4 Works by iwritefunkythings
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The Shadow and the Light (Two Sides of a Coin) by iwritefunkythings
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
10 Oct 2025
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Melinoe never learnt the whole "contract" thing, having grown up in the Crossroads. What contracts is an overthrown princess going to sign?
Maybe Hecate should have spared a lesson for it.
That's okay. Zagreus can teach her. They have plenty of time to make up for, after all. -
Sing, O Muse by iwritefunkythings
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
01 Jul 2025
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Ag decided to ignore him. “The Trojans have been our rivals from the dawn of time!”
Nestor piped up from the back. “For maybe like two years, when Priam made us do community service.”
“For two years!” Ag amended. “And we welcome them into our home, our sacred land, as an offering of peace, for what? To be spat on and disrespected? No more! That little shit- um…”
“Paris,” Nestor said helpfully.
“Paris! That little shit will rue the day he crossed us!”Did you read the Iliad and think "wow, I wish someone wrote this but super shittily and also made it a frat au"? Then great! Join the Achaeans as they do the dumbest shit possible under the guise of winning back their VP's ex, Helen, and try to graduate at the same time.
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I'm not the moon, I'm not even a star by iwritefunkythings
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
08 Apr 2025
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He didn’t expect anything of it. It was probably a customer, coming to beg him for just five minutes to search for whatever item they were hunting, or maybe the feral cat that he left food out for wanting a kiss. So when he peered out the door, he didn’t know what to do.
On the step, perched politely on his welcome mat, were two boys.Charon knows three things. None of those three things are how to look after children.
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It’s been a tough year, and in a moment of sheer desperation, you apply for a position at Freddy Fazbear’s Mega Pizzaplex. You didn’t expect to land a job, but hey, you weren’t complaining, even though the amount of paperwork they had you sign was slightly suspicious. At least the pay was good.
But the Pizzaplex isn’t your regular customer service job. Whispers have been floating around of the old locations, and what happened inside of them. Not to mention all the other weird stuff that’s been going on in the current one. And the animatronics have been malfunctioning, so often it’s hard to believe it’s an accident.
It’s just a regular day working for Fazbear Entertainment. Right?