fish him out and bring him to a beloved associate.Bookmarked by iwritefunkythings
03 Feb 2026
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Time failed to grasp him, like sand slipping through fingers. He was being carried by nothing but himself.
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Aftermath of the previous part
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- Part 7 of Petition: let Hypnos sleep
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22 Jan 2026
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There's a lot to learn about the tourist trap that is Styx Beach; that it's a dry town, that it's made up of strange and interesting people, that its beholden to the only hotel generating any kind of tourism and it's stubborn owner, but there's one thing Hermes only starts to figure out five months into his time there:
He might be falling for that boat guy.
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- Part 1 of Styx Beach
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21 Dec 2025