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Chosen of Rome by anantipodean
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Jan 2026
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Alastor has returned to Rome with one goal: revenge. Vox must pay for using and discarding him to advance his political career. But a clandestine meeting in a bathhouse introduces Alastor to a skeletal man who rivals Vox in his ability to get under Alastor’s skin—and embroils both of them in a plot that involves emperor Lucifer’s daughter, a sacred goose and a heck of a lot of wedding cake. Before he can consult an augur, Alastor finds himself proclaimed the emperor’s heir—and forced to confront some very uncomfortable truths. When did revenge get so complicated?
Note: Animal sacrifices, historical inaccuracies, mass stupidity.
Written for the 2025 Egg-plosion event and inspired by Floatycat/tanikatz's amazing art! Check it out here. Also, I was not the only writer inspired by this incredible piece. There is a second story by kitsunesongs! (and it is wow)!!!!!
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Well Disguised Blessings by MothballMilkshake for floatycat
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Jan 2026
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“It's so nice to see both fathers of the bride helping their young lady with dress shopping. Do you two need matching–”
A squeal of static drowned out a sudden wheeze from Lucifer, Alastor's cheeks flaming at the implication. Heat sparked in his chest and crept up the back of his neck, something behind his ribs twisting as Lucifer stuttered out a denial.
“Ha – me and – and him? Ha, no, I mean – no. We're just... just working together. For Charlie,” Lucifer finished up, his voice going a little weak as gold spread over his pale face. His gaze drifted over to where Charlie was trying on dresses, a tiny imp seamstress tugging and poking at her all the while.
“For Charlie,” Alastor echoed.
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Or: Lucifer and Alastor have to at least pretend to get along to help Charlie and Vaggi plan their wedding. Along the way, they discover hidden depths to each other that they might have preferred to remain ignorant of.
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- Part 55 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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No One of Consequence by Amarilly (Tookbaggins) for floatycat
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Jan 2026
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The hand on his back was heavy and warm. Deer watched him, waiting. There was no expectation in that stare, only the question of what he wanted.
Now that he was here, Lucifer thought he could let himself want quite a lot. Maybe. He tilted his head up, one of his own hands coming up to cover the one toying with his shirt. “I’d like that. But you should kiss me first.”
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Lucifer agrees to an anonymous meeting with the guy he’s been chatting with. It goes very well.
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Bookmarked by floatycat
08 Jan 2026
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Alastor is used to taking what he wants.
Lucifer is used to losing what he loves.When desire turns into something heavier than lust, the balance shifts—and a single question about wings becomes a question about partnership, trust, and the weight of a heart.
Some points of no return are not tragedies.
Some are promises.- Language:
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Bookmarked by floatycat
06 Jan 2026
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RadioApple Winter Gift Exchange 2025! Thanks so much, I will cherish this fic forever <3 <3
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Alastor's ears twisted and swivelled, following the sounds of Lucifer's movements. Every soft tread of his hooves was loud, even muffled as they were against the rug. His own breath was louder, his pulse worse still – trying to steal his attention, trying to make him lose track of where Lucifer was.
A thrill raced down his spine, his tail quivering against his wrists. Folded over one another, as though Lucifer wanted to mock him for his oft-adopted posture when walking about the hotel – but there was no mockery here. Lucifer had tied his wrists, his arms, all so Alastor couldn't touch. It didn't matter what pretty promises he made, the deals he offered – Lucifer had rejected them all.
So here he was. Kneeling on his haunches, stripped to his skin, arms bound behind his back – waiting.
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Or: If Alastor wants to experience Lucifer's wings, he needs to sit still, be good, and let Lucifer decide what he can handle.
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- Part 50 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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Knife + Hart by BleakCinema for radioapple-heathen (hikariandyami)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Apr 2025
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Purchased as the first concubine of Lucifer's house, Alastor has bucked his captivity at every turn. The king irritates him on a daily basis and he punishes him with whatever acts of petty malice he can get away with. He has made it a personal mission to gleefully infuriate his master with alarming frequency. No matter how they vex each other, both men are inexorably drawn to one another in an endless cycle of fascination and fury.
When a new development threatens to bring an end to their comfortable symmetry of antagonism and consign Alastor to the shadows, will they endure the tides of change?
Bookmarked by floatycat
09 Apr 2025
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Bleak's concurbine AU that'll be living rent free in my head right now, please and thank you.
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“Very good, Alastor. Now, tell me, what do you normally do when you need to masturbate?”
“Like I said, it's very efficient. I'm normally already aroused when I start, then I simply stimulate myself until completion.”
“Wow.” Alastor feels Lucifer's chest shake with quiet laughter. “Sexy.”
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A.k.a Alastor can't get Lucifer out of his mind ever since the King healed his angelic wound. Lucifer agrees to talk him through it.Series
- Part 1 of Mutual Satisfaction
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It was a simple wager. Alastor had always prided himself on remaining...unaffected, by sexual matters, and in the moment he saw nothing wrong with using this fact to his advantage. It would be an easy win, after all. He would remain calm, cool, and collected, his opponent would make an utter fool of himself, and all would be right with the world.
But as Alastor felt his shadow place his cock in its mouth and made wary eye contact with Lucifer Morningstar, whose clone was doing the same, he wasn't sure this was entirely worth it.
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25 Feb 2025
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Charlie unwittingly invites peril onto the residents of the hotel. Alastor and Lucifer play a dangerous game. Everyone knows you don’t mess with tarot.
AKA: Alastor and Lucifer have a dick measuring contest with cards.
Bookmarked by floatycat
10 Feb 2025
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Radioapple Tarot reading! I love this, definitely coming back to this!
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When asked to indulge one of Lucifer’s experimental ideas, Alastor figures that the experience is bound to be another drop in the proverbial bucket for him. He ends up being pleasantly surprised.
OR: The self-indulgent consensual somnophilia fic that has been living in my brain forever.
Bookmarked by floatycat
05 Feb 2025
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I think I may understand the somno kink now :D
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How to Bag an Angel: Take That, Depression! by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Feb 2024
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It’s been a long time since someone’s actually had the balls to hit on Lucifer, and with all the redeeming that’s been going around like a particularly virulent cold, it suddenly doesn’t seem like such a bad idea to take up Angel Dust’s professional, no-strings-attached offer of a fun time! How else is a demon supposed to work out some post-battle tension after a nearly decade-long dry spell, huh?
Unfortunately for Lucifer, he forgot that his brain makes any form of intimacy a PVP activity with friendly fire permanently enabled.
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Upon waking up from the wildest night of passion in her life, Charlie comes to a startling realization about angelic biology that sends her careening towards Alastor to give him "The Talk" so he won't be blindsided by it as he pursues a sexual relationship with her dad.
Alastor, for his part, was unaware that such a relationship was happening. But...he can work with this.
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- Part 1 of The King's "Wing"man
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30 Jan 2025
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Alone with Lucifer, Alastor gets a clearer idea of the upper limits of his desire.
Set immediately after Ch. 14 of Lucid Dreams of New Orleans.
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- Part 2 of Lucid Dreams
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Lucifer has always kept his distance from sinners. It's what keeps him (relatively) sane — if he gets too close, he is haunted by visions of the tragic mortal lives that landed them in Hell.
But in his new life at the Hotel, it is more difficult than ever to stay away — and when it comes to light that his daughter's insufferable facilities manager is gravely wounded, it falls to Lucifer to deliver his soul from Death.
In so doing, he falls headfirst into the sins, past lives, and heartbreaks of the one human whose contradictions he is powerless to resist.
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- Part 1 of Lucid Dreams
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Bookmarked by floatycat
10 Jan 2025
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Most gorgeous radioapple of all times, I'm gonna explode
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“I hate Christmas,” Lucifer grumbled from where he perched by the window.
Alastor glanced up from the book he was reading and made a contemplative humming noise. He had noticed a particularly Scrooge-like aspect to Lucifer’s normal melancholy of late, but he hadn’t quite connected that to the actual holiday.
Christmas was celebrated even in hell, but it wasn’t as if the average sinner was out and about celebrating the birth of Christ. Alastor was quite certain it had considerably more to do with getting gifts than anything else.
“You love presents,” Alastor pointed out, “and feasts.”
“Sure, but not Christmas,” Lucifer folded his arms over his chest and scowled, “I am not celebrating Dad impregnating some lady with an aspect of himself.”
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07 Jan 2025
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“Would you care to be my girlfriend for a bit longer?” Alastor asked, a wicked grin under his glowing red eyes.
This could be dangerous. And it sure as Hell wasn't right. But toying with Vox had been so much fun. And what if I could use this to my advantage?
“Eff it, I’m in. But if we do decide to make this a thing, we should lay down some rules. In fact: We should make a deal.”Willow has no idea why she was murdered or why she ended up in Hell. Distraught, her only chance to correct this error and get into Heaven is the Hazbin Hotel. Soon, she finds herself drawn to the patron of the place, the dangerous yet charming Radio Demon. When Alastor proposes the idea of a pretend relationship to make Vox jealous, Willow seizes the opportunity and suggests a deal: She will play her part for as long as he protects her from any harm.
Completed!
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Bookmarked by floatycat
29 Dec 2024
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Post-S1 vignette. Alastor watches Lucifer and Charlie bonding.
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28 Dec 2024
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After destroying the hotel for the umpteenth time, Alastor makes a promise with Lucifer: in exchange for swapping compliments, learning to coexist, and becoming
kind offriends, Lucifer will owe him a favour.(Falling in love was not supposed to be a part of that deal.)
-- in which they fight heaven, each other, and the urge to be together.
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- Part 1 of The OSAS Universe
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19 Dec 2024
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
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Bookmarked by floatycat
16 Dec 2024
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This is the softest, fluffiest thing I've ever read, and it filled me with the best warm fuzzy feelings!
Feat malfunctioning room 403 (found this through a GORGEOUS artwork on twitter). -
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Charlie Morningstar, ever the ray of sunshine, asks Alastor to find out what's going on with Lucifer.
Alastor takes to the task with gusto.
Lucifer hates every second of it.
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Bookmarked by floatycat
11 Dec 2024